Well it's countdown time at my house. On Friday night the curtains will be drawn, the doors locked and the phone unplugged. The kids will be gagged and bound and the O/H locked in the shed.
What could call for this irrational behaviour I hear you ask! What all important, all encompassing event would cause me to behave this way?
Well let me tell you one and all i won't be alone in this venture. Thousands, nay tens of thousands of forty- something women in England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales (yes even Wales) will be tuning in for the last few moments of Eastenders to see the first man I ever fell in love with. The one, the only- Mr David Essex!!
I hope all those women out there realise I am not the jealous type and because of my goodwill I am allowing them to gaze on his beautifulness but I warn them all - He's mine I tell you ALL MINE!!!!!!!!!!!
Love Kate xxx (Secretly Mrs David Essex for the last 38 years - I let him 'marry' other women to keep up the facade and keep my annonimity)