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  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Yet again my joints are creaking.
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,927
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    creaking stairs are not what you need when you have sleeping babies :?
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Babies rarely sleep when you want them to.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    To catch a falling star is impossible.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Impossible, or near-impossible things are achieved every day by people with arthritis.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,927
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    arthritis is rather painful methinks
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Methinks there may be trouble ahead.
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,927
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ahead is a sensible way to look
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    "Look where you're going" is usually good advice.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Advice given in good faith must still be weighed up carefully.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Carefully does it when negotiating stairs with arthritis.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Cate
    Cate Member Posts: 280
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Arthritis, a vile disease, misunderstood by many
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,927
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    many times I have thought just that!
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    That's true but arthritis is also very boring as a topic of conversation :wink:
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Cate
    Cate Member Posts: 280
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Conversation that can also lose one friend's
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,927
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Friends can be less than patient when it comes to health matters
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Matters of political concern are discussed on Newsnight every weekday.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Weekday, weekend, news coverage today has reached epidemic proportions.
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,927
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    proportions is a word which doesn't really 'fit' at the beginning of a sentence!!! :oops:
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    'Sentence' isn't a great deal better either :wink:
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Either you do or you don't enjoy a really good book.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Book lovers may be a dying breed.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Breed germs, unless you wash your hands frequently.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Frequently, I wash, wipe, gel and 'rub' mine.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Cate
    Cate Member Posts: 280
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mine need lots of hand cream

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