where have all the men gone

valval

well it been a while since our story teller started one and as he indisposed at the moment i had better start one feel free to add as we go along.


on a long lost forum long ago things slowed down and then the ladies realised that most of the long time men had dissapeared.
del the pirate
len the story teller
mel the man of many talente
joseph the computer geniouse
well the girls were not going to put up with this so joan,bubbles,trisher,dd and val decided to get the buss out and tour the country to see what was going on



val got a hamper from the cafe filled with goodies cris had sent cornish cream and pasties.so off they set dd had the map and they were to pick nina up alog the way

mig

Are you coming nottingham way,could do with a trip out ? Mig

valval

mig wrote:

Are you coming nottingham way,could do with a trip out ? Mig

yes live in worksop so will pick you up on way get ready will get to you later can you read a map??? and bring change of clothes anything can happen on these trips

joanlawson

Oh what a good idea, Val :!: Let's all go on a man hunt :!:
They all seem to have gone into hiding at the moment, so I think it's high time we discovered what they are all up to ( chances are they're up to no good, being male, but we still need to find out )

After Nottingham to pick up Mig, the bus can call at Derby for me and Nina and then we will be off to search for all the missing men.

I wasn't sure what equipment we would need to entice the men out of hiding, but I've got some crates of beer from the Cane and Able ,
a TV for them to watch the footie on ,
a fold-up bed for Del to lie down and recover on ,
a computer to keep Joseph happy

and we ladies are very a very glamorous lot



If that doesn't bring them out of hiding, I don't know what else will :!:

Where shall we go first :?: Perhaps a tour round the Midlands to find Len, Del, and Joseph, and then we could head up to Yorkshire for Tony, Lancashire for Ichabod, and then Oxfordshire for Mell. We might find a few more on the way too

Oh, I've got a lasso to catch them with when we see them. Thought it might come in handy in case they try to escape



Joan

julie47

Can I join in the hunt too
Will bake some of those butterfly buns again especially for the trip

juliepf x

joanlawson

Welcome on board, Julie Butterfly buns are a necessity :!:

dreamdaisy

They're all round at mine. I'll send 'em back!

I was actually pondering this very fact very early this morning: I know tjt is going thro the mill a little (well, a lot) and del is still on Canadian time (it's like American time but slower ) but I am worried about rehab. And mel and livinglegend. They are quiet, aren't they? If the bus is coming anywhere near Ipswich . . . . . I've packed my nipple tassels. DD

tjt6768

The fact that dd has her tassles ready is a frightening prospect :shock:
I'm sorry ladies but between suffering a lot with pain plus ibs & then having a pc that was made in the stone age, I have been rather awol. I'm going to be cheeky too, can you ladies give me a lift to the hospital tomorrow. Off back to see the surgeon again. Knee ops ain't worked..

I'll try and get on more..

PS... That lasso is chafing.. :eek:

valval

tony if you trust us to get you there no problem.
del we do not want your brain body will do.
dd this should be worth watching .
julie great to have you right all aboard and off we go by the way who driving we will never get there if it me only gone in reverce so who up for it


cuddles on and ready


am ready to track them down

prefabkid47

Hi ladies
Oh Joan beer,tv and glamorous ladies you have such a way with words,I bet men are like putty in your hands........... :eek:

How can I resist count me in for the bus ride of a lifetime (if the beer doesn't run out).I feel a moral obligation to protect del from the insatiable advances of you ladies,even at the expense of my own safety that's how dedicated and loyal we men are............ :shock:

Please remember the map DD (even if you mere ladies cannot read it).In case of emergency I will pack my Good Beer Guide.Just hope the bus is heading as far south as Faversham.

julie47

Val I'll drive and you read the map.....but turn it the other way round



everyone sitting comfy? DD & joan have we got everything, mig hold on tight. Tony & prefab do you feel safe.....remember only one of my legs works

Val are we ready? Just tell me when to hit the pedal.

valval

right hit it now

is this the right map?????



do you always look like this when driving

julie47

yup thats me val

The map.....no, wrong one.....ours said rain

valval

is this better

sure it right now

tjt6768

Missing posting. Trying very hard not to throw phone through window right now.. :x

Arrgghh..
Cursor jumping all over :evil

tjt6768

Are we nearly there yet? Short msgs not as frustrating

tonesp

Portsmouth to Santander Then down to madrid Madrid to Alicante and the AP7 to Albatera Follow signs for Hondon I'll be waiting in the village outside Bar Pepin :evil :evil :evil

valval

tonesp wrote:

Portsmouth to Santander Then down to madrid Madrid to Alicante and the AP7 to Albatera Follow signs for Hondon I'll be waiting in the village outside Bar Pepin :evil :evil :evil

can you have some wine waiting will need some after that trip mind you love spain so we will come hope this bus gets there

have booked boat ready

joanlawson

We're doing quite well so far, aren't we ladies :?: We've found Tony,Ron, and Tone, but still searching for the others.

Spain, via the hospital for Tony, and Faversham, here we come :!:

parrotman

Not one of yer regulars so to speak but if you're passing through Watford I'll be glad to hop aboard and make everyone a well earned cuppa ( sorry lads, no beer in the house at the mo ).

If I'm not here tomorrow when you call, I'll be up at Luton Airport ( weather permitting ) wiv me camera doin' a bit of plane spotting.

Cheers John

mig

Wow thats some drive so far,glad i brought clean clothes :oops: Mig

julie47

Stopping here for breakfast .....is that ok?

Val glad you found the right map, you are doing well there readingg me the directions.

Full english here, I am starving


juliepf x

mig

Full breakfast for me too with plenty of tea.Mig

prefabkid47

I'll skip the full English breakfast this time,must leave room for beverages of the alcafrolic kind.
Will stick with the porridge as usual,must have my oats every morning!
Ron

joanlawson

parrotman wrote:

Not one of yer regulars so to speak but if you're passing through Watford I'll be glad to hop aboard and make everyone a well earned cuppa ( sorry lads, no beer in the house at the mo ).

If I'm not here tomorrow when you call, I'll be up at Luton Airport ( weather permitting ) wiv me camera doin' a bit of plane spotting.

Cheers John

Hello John, and pleased to meet you. We'll call in at Watford for you, or otherwise we'll find you at Luton Airport. That cuppa would be very welcome on this epic journey.
Parrotman :?: Does that mean you'll be bringing a parrot with you :?: Should be interesting

Joan

dreamdaisy

I think I will go for the patriotic tassels today dipped in real ale just to remind tonesp what he's missing! DD