Dorcas and MASH

dreamdaisy
dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
edited 12. Jun 2010, 05:05 in Community Chit-chat archive
As you all probably know, dorcas has gone to hospital today for the procedure on her wrist. We did set up a MASH unit on the LWA forum but I am dismayed to report that on arriving there earlier today, to check the final preparations, I found the entire staff paralytic on the single malt that we laid in in honour of our Scottish patient, so dorcas has had to go to a 'proper' hospital. I will be giving the entire staff a proper wigging when they wake up.

Dorcas, we are thinking of you and we hope all goes well. YOur diabolic damsel, DD
Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    dreamdaisy wrote:
    As you all probably know, dorcas has gone to hospital today for the procedure on her wrist. We did set up a MASH unit on the LWA forum but I am dismayed to report that on arriving there earlier today, to check the final preparations, I found the entire staff paralytic on the single malt that we laid in in honour of our Scottish patient, so dorcas has had to go to a 'proper' hospital. I will be giving the entire staff a proper wigging when they wake up.

    Dorcas, we are thinking of you and we hope all goes well. YOur diabolic damsel, DD



    sorry did not get in much last night so do hope it all goes well good luck val
    val
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Well, it's Monday afternoon and it all should be over now. Thinking of you, dorcas. I hope you are not feeling too bad. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • bertyboy
    bertyboy Member Posts: 1,860
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    hope alls gone well and you are back on the planet and have had a welcome cupper xxxx
    I know i am a lady ,all life is a journey xx MAY xx
  • tillytop
    tillytop Member Posts: 3,460
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Dorcas - hope all has gone well and here's to a good recovery!
    Thinking of you. Love Tilly x
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Wishing you a super-quick recovery and hope you are down from the clouds now!

    Annie
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Good luck, and a speedy recovery, Dorcas

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  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,026
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh.....


    hic.......

    what did I miss?

    Defintely not Airwave's whisky.... :oops:

    Hope Dorcas is doing really well and they are looking after as well as we would - if we could.

    Love to you Dorcas

    From Toni xx
  • lindalegs
    lindalegs Member Posts: 5,398
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Iris,

    The only way is up now.

    Hope you can soon wave at us with your brand new wrist h010.gif

    Luv Legs :D
    Love, Legs x
    'Make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing'
  • skezier
    skezier Member Posts: 11,333
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi All,

    Just posted this over on the LW forum but wanted to put it over here as well.........

    Iris has text me and she has come through it ok. She was in recovery till 6 pm and now back on the ward. The surgeon is pleased with his handy work and she is being a good guinea pig (her words Wink ) and well bless her she said to thank you all as all the support and laughs really did hep her and she was thinking of us all as she went down to theaters.

    Not sure how long she is in for but remember to ask her.

    Will keep you posted as I hear and hope your all ok?

    Cris xx
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    thanks cris glad she got through it ok val
    val
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thanks Cris, I posted on the other thread, too - hope Iris recovers quickly and that her stay in hossy is not a long one.

    Annie
  • ironic
    ironic Member Posts: 2,361
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Iris,

    Hope you are propped up on your pillows and being well looked after.

    Lots of Hugs,

    Lv, Ix
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Iris

    So glad the op is over for you.

    You hurry up and recover and come back as soon as you can.

    Love Trish xxx
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    It's a whole new day and I hope you had a good night. Hospitals are sooooo noisy at night, but hopefully there was enough GA to left in your system to get you through! Hope you are feeling OK and that you have had some breakfast. WHY is breakfast served so early in hospital? I suppose it's 'cos they have hundreds to do. Thinking of you. Your Diabolic Damsel.
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,026
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Iris

    so mazed to hear from you via Cris so quickly :)

    You dun it girl :D

    Now it's just recovery time for you.

    We will be with you all the way.....fancy a cuppa :?: :wink:

    Love

    Toni xx
  • joyful164
    joyful164 Member Posts: 2,401
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hello Iris

    Glad the op went alright.
    It all sounds quite amazing
    hope to hear about it soon.
    lots of flowers and hugs
    from Joy
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Morning dorcas. Now doubt you've been awake since sparrow hour so it's now time for elevense for you! Hope the night passed well. Diabolic Damsel.
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Today's Thursday - are they letting you out I wonder? Do you feel ready to leave, more to the point? I hope you had a good night, with some quality sleep. GA takes a while to clear, but imagine not having it while they work! Wishing you a comfortable day, your Diabolic Damsel.
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • speedalong
    speedalong Member Posts: 3,315
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Iris, getting into the chit chat forum now I have more time on my hands.

    I wonder how you are today. So hope you have stopped chucking up ... Hope the hospital consult YOU about whether you would prefer to escape today or would actually rather stay put for another 24 hours ....

    If you want a kind-of half way house ... might be time to check in at the Mash tent - though not sure whether DD has poured enough strong black coffee down the medics necks yet??? DD???

    Speedy
    I have had OA since mid twenties. It affects my hips and knees. I had a THR on the left aged 30 and now have a resurface-replacement on the right - done May 2010.
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    They're on moonshine. Mellman and delboy have found a bucket, some piping and god-knows what else. I despair. Time for a slug meself. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,026
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Doesn't that stuff make you blind???

    Toni xx
  • skezier
    skezier Member Posts: 11,333
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi DD,

    Just checking the shed is all ready for her and the cow has moved over a bit :wink: She did ask her consultant if she could be transferred to the MASH unit but he said it hasn't got a good reputation :shock: :shock: :lol::lol::lol:

    Here you go one nice 10" slug for you and have you tried the letches yet? ((( ))) xx
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Not got a good reputation? Who the hell does he think we is? At least we don't keep our patients waiting while we decide whether to pitch up for appointments or not, and we give them a good healthy diet of Scottish juice, melldel juice and tea and cake and biccies. Good grief, it's the best bloody hospital on the planet. And don't call frogmorton a cow - she'll get very upset! (Joke - don't throw stuff at me, it'll be returned with interest!) DD

    On a much more appropriate and serious note - wot news on dorcas? I'm perturbed by the throwing up and swelling. I really hope she's better today. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    She's been released! Thanks to skezier for the glad tidings. dorcas is at home, in her own bed and being looked after, not by the MASH crew I hasten to addd. Diabolic Damsel.
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • skezier
    skezier Member Posts: 11,333
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hey Diabolical one we must improve out image :lol::lol::lol: I have some cow muck if you'd like it :lol::lol: Don't yo dare chuck it through the letter box though :wink:

    She did ask for the MASH unit to be made ready so...... get the hammock and put me down for the night shift :wink: Cris xx

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