Shall we start a gender war on here (for fun!!)

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moonseed
moonseed Member Posts: 289
edited 23. Feb 2010, 05:45 in Community Chit-chat archive
I know the men like to let off steam occasionally so let's all have a dig at the opposite sex and see what happens, But just for fun!! Nothing to be taken too seriously PLEASE.

I'll invite someone else to start it off as I'm in enough trouble already.
Steph x
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    this difficult but some men always think they r right and we r wrong?????????????
    val
  • ninakang
    ninakang Member Posts: 1,367
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    I don't think there's any contest, personally. Men know we're the better sex in every way, the smart ones anyway :-)

    I have one argument and one argument only: CHILDBIRTH. If men had to do it, the human race would be extinct.

    Nx :-)

    PS - come on Rehab, Rondetto and Mel, what you got?!
  • snowball
    snowball Member Posts: 3,465
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Reverse parking why do men think they are better :?:
    ((((hugs)))) n xxxxx to ya all
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
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    Whenever men are wrong, they're right and when they are right they are wrong!

    Annie
  • moonseed
    moonseed Member Posts: 289
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    pixyandfaries wrote:
    steph you is a bugger!!!!! :lol::lol:

    I know! I like living on the edge!

    I just hope they have the guts to come out and say something.

    Steph x
  • moonseed
    moonseed Member Posts: 289
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    annie_mial wrote:
    Whenever men are wrong, they're right and when they are right they are wrong!

    Annie

    NICE ONE!

    Steph
  • moonseed
    moonseed Member Posts: 289
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    rehab44 wrote:
    Girls, girls!!!

    Us blokes are just pissing ourselves, reading these posts, now when you have finished can you get the supper on.

    You really should read that book Rehab. It would give you a good laugh even if you ignored it. My OH will not even open it!

    And that's exactly what he would say so try again with something we can get our teeth into.

    For instance, why don't men ever listen. I can talk for a good five minutes and he (the OH) will just say yes or no and hope that his answer is right.
    He thinks I'm stupid enough not to know this. It makes me so angry.

    Steph

    PS. I do try to keep quiet but it's hard sometimes, even painful to the point where I'm bursting.
  • moonseed
    moonseed Member Posts: 289
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    snowball wrote:
    Reverse parking why do men think they are better :?:

    They usually are except when they come across a professional female one. That shuts them up.

    Steph
  • livinglegend
    livinglegend Member Posts: 1,425
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    moonseed wrote:
    snowball wrote:
    Reverse parking why do men think they are better :?:

    They usually are except when they come across a professional female one. That shuts them up.
    Steph
    Like the 'professional females' that stand on street corners. You know, working girls?

    Joseph 8)
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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
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    livinglegend wrote:
    moonseed wrote:
    snowball wrote:
    Reverse parking why do men think they are better :?:

    They usually are except when they come across a professional female one. That shuts them up.
    Steph
    Like the 'professional females' that stand on street corners. You know, working girls?

    Joseph 8)

    Yeah, that usually shuts 'em up, too!

    Annie
  • moonseed
    moonseed Member Posts: 289
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    livinglegend wrote:
    moonseed wrote:
    snowball wrote:
    Reverse parking why do men think they are better :?:

    They usually are except when they come across a professional female one. That shuts them up.
    Steph
    Like the 'professional females' that stand on street corners. You know, working girls?

    Joseph 8)

    Sounds like you know all about it then?
    Steph
  • moonseed
    moonseed Member Posts: 289
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    annie_mial wrote:
    livinglegend wrote:
    moonseed wrote:

    They usually are except when they come across a professional female one. That shuts them up.
    Steph
    Like the 'professional females' that stand on street corners. You know, working girls?

    Joseph 8)

    Yeah, that usually shuts 'em up, too!

    Annie

    I like your style Annie
    Steph
  • livinglegend
    livinglegend Member Posts: 1,425
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    annie_mial wrote:
    Yeah, that usually shuts 'em up, too!

    Annie
    No words, only costs.

    Joseph 8)
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  • moonseed
    moonseed Member Posts: 289
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    I'm starting to enjoy this now. Keep going.
    Steph
  • livinglegend
    livinglegend Member Posts: 1,425
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    As for reverse parking, all to do with spatial analysis.

    Joseph 8)
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  • livinglegend
    livinglegend Member Posts: 1,425
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    moonseed wrote:
    I'm starting to enjoy this now. Keep going.
    Steph
    Sorry, got a computer to look at.

    Joseph 8)
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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
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    livinglegend wrote:
    As for reverse parking, all to do with spatial analysis.

    Joseph 8)

    Spatial analysis.......mmmmmmmmmm.......is that why I can take one look at a room, any room, and KNOW what will fit in and where it will look good? Hubby takes 6 months and two tape measures and still gets it wrong.....

    Annie
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
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    annie_mial wrote:
    livinglegend wrote:
    As for reverse parking, all to do with spatial analysis.

    Joseph 8)

    Spatial analysis.......mmmmmmmmmm.......is that why I can take one look at a room, any room, and KNOW what will fit in and where it will look good? Hubby takes 6 months and two tape measures and still gets it wrong.....

    Annie
    My OH measured our drive for concrete...when the lorry came the driver was in stiches .....how many drives are you doing love ...he said...why I said.....because there is enough here to do 3..and he wasn't joking he dumped the lot :shock:
    Love
    Barbara
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
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    rehab44 wrote:
    Fings that make I larf!

    Wimmen and maps :D:D:D:D:D

    Wimmen reversing cars :D:D:D

    Wimmen who pretend to know the off side rule :D:D:D:D

    Wimmen with tools :D:D:D:D

    Wimmen who think they are superior :D:D:D

    Wimmen who are supposed yo know about cooking yet the greatest chefs are men :D:D:D

    The greatest composers are men :D:D:D

    The greatest scientists are men :D:D:D

    Ships captains are men :D:D

    The greatest world leaders, heroes and warriors have and are men.. live with it girls and can one of you pop into the kitchen and knock up a cuppa for me?
    Here we go.... :lol:
    Love
    Barbara
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
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    Get it yourself, chuck. I'm too busy clearing up after hubby cleaned the oven, while writing tomorrow's shopping list, nurturing daughters long-distance, deciding what colour to paint the new bedroom, planning meals for the rest of the week and wondering what to do if I am too late back from the hospital tomorrow. Shall I explain again what to do with a saucepan full of stew that only needs reheating, or just leave it to chance? A late meal is better than none, I guess. Also, can someone tell me why hubby thought the oven shelf looked better upside down? It's jammed now and I can't free it up.

    When I have finished those small things, a dozen more will have arrived in their place..........

    Annie
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
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    Just one slight problem, Rehab.........I'd have no difficulty surviving alone..............he wouldn't last 6 months!

    Oh, I forgot.......I also have my own toolbox which is kept locked - I so often need screwdrivers, hammers and wrenches and he will steal mine cos they've got good grips on them. I'm just off to screw back on the light switch plate, he knocked it off earlier while moving a cupboard.

    Annie
  • moonseed
    moonseed Member Posts: 289
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    livinglegend wrote:
    As for reverse parking, all to do with spatial analysis.

    Joseph 8)

    I'm good at that
    Steph
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
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    rehab44 wrote:
    We do tend to leave these minor non techie tasks to the wimmen love, and having your own toolbox is soooooo cute, I bet it's pink

    Nah - heavy duty steel

    Annie
  • ichabod6
    ichabod6 Member Posts: 843
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Ladies,

    Children are life and without them life stops.
    You are born with the eggs and have the bodies
    and physical strength to produce them and only need
    the odd spot of fertilization which I, and I'm sure all
    the other chaps on this site, have always been willing to
    provide.
    Need any more be said?
  • ichabod6
    ichabod6 Member Posts: 843
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I didn't have to mention you by name.
    How's the pub going?
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