Forum Coach Trip

joanlawson

Quote Rehab:

If you ask nicely Joan Lawson can organise a coach trip to the destination of your dreams.. a sunny beach graced by the fine figures of Del, Mell, Tony Rehab and Joseph in their dayglo mankinis leaning against the bar winking suggestively


OK folks, let's go on a coach trip :!: Who could possibly resist the opportunity of a lifetime to see Del, Mell, Tony, Rehab, and Joseph in their dayglo mankinis :?: :?: ( now that's a photo I would really like to take :oops: )

Will someone volunteer to be the driver please :?: I hate driving, so it can't be me. Pack your bags and we'll be off as soon as we have a driver.

Joan

caterina57

No problem Joan, I dont mind driving - Just let me know the date, the time and the place and I will drive us all to the destinations of our dreams!
If we go a long way perhaps someone will share the driving with me.
Cath

tjt6768

One question........ Do the mankinis have any pockets? :shock:
If not, where will I keep my dosette strip of tablets :eek: :???:

One ticket please :roll:

tjt6768

delboy wrote:

tjt6768 wrote:

One question........ Do the mankinis have any pockets? :shock:
If not, where will I keep my dosette strip of tablets :eek: :???:

One ticket please :roll:

Are you trying to get me banned?

Why, will it work

joanlawson

Roll up :!:
Got everything you need, roll up for the mystery tour :!:
Roll up :!:
Satisfaction guaranteed, roll up for the mystery tour :!:
The magical mystery tour is hoping to take you away,
Hoping to take you away.



Thanks for driving Cath. As soon as Tony's decided where to put his tablets and a few more passengers have joined the tour, we'll be off. ( haven't got a clue where we're going, but maybe we should head for the ferry to France first )

Joan, Tour Director and Guide for JL Tours Ltd.

coco67

can i have a ticket please, dont care where we go , got me water wings with me for the ferry just incase oh and me marmite cant go anywhere with out that

Turbogran

Me too me to I'll have a ticket
where we going? are we there yet?
Sorry got a bit carried away there regressed to 2nd childhood I think :roll:

PamieAFC1903

Can me and my new pair of legs (my crutches) tag along

prefabkid47

You can count me in as well,I assume we can't use our bus pass?
It will be great to put faces to names,you build up a mental image of forum members but I'm sure people will get a few surprises.Think we ought to wear name badges (also useful if we get lost or so enebriated we can't remember our names).Reminds me,must bring a bottle opener,promise to be on my best behaviour.
Can anyone suggest somewhere to go,can always leave the wimmen doing their usual retail therapy while we can have a boy's day out.Yes No?

tjt6768

Right, that's a safe place for my tablets sorted :shock: .. Lol
Thanks for the suggestion Len :shock:

Hey Prefab, you ok Rkid?

Yep, them wimmin folk will no doubt be doing suome shopping at some point in the trip.. Buying shoes, bags n the like :roll:
Us blokes can figure something better to do eh? I don't drink so if we're off to a pub it'd better have a pool table.... Maybe a go-kart track outside too..

Am I allowed to wear anything on top of my mankini at any point in this adventure :oops:

prefabkid47

Yep,I'm ok thanks Tony and you?A few games of pool suits me (can't find pubs that have bar billiards anymore......... ).
Quite happy to skip the shopping thing (only skipping I do do,bl**dy arthur),do mine on line.
As to your question regarding supplementing your mankini,fashion dictates that you can only wear a string vest over the top (don't you watch Gok........... :shock:).

joanlawson

I think we might allow you to cover up until we arrive somewhere a little warmer, Tony. It could be a bit chilly round your nether regions on the ferry otherwise.

Well so far we've got Cath, Rehab, Tony, Del, Mell, Joseph, Coco, Carol, Pamie, Prefab, and me on the coach. Plenty of room for more

Prefab, as you are interested in archaeology, do you want to stop off at any ancient sites :?: ( mind you, I think there's one or two ancient sights on the coach anyway )

prefabkid47

joanlawson wrote:

I think we might allow you to cover up until we arrive somewhere a little warmer, Tony. It could be a bit chilly round your nether regions on the ferry otherwise.

Well so far we've got Cath, Rehab, Tony, Del, Mell, Joseph, Coco, Carol, Pamie, Prefab, and me on the coach. Plenty of room for more

Prefab, as you are interested in archaeology, do you want to stop off at any ancient sites :?: ( mind you, I think there's one or two ancient sights on the coach anyway )

Great idea about the ancient sites,let us know the route and might come up with some ideas.Will bring my trowel and kneeler just in case.May get some of you sieving.
If it's to Le France we go,we could stop off at Dover Castle (the pub that is not the ancient site.......great food!!)...............
Ron

constable

Oh oh oh, I'm here ready waiting, got my ticket money and my earl grey, yes, definately ready to go.

Can we stop on the way I need to get my bucket and spade please.

Karen xx

barbara12

Hi Joan
Count me in....only one thing..Im not to keen on those mankinis....they made my eyes go blurred last time :roll: ......not that I was starring :eek: think it was the dayglow that did it....
what time we going..

barbara12

mi buttys are packed....tum ti tum...is the driver here yet..... :roll:

coco67

im sat quietly at the back of the bus wondering where and when we are going?

got a good stock of goodies for us all

caterina57

Right everyone I am here at your service - Just needed a cushion for me back as this looks as though it could be a long drive!!!
Any one got a sat nav and when we get to the bit where we drive on the other side of the road REMIND ME!!!

Ready when you are.......
Cath

tjt6768

I'm off to sleep on the back seat for a while, wake me up when we get somewhere nice & exciting

prefabkid47

Does anyone know where we are going,or is it really a mystery tour and no one knows (even the driver)?.............. :?:

caterina57

Think I have got the gears sorted and got the seat so I can reach the pedals, is everyone on board - Am I picking others up on the way?as there are spare seats on this coach can some one do a head count for me? ........where on earth is the tour guide?
Cath

caterina57

Joan????? Joan!!!!!! Where are you?
Cath

Dottydoodah

please dont go without me!!
My phone line was down couldnt get online :roll:

PamieAFC1903

Crutches *check*

Meds *check*

Brain *ummm*

I think I'm packed...........

caterina57

No we won't go without you Dotty! I am just waiting for the say so, to set off
Cath

barbara12

Shall we have a sing song while we wait......ten green bottles... :roll: think I might open mi buttys...ham and pickle anyone..