Noisy love making......

robertls
robertls Member Posts: 2,304
edited 20. Jan 2011, 18:31 in Community Chit-chat archive
No silly.........

The foxes in the fields around the house....

First time this year I've heard them.....

Lots of screaming and squealing and calling....

Well whatever rocks their boat.......

Good luck to them.....

As long as they stay away from my Pheasants......

Now what did you expect when you saw the title???
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  • fayrose
    fayrose Member Posts: 241
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :oops: Must admit I thought it may be a little rude.

    We also get the shrieking foxes but noisiest at the moment are the owls. :grin:
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    from you rob did feel i had to read it to find out lol
    val
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    are you sure it's not the local doggers? :eek: :shock: there's no car parks nearby is there?!! Lol
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    It wasn't the foxes. :oops: DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    dreamdaisy wrote:
    It wasn't the foxes. :oops: DD

    You mean you been in my fields???......after dark.......

    Oh errrrrr!!!!!
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :grin:
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tjt6768 wrote:
    are you sure it's not the local doggers? :eek: :shock: there's no car parks nearby is there?!! Lol

    Car park.........you jest.......

    Bit in the backwoods here.......

    Until recently we only had 2 buses...........each week......

    Maybe thats why we have 3 bus shelters.......

    If you missed Tuesdays (Market Day).......you had to wait until Saturday......

    We shoot strangers here abouts............ask them questions later......
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  • julie47
    julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    when i read the headline it made me laugh :lol::lol:

    juliepf x
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    julie47 wrote:
    when i read the headline it made me laugh :lol::lol:

    juliepf x

    Why??? guilty concience?? :oops:
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  • julie47
    julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    could be rob :oops: :lol:
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  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    there was me blaming the neighbours....never entered mi head it could be foxes :???:
    Love
    Barbara
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    we shoot strangers here too rkid, but usually because they're trying to rob our house! Lol

    Hope you're doing ok today mate.. :grin:
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  • katekelly
    katekelly Member Posts: 975
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Rob,

    I thought you'd moved up our way when I saw the header. Next door has got a new boyfriend and likes the world to know it. So noisy the other evening I had to leave the front room and sit in the kitchen 'cos it even made me blush which is saying something!!

    Kate
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    We had a similar problem with some old neighbours (ours is a mid-terrace). Mr DD and I used to join in with the shrieks and groans (whilst we decorously read our books) - that shut them up. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    dreamdaisy wrote:
    We had a similar problem with some old neighbours (ours is a mid-terrace). Mr DD and I used to join in with the shrieks and groans (whilst we decorously read our books) - that shut them up. DD

    Wow.........and read a book at the same time.......

    Thats plain showing off...........

    Question..........how did you...............turn the pages????
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    With some difficulty! :grin: Honestly, Rob, (the next bit is typed with affection) you are a clot - thank you for the giggle! DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Such a funny thread :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    And there was me last night, and there was then damned foxes.........

    Both making our own noises..........

    Them, the sound of fondness, and rather rough and noisy love making........

    And me............spewing my guts up.........with all the associated noises......

    Maybe we could duet..........

    Call it 'The love and the Lost'.......

    Them making 'love', and me 'lost' the contents of my stomach......

    Have a nice day now, you hear!!!!
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh dear, that sounds bad. I couldn't help it but I immediately thought of Ashley Cole, tho he was only throwing up 'cos he was drunk. Such is the behaviour of a bedroom sophisticate. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I am so glad we haven't got foxes outside the kitchen window any more.........for Gawd's sake, don't tell them we've moved!

    Annie
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Modding soggies are just as noisy, and they always choose beneath our bedroom window for their ghastly more-moggie-creating moments. Blasted creatures: a pint of water chucked stops them in their tracks. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :shock: Poor RaRa... :shock: lol
    I guess that's what you would call a proper soggy moggy, and because I am a gentlemen I shall refrain from using the expression I almost used.. I'm sure someone will be along shortly to fill in the blanks..

    Heehee

    dreamdaisy wrote:
    Modding soggies are just as noisy, and they always choose beneath our bedroom window for their ghastly more-moggie-creating moments. Blasted creatures: a pint of water chucked stops them in their tracks. DD
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    dreamdaisy wrote:
    Modding soggies are just as noisy, and they always choose beneath our bedroom window for their ghastly more-moggie-creating moments. Blasted creatures: a pint of water chucked stops them in their tracks. DD

    Don't blame the moggies; blame their irresponsible owners who should get their cats neutered :shock:

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    By that I mean the owners, not you DD.
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  • suncatcher
    suncatcher Member Posts: 2,174
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Well i thought it might be one of your neighbors. :lol:
    The thought of foxes enjoying themselves after eating one of my hens and injured my duck. it shouldn't be a loud throw a bucket of water over em. : :evil
    Joanne
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    robertls wrote:
    No silly.........

    The foxes in the fields around the house....

    First time this year I've heard them.....

    Lots of screaming and squealing and calling....

    Well whatever rocks their boat.......

    Good luck to them.....

    As long as they stay away from my Pheasants......

    Now what did you expect when you saw the title???

    Now what did i think" ummmmm this sounds interesting i will just have a peek..". :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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