Noisy love making......
robertls
Member Posts: 2,304
No silly.........
The foxes in the fields around the house....
First time this year I've heard them.....
Lots of screaming and squealing and calling....
Well whatever rocks their boat.......
Good luck to them.....
As long as they stay away from my Pheasants......
Now what did you expect when you saw the title???
The foxes in the fields around the house....
First time this year I've heard them.....
Lots of screaming and squealing and calling....
Well whatever rocks their boat.......
Good luck to them.....
As long as they stay away from my Pheasants......
Now what did you expect when you saw the title???
Rob
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:oops: Must admit I thought it may be a little rude.
We also get the shrieking foxes but noisiest at the moment are the owls.0 -
from you rob did feel i had to read it to find out lolval0
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are you sure it's not the local doggers? :eek: :shock: there's no car parks nearby is there?!! LolMe-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
It wasn't the foxes. :oops: DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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dreamdaisy wrote:It wasn't the foxes. :oops: DD
You mean you been in my fields???......after dark.......
Oh errrrrr!!!!!Rob0 -
Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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tjt6768 wrote:are you sure it's not the local doggers? :eek: :shock: there's no car parks nearby is there?!! Lol
Car park.........you jest.......
Bit in the backwoods here.......
Until recently we only had 2 buses...........each week......
Maybe thats why we have 3 bus shelters.......
If you missed Tuesdays (Market Day).......you had to wait until Saturday......
We shoot strangers here abouts............ask them questions later......Rob0 -
when i read the headline it made me laugh
juliepf x0 -
could be rob :oops:
juliepf x0 -
there was me blaming the neighbours....never entered mi head it could be foxes :???:Love
Barbara0 -
we shoot strangers here too rkid, but usually because they're trying to rob our house! Lol
Hope you're doing ok today mate..Me-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
Rob,
I thought you'd moved up our way when I saw the header. Next door has got a new boyfriend and likes the world to know it. So noisy the other evening I had to leave the front room and sit in the kitchen 'cos it even made me blush which is saying something!!
Kate0 -
We had a similar problem with some old neighbours (ours is a mid-terrace). Mr DD and I used to join in with the shrieks and groans (whilst we decorously read our books) - that shut them up. DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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dreamdaisy wrote:We had a similar problem with some old neighbours (ours is a mid-terrace). Mr DD and I used to join in with the shrieks and groans (whilst we decorously read our books) - that shut them up. DD
Wow.........and read a book at the same time.......
Thats plain showing off...........
Question..........how did you...............turn the pages????Rob0 -
With some difficulty! Honestly, Rob, (the next bit is typed with affection) you are a clot - thank you for the giggle! DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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Such a funny thread0
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And there was me last night, and there was then damned foxes.........
Both making our own noises..........
Them, the sound of fondness, and rather rough and noisy love making........
And me............spewing my guts up.........with all the associated noises......
Maybe we could duet..........
Call it 'The love and the Lost'.......
Them making 'love', and me 'lost' the contents of my stomach......
Have a nice day now, you hear!!!!Rob0 -
Oh dear, that sounds bad. I couldn't help it but I immediately thought of Ashley Cole, tho he was only throwing up 'cos he was drunk. Such is the behaviour of a bedroom sophisticate. DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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I am so glad we haven't got foxes outside the kitchen window any more.........for Gawd's sake, don't tell them we've moved!
Annie0 -
Modding soggies are just as noisy, and they always choose beneath our bedroom window for their ghastly more-moggie-creating moments. Blasted creatures: a pint of water chucked stops them in their tracks. DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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:shock: Poor RaRa... :shock: lol
I guess that's what you would call a proper soggy moggy, and because I am a gentlemen I shall refrain from using the expression I almost used.. I'm sure someone will be along shortly to fill in the blanks..
Heeheedreamdaisy wrote:Modding soggies are just as noisy, and they always choose beneath our bedroom window for their ghastly more-moggie-creating moments. Blasted creatures: a pint of water chucked stops them in their tracks. DDMe-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
dreamdaisy wrote:Modding soggies are just as noisy, and they always choose beneath our bedroom window for their ghastly more-moggie-creating moments. Blasted creatures: a pint of water chucked stops them in their tracks. DD
Don't blame the moggies; blame their irresponsible owners who should get their cats neutered :shock:
By that I mean the owners, not you DD.0 -
Well i thought it might be one of your neighbors.
The thought of foxes enjoying themselves after eating one of my hens and injured my duck. it shouldn't be a loud throw a bucket of water over em. : :evilJoanne0 -
robertls wrote:No silly.........
The foxes in the fields around the house....
First time this year I've heard them.....
Lots of screaming and squealing and calling....
Well whatever rocks their boat.......
Good luck to them.....
As long as they stay away from my Pheasants......
Now what did you expect when you saw the title???
Now what did i think" ummmmm this sounds interesting i will just have a peek..".0
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