M.A.S.H. Staff - You Are Needed.

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  • skezier
    skezier Member Posts: 11,333
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hey Airwave where did the scotch go? A nice single malt would steady my hand :lol::lol: x
  • speedalong
    speedalong Member Posts: 3,315
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Come on Tilly, I'm getting tangled up in the velcro and it's sticking together ... you distract her and I'll bungy her legs to the chaise long - I know Cris is used to dodging a hoof or too, but don't want that needle slipping!!
    I have had OA since mid twenties. It affects my hips and knees. I had a THR on the left aged 30 and now have a resurface-replacement on the right - done May 2010.
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :shock: DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • skezier
    skezier Member Posts: 11,333
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Its ok Speedy its a white one... it will reach her thigh :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    DD do you kick? See I have this technique if you do :lol::lol::lol:

    I loves you really xx
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Darling, haven't kicked for years. You are quite safe. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • skezier
    skezier Member Posts: 11,333
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    .................DD you might learn to with my technique :wink: My Sheepsis said they didn't used to but now they have perfected it 10 fold :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Right stand still and Speedy, Tilly, Ironic, babycham, Airwave, and all hole on to her this needle is going in...... xx
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    O.M.G! ~ :? :cry: :shock: :shock: :shock: :cry:
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • airwave
    airwave Member Posts: 579
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    skezier wrote:
    Hey Airwave where did the scotch go? A nice single malt would steady my hand :lol::lol: x

    Well, I opened the store cupboard and heard this giggling, two very inebriated young nurses had found the good stuff, nurses eh!

    8)Its a grin, honest!
  • speedalong
    speedalong Member Posts: 3,315
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hey Sue, since you offered your services - Cris needs some music - aids concentration and DD needs distracting - you can be deputy-in-charge of music - Cris has her hands full. Whether you know the drill or not - pop on some -Chicane, Ulrich strauss, Strobe.

    One at a time for heavens sake!!!
    I have had OA since mid twenties. It affects my hips and knees. I had a THR on the left aged 30 and now have a resurface-replacement on the right - done May 2010.
  • queenfan
    queenfan Member Posts: 563
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    OK speedy, do you think I'd better put something on that's going to keep Cris focused on that needle, I can see her hand shaking, come on Cris steady your hand.
    I'll put this one on :shock: OH BUGGER I DIDN'T IT WAS SHAKING STEVENS :oops: sorry folks
  • ironic
    ironic Member Posts: 2,361
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Ok got the gin mixed with the iffy egg nogg is it going in via a drip or should we go for the slightly chewed straw?

    Ready for mopper brow duties. Gosh this uniform is a little snug :?
    Right Cris white needle it is. Wait til I turn my head though don't like needles.
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    You are all - hic! - doina - doin a - mnifishent - hic!- job. Feel be'er - hic! - mush go sleep. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • ironic
    ironic Member Posts: 2,361
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    You do that DD. I might join you, must stop sampling the drip mix, must stop, stop must---arrrr. Wake me up when you need the straw changing.
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Morning all. I thank you from the bottom of my heart - that lovely run of nonsense got me through a rough day: you cheered me immensely. I like the idea of our DIY care: I think the unit could be useful for anyone facing a rough time. Once you lot have sobered up let's close it down until the next one in need comes along. Is that OK? DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • airwave
    airwave Member Posts: 579
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Its a pleasure my dear. Not a bad idea to haul the humour out now and again.



    8) Its a grin, honest!
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,087
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I enjoyed it too :D

    agreed then we close up for now :wink:

    Until next time....
  • speedalong
    speedalong Member Posts: 3,315
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh DD, I know you opened the MASH tent as you are really suffering ... but it was lots of fun!! Glad it kept you distracted ... I don't wish anyone any ill, but looking forward to a sequel!!

    Speedy
    I have had OA since mid twenties. It affects my hips and knees. I had a THR on the left aged 30 and now have a resurface-replacement on the right - done May 2010.