xmas crackers
minky67
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saw these in my paper this morning,sorry if any1 read them.
Q...Son-''Mum can i have a dog for xmas'' :?:
A..Mum..''No you can have turkey the same as everyone else.''
Q..What does a tranvestite do for xmas :?:
A..Eat,drink & be Mary
Q..what does a mother-in-law call her broom stick :?:
A..Basic transport
Q..what do angry mice send each other at xmas :?:
A..Cross mouse cards
Q..What athlete is warmest in the winter :?:
A..A long jumper
Q..Where can you find literature about santa's helpers :?:
A..the elf-help section.
As i said sorry if youve read them.
luv debs
Q...Son-''Mum can i have a dog for xmas'' :?:
A..Mum..''No you can have turkey the same as everyone else.''
Q..What does a tranvestite do for xmas :?:
A..Eat,drink & be Mary
Q..what does a mother-in-law call her broom stick :?:
A..Basic transport
Q..what do angry mice send each other at xmas :?:
A..Cross mouse cards
Q..What athlete is warmest in the winter :?:
A..A long jumper
Q..Where can you find literature about santa's helpers :?:
A..the elf-help section.
As i said sorry if youve read them.
luv debs
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Hi Debs
Ha ha, nice ones Debs got any more
Trish xxxx0 -
Hi trish,yes just raided the papers.
Silly Quiz show answers.
Q..What was Hilters first name.
A..Heil.
Q... Johnny Wiessmuller died on this day. Which jungle swinging character did he play.
A..Jesus.
Q..the point on a golf club or racket is known as what spot.
A..The G-spot.
Q..On what part of the body is a lobotomy performed.
A ..The bottom.
Q..Which ancienty army was discovered in China in 1974
A..The Territorial .
Q..Who was the primeminister before Tony Blair.
A..ERRR George Bush.
Q..What man made structure built during the 3rd century BC is often said to be seen from space.
A..The Millennium Dome..0 -
Debs
Well pick some of the good ones and at Christmas you can tell a few
What papers? the Sun?
Trish xx0 -
Hu Trisher,
no daily m..l, i do the cryptic crosswords.
Keeps the old grey matter working.
some thing has to function properly.
Wish i'd have keep the kids answers at school now.
It may have been recycled now,i'll have a look as it was so funny.
luv debs0 -
minky67 wrote:Hu Trisher,
no daily m..l, i do the cryptic crosswords.
Keeps the old grey matter working.
some thing has to function properly.
Wish i'd have keep the kids answers at school now.
It may have been recycled now,i'll have a look as it was so funny.
luv debs
Debs
See if you can find any. Might be some funny ones. You could look and if they were funny you could put them in the Christmas Crackers if they have a not so funny one.
Trish xxx0 -
Hi Debs
Am loving the silly quiz answers jesus swinging through the jungle :shock:
Hope you got some sleep last night, we wos up late eh! take care
Chris0 -
Hi Chris, I had to be up for 10 as the housing officer was due.He didnt turn up til 2.30 :roll: But he went away with a flea in his ear over repairs to the house..
He asked me what was wrong with my hand.(Wearing my splint) he didnt even know what Arthritis was let alone Fibro. :roll:
But i think i got some results.
If i get any more funnies i'll post them
(now gonna route around in the recycling bag)
debs0 -
Hi Debs
Though you will I hope be snuggled up by now. Glad you got somewhere with the repairs but he did turn up late. So annoying when you are waiting :x
Yes it's sad that only the folks on here can try and understand some of our problems. It really made sense to me when someone mentioned the Spoon theory, so true eh? do pace yourself and ask for help around the house.
Yes do post more sillies if you find them. Will catch you around I hope.
take care
Chris xx0
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