YAY! A New Knee with my Name on it

lindalegs

skezier wrote:

Hi Legs,

So please it has;t been to long for you...
Am shouting... with a megaphone from a huge distance cus I ain't germ free for so many reasons

You wouldn't want me to pop in then

Hey the MRSA ones down here now are done up your nose and the back of your throat again lie they used to be... much better..... and well that says how bad it was cus u your nose with a two year old cold....... ...........Leaving you ((((( ))))) and buckets of survive hospital food, anti-germ (its a big bucket and you could use it as one of those tent things) love and Haz has sent a bucket of slurps that you might want to get someone else to bin Cris who is wired cus may have taken one too many pregabs :roll: xx

Hi Cris,

Sooooooooooooooooooo good to have you back before I submit to the scalpel. :shock:

You can only visit me if you wear a space suit and breathe your own oxygen. :shock:

MRSA swabs here are still done up the nose and between the legs :oops: ...just another indignity we have to bear :roll:

I don't mind hossy food as I don't have to cook it or wash up .......rumour has it that the chef's name is Haz, strange coincidence that is

Hope the dongle keeps working.

lindalegs

tkachev wrote:

WellI've just started a cold so hope my germs don't cross cyber space. Maybe this is the left overs from your last cold?

Elizabeth

Awwwwwwwww Elizabeth I hope it's not the same cold because it's the worst one I've ever had. There is a nasty virus about at the moment. I also hope that it doesn't last like your previous one.

Get well soon my friend.

tjt6768

I will also be keeping clear of any germ ridden folks, lol...
I am currently sat in my bio-hazard suit :shock: much warmer than my birthday suit :eek:

lindalegs

Birthday suits are much more interesting though Tony

prefabkid47

lindalegs wrote:

Thanks Karen.

D'you reckon I can catch a virus from the computer :shock:

Certaintly hope not,it can be terminal...................... :roll: :roll:

lindalegs

collywobble wrote:

Hi Legs

You sound in very good spirits Or is it the thought of the dishy ward doctor?

I can't believe it's next week :eek:

Hope you're doing well, and not out in the garden scaring the wildlife

Love from Lynn xxx

Think I'll insist the dishy ward doctor sounds my chest again just to make doubly sure I'm okay.

The wildlife are safe today it's a bit windy in the Midlands

Hope you've got your message carrying bag down from it's peg and have preened your feathers so they're in tip-tip for all the flying you have to do - sorry closest I could get to a pigeon

lindalegs

prefabkid47 wrote:

lindalegs wrote:

Thanks Karen.

D'you reckon I can catch a virus from the computer :shock:

Certaintly hope not,it can be terminal...................... :roll: :roll:

you realise now Karen that if I die you'll feel really guilty :shock:

Don't worry you won't get rid of me that easily ........I'll be bouncing back before you know it

tkachev

a 2008 survey by Which? magazine found more bacteria on a keyboard than a lavatory seat.

Elizabeth

lindalegs

tkachev wrote:

a 2008 survey by Which? magazine found more bacteria on a keyboard than a lavatory seat.

Elizabeth

As long as we don't eat our dinners whilst using both we should be alright Elizabeth

ichabod6

Are you taking your ereader with you? Oops! Sorry, I've
just sneezed - TWICE.
Are you up for hopping out for a pint if all goes well, which
I'm sure it will?

lindalegs

ichabod6 wrote:

Are you taking your ereader with you? Oops! Sorry, I've
just sneezed - TWICE.
Are you up for hopping out for a pint if all goes well, which
I'm sure it will?

GERM ALERT :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

No I'm not taking my eReader as I've just started reading a real book at the moment.

I'm having lots of pints at the weekend as I'm off Mtx as from last Tuesday ....y'know I may not need any anaesthetic at all on the day if I have sufficient alcohol leading up to it

ichabod6

Name of book and pints of what please?

ironic

Hi Linda,
I’ve got my white coat on and surgical gloves plus face mask. I’m not sure about the blue hairnet though. :shock:
Wow not long to wait for the op and I see you are doing all you can to keep the germs at bay. Yes alcohol is a great germ duffer upper er. So persevere if you can force yourself.
Great news and I will be thinking of you on Wednesday.
Lv, I x

lindalegs

ichabod6 wrote:

Name of book and pints of what please?

Dark Fire by C J Sansom - the 2nd book of the Mathew Shardlake trilogy and pints of red wine, white wine, rosé and then gin with a whiskey chaser

lindalegs

ironic wrote:

Hi Linda,
I’ve got my white coat on and surgical gloves plus face mask. I’m not sure about the blue hairnet though. :shock:
Wow not long to wait for the op and I see you are doing all you can to keep the germs at bay. Yes alcohol is a great germ duffer upper er. So persevere if you can force yourself.
Great news and I will be thinking of you on Wednesday.
Lv, I x

Don't worry about the hairnet 'I' it's the blue snood which worries me

Thanks for the good wishes too, I shall be playing on the forum a lot over the next few days