Funny signs

stickywicket

Homemade sign stuck on a telegraph pole:

BABIES AND TODDLERS NEARLY NEW SALE

:? Can I have a small, blond male, preferably toilet trained, please?

villier

These are great gave me a much needed laugh, here are a few more.

Sign on motorway..........Texting while driving kills for more driving tis text "safety" to 7919

Sign outside a pub..........Don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor the cockroaches are getting cancer

Sign at a pool.................Attention: We don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in our pool

Sign on shop door............Push: if that doesn't work
Pull: if that doesn't work
WE MUST BE CLOSED

Outside a church..............Don't let worries kill you.........let the church help

stickywicket

Outside a big pet food store

NUTS

for

TITS
(and other birds)

Either side of the 'for' sat two large, fat, startled-looking blue tits.

stickywicket

One of those temporary signs in lights on the A1

ROAD WORKS

PLEASE DRIVE CAREFULLY

MY MUM WORKS HERE