Cyber border town

mellman01

Well here we are again another ground hog day in the cyber equivalent of a wild west border town, the only life visible is a solitary noonday drunk sleeping it off in the shade by the ram shackled saloon, the peace and quite is only broken by the slight howl of the ever present desert zephyr and a slight rustling sound generated by the odd tumbleweed as it's propelled along in the hot breeze.
Nothing stirs not even a rattle snake, life itself seems hypnotised by the solitude.I look up the main street slowly with my best Clint Eastwood squint into the distant dust blown heat haze and think to myself, well boy time you cut outa here as this town is dead on it's feet.

mellman01

Hi delboy Oh so it was you then was it!?, :roll: hey where did you get the little tumbleweed thingy from you put on your post? :?:

joanlawson

Well, I've been galloping as fast as I can to reach you :!:



Wait a minute :!: What's that :?: Has it come to take you away, or are the aliens landing :?:

valval

hey sounds like our town center lol just come back and no one out we do not even have snow. so come around ours will give you train fare out of town

barbara12

Keep low....the indians are on there way Sorry the nearest I could find :oops:

mellman01

B****r me now a few others have fallen out the saloon, hmm so that's where you all were getting drunk in the day time, this town need cleaning up I guess?
Oh are the hidden people on here the injuns do you think???:shock:

barbara12

mellman01 wrote:

Bugger me now a few others have fallen out the saloon, hmm so that's where you all were getting drunk in the day time, this town need cleaning up I guess?
Oh are the hidden people on here the injuns do you think???:shock:

Could be....that means there are only 4....should be able to handle them

mellman01

barbara12 wrote:

mellman01 wrote:

Bugger me now a few others have fallen out the saloon, hmm so that's where you all were getting drunk in the day time, this town need cleaning up I guess?
Oh are the hidden people on here the injuns do you think???:shock:

Could be....that means there are only 4....should be able to handle them [img]Good idea!!!, off you go up the ridge and scout them out, oh take the drunk with you for assistance, oh and don't forgrt to duck!. [/img]

ninakang

barbara12 wrote:

Keep low....the indians are on there way Sorry the nearest I could find :oops:

Well one Indian's arrived ;-) Think I might open a corner shop actually that sells samosas and pakoras :-)

Nx

PS - if Joan can bring aliens in, then I can be an India Indian in the wild west!

barbara12

right nina is this you .......found her over the ridge....don't be fooled by the cheeky face....I have brought her in ...she should be able to tell us where the rest are.....

barbara12

delboy wrote:

I found the injuns* and gave them a bottle of firewater so they'll be no problem now.

*First Nation People for the pedants.

Volunteers required to catch rattlesnakes as only their venom will kill the Zombie Outlaws heading for town.

Found one how many do we need

valval

not telling what i want to be but will cost you plenty lol

skezier

delboy wrote:

Town drunk rolé already taken but we need a beggar.

Hey Del I don't mind being a beggar :shock:

joanlawson

Can I be Calamity Jane please :?:

Calamity Jane was a sharpshooter by the time she was a young woman. She received her nickname, Calamity Jane, when she rescued an army captain in South Dakota after their camp was attacked by Native Americans. Jane was said to be a whiskey-drinking, "don't-mess-with-me" kind of gal.

The ''don't- mess-with-me'' bit sounds good :!:

snowball

:shock: i could be a can can dancer :?:
julie

joanlawson

If Julie is a can-can dancer,
can she can-can, or can she not?
If she can can-can like a can-can dancer
can she can-can?
Now I've lost the plot!

Well, it's late and I'm tired :!: