Limericks
annie_mial
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I'm in a bit of a daft mood tonight, so let's have a limericks thread. I'll kick it off, 'cos a silly one about the cat just popped into my head.
An elegant feline called Tillie
Was really exceedingly chillie
Wearing vests and two hats
A cloak and some spats
She looked really exceedingly sillie!
Come on, all you limerick lot!
Annie
An elegant feline called Tillie
Was really exceedingly chillie
Wearing vests and two hats
A cloak and some spats
She looked really exceedingly sillie!
Come on, all you limerick lot!
Annie
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Hi Annie,
Its very good but Tillie has just emailed my employers and they have advised her to sue xx0 -
skezier wrote:Hi Annie,
Its very good but Tillie has just emailed my employers and they have advised her to sue xx
Good grief, she'll take me for every piece of chicken I possess!
Annie
PS has Harry been giving her lessons, by any chance?0 -
Hi Annie,
He does do mail order lessons xx0 -
skezier wrote:Hi Annie,
He does do mail order lessons xx
Cris
Now when are you going to get my dog for me??????
Not too big, I like them to sit on my lap. Breed- mongral. \i'm not fussy.
Trish who's would like a dog for life, not just for Christmas.
Come on Cris lets do your tree, blue lights you said, hurry up.
Trish xx0 -
pixyandfaries wrote:There once was a man called Rehab ............
I'm thinking about the second line what goes with Rehab
who had a rather large kebab
back to you Jan
Trish xx0 -
pixyandfaries wrote:who had a rather large kebab
[can see where this is gonna go !!]
he would boast of its size .....................
It's all I can think of at the moment.
There was a man called Rehab...........you started it :shock:
Who had a rather large kebab
O what a nice time he had. last line you do the one in the row
Trish xxxx0 -
pixyandfaries wrote:but the woman got wise !!
I'm so glad she did, my goodness. I won't tell you what I would do.
Trish xxx0 -
Hi
I once knew a brave man named Len
He was the most noble of men
He went to the army
It sent him quite barmy
And now he just hides in his den
There once was a young man called Joe
Who entered a singing show
His voice was melodic
His face was angelic
And now I don't want him to go0 -
This one is a bit rude :!: Well very rude, but here goes anyway :!: :shock: :shock: Forgive me , Rehab :!: :roll:
There once was a man named Rehab
Who had an enormous kebab
He boasted its size
But the ladies grew wise
And now its just shrivelled to flab
Sorry :oops: :oops:0 -
I'm on a roll now :!: :!:
I once knew a young man called Mell
One day into Dreamland he fell
Some mushrooms he found
And he made not a sound
Because he was under their spell0 -
joanlawson wrote:I'm on a roll now :!: :!:
I once knew a young man called Mell
One day into Dreamland he fell
Some mushrooms he found
And he made not a sound
Because he was under their spell
HMMM mushrooms!0 -
mellman01 wrote:joanlawson wrote:I'm on a roll now :!: :!:
I once knew a young man called Mell
One day into Dreamland he fell
Some mushrooms he found
And he made not a sound
Because he was under their spell
HMMM mushrooms!
Are you still under their spell :?: In fact, are you ever not under their spell :?:0 -
rehab44 wrote:There was a young girl named Joan
She went to the dentist's alone
In a fit of depravity
He filled the wrong cavity
And now she nurses the filling at home
Very funny, Rehab :!:
How did you know that I am phobic about dentists, and my dentist has to hypnotise me on occasions :!: :shock:0 -
I Love 'em!!
You lot are SO naughty!!!
More please!
Toni x0 -
Hi
My partners favourite limerick is this one ...
There once was a young man from Rhyl
Who swallowed a nuclear pill
His genital organ
Ended up in Glamorgan
His nuts up a tree in Brazil.
B x0 -
rehab44 wrote:Following the implementation of European Union EUB 07586, all limericks beginning "There was a..." must, from the first of September, 2010, be historically accurate. Failure to prove that there was, in fact, a young vampire called Mabel, will result in a fine not exceeding eight pounds thirty five pence and imprisonment in a public lavatory in Doncaster for a week.
You have been warned
This has been a public service message
What about ' There is a' :?: or 'I once knew a' :?: or 'There once was a'????0
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