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  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Betray the mafia and you have serious problems.

    (A neat wriggle out of that one, Tezz :lol: )
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Problems sometimes take a lot of solving.





    ( I do my best to wriggle, SW, when the need arises. :P )
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Solving crosswords and sudoku can be fun but trying to work out why someone acted as they did isn't so easy.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Easy tasks completed successfully do not bring the same satisfaction as difficult challenges do.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Do you find, as I do, that forcing oneself to do really tough stuff can result in a smug grin of satisfaction that lasts all day :lol:
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Day or night, we must try to stay bright.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Bright is good.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    " Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the rheumatoid arthritis show."
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,030
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    show me the way to go home
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Home is where the heart is.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    'Is there anyone there?' said the traveller, knocking at the moonlit door.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Door keys can be fiddly things for us with arthritic hands.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hands can be kept warm by wearing gloves.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Gloves don't work on my fingers :lol:
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Fingers are often used to point, which can sometimes be considered rude.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Rude awakenings are unpleasant methods of learning.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Learning is not universally loved, but is a very good habit to acquire.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Acquire the habit when young and it's a pleasure for life.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,030
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    life is busy just now
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Now and then it slows down to a more leisurely pace.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,030
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    'pace yourself' is good advice
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Advice is often well-meant, but can sometimes result in the wrong course of action.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Action women we are mostly not, I think :wink:
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Think carefully before opening your mouth.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Mouth it quietly but I think the ice will stay for some time yet.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright

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