Reupholster a tub chair

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  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Are you planning to stuphph this chair???........

    Its phairly straight phorward unless you stuphph with phluphph....

    Iph you phling phluphph, it will phall on the phloor, and make a phlipping mess, and the phallout could be phrightening.
    In phact it could aphphect the phinal phinish........

    Rob x
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    You blithering idiot Rob! Can't see to type - lauphing too hard! phling phluphph indeed! You narnar! That, my dear Rob, is the best lauph in ages. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Maybe we should have a phurniture rephurbishment phorum.....phorthwith

    With phrills on........

    Rob x
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Enuph! Phlamin' Norah, how are you so wide awake at this time? I have to go to bed. I want my brain to work. Hopephully it will, in about seven hours time. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • mummyb
    mummyb Member Posts: 1,231
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Can't stop lauphing best lauph I've had in ages xxxx
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    It's all carola's phault! Didn't she do well? Hiya mummyb, I hope you have a better night. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • Wonkylegs
    Wonkylegs Member Posts: 3,504
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mummyb wrote:
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    Can't stop lauphing best lauph I've had in ages xxxx

    me too!!!!!


    phor goodness sake :shock: :shock: I was looking phor some practical phacts and phigures and phound all this tomphoolery instead :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    phlipping phantastic :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    All this phorum tomphoolery is phenomenally inphantile, but very phunny :lol::lol:
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  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,027
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Phor heavens sake some people are soooo phoolish :wink:

    :D
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    babycham wrote:
    Well I CANT DO IT ANYWAY.......so there in a mood now grr grr gr rrrr..,,,,,,B/Cham :roll: :oops: :cry: :? :? :(

    Oh dear Babycham........

    I hope your nor pheeling phoul bephore breakphast.........must be phrustrating phor you.......Soryy iph you pheel phed up now...

    Rob x
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    You're sort of right baby, many people do say 'fink' and 'fank' and 'fort' when they acually mean 'think' and 'thank' and 'thought'. It's called Estuary English - pronounced 'Eschewry' - and is a wide-spread disease affecting (aphphecting) the mother tongue. Basically, what we are mucking about with is that any word that has an 'f' in it is being spelled with a 'ph' instead (English words with a /ph/ have a Greek root to them). So fun = phun, feel = pheel etc etc but then livinglegend took it one step phurther (in his own inimitable way) so photograph became 'fotograf'. Mostly we're sticking with the phabuolous phun created by carola - yup, Marilyn, this is all your phault! (Tho I did pick up the ball and ran with it!) DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    You got it girl! What's a D/P please? I'm mystiphied! DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The late and great Ronnie Barker was a master of word play. The 'fork 'andles' sketch and 'people who pis-mronounce their words' are supreme examples of his skill. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    dreamdaisy wrote:
    The late and great Ronnie Barker was a master of word play. The 'fork 'andles' sketch and 'people who pis-mronounce their words' are supreme examples of his skill. DD

    Phork 'andles.......

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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Ooooops! I phorgot. What pholly. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Ull this is confasing now...........I've hud sach fan I wunt to curry on und muybe chunge other words..........I hope Dreumduisy sapports und continases pluying.

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  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    babycham wrote:
    Jum Batties und frait cuke for teu......Is thut itxxxBubychum Hee hee

    So close.............Phrait...............und yoa got it perphect

    Well done thut girl....

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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Spot on bubychum! It tukes time to udjast - one hus to think qaite hurd ut times - Rob hus sturted something now. We'll keep this to the chitchut foram tho, it's not saituble for LWU, well, not in my opinion unywuy. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    dreamdaisy wrote:
    Spot on bubychum! It tukes time to udjast - one hus to think qaite hurd ut times - Rob hus sturted something now. We'll keep this to the chitchut foram tho, it's not saituble for LWU, well, not in my opinion unywuy. DD

    Ugreed....

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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

    I llike playing with words. Please start a new thread DD or Rob :!: :D:D
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Okay. 'Tis done. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,027
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hartong ma brein :shock:

    halp!!!
  • carola
    carola Member Posts: 786
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    You crazy people :lol::lol:

    My brain is phuddled trying to read these posts!

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