Has anyone seen my spark

tjt6768

Hi folks... I seem to have misplaced my sense of humour... I cannot seem to find the heart to post my usual silliness.. I believe the Chinese may be involved as they have been watching me since I knocked down their poxy wall in the 80's, with Ra's help of course. It was all covered up though..
Anyway.. If you happen to find it please return it safely..

Thanks

cloud9

Here it is. Was in a puddle outside Suzy Wongs.

tonesp

It's hiding in there Tony Just waiting to burst into flame

cacyhi

If anyone's out their looking for tony's spark, can they see if they can find mine laying around somewhere as Im pretty sure I lost mine somewhere between the operating theatre and home several weeks ago.

I know how you feel tony - you'll find it soon - maybe its up to others to be amusing while the back end of the pantomime horse takes a break for a while.

You've got a lot to process mentally after Monday - give yourself time.

joanlawson

Tony lost his sense of humour :?: :shock:

Cats might fly too



In the words of Victor Meldrew, I don't believe it :!: :!:

I'm sure your spark will soon return, Tony. You'll find it next week in Keilder Forest

Joanx

tjt6768

I'm afraid if it is the Chinese that have taken it then I am doomed.. They have their item little version of me called Tony Wong... He's obviously not as handsome and without my spark about as amusing as a mince pie with an inferiority complex.

I believe they may be hiding him in the forest, training him to take my place. This next week will less of a holiday and more a mission.... Raiders of the lost spark!
I have packed my whip, (you never know :shock: ) and my trusty rusty pistol.. Just in case there are any arabs with fancy sword moves..
Our friends C & T that are coming with us may seem like your average gay couple but they are in fact trained in the ancient art of chinking.. The finding of Chinese men with fake ID's in forests. That will come in handy. Least I think that's what chinking is :???: I hope it's not a euphemism :shock:

I believe the Chinese are trying to replace me on here with Tony Wong.. If I suddenly start writing my words with the retters mixed up then be vely cautious. They aim to infiltrate this forum, their aim is to get close to Ra. For many years they have tried and failed to gain access to his all powerful whiskers.
They wish to connect one of the whiskers up to a nuclear power plant, to make a weapon so powerful that not even Ra could stop it.
We cannot let this happen dear friends.

valval

think it might be on beach with my lost watch :sad:

dreamdaisy

Ah Mister Wong, we meet again, a compete deright! I think you find lost spark vely vely quick, no? I am disguise as fat woma', thas why you no lecognise me.

tjt6768

It's good to know I'm not the only loon in the village

Lol

It would be Wong of me to comment any further at this moment in time, lol
Our... ROR (Raugh out Roud)

valval

delboy wrote:

If there two of them will that mean 2 Wongs make a Wight?

tjt6768

Ra has informed me that the Chinese are working with the Satan's testicles (tomatoes) up in the forest. Some of you may remember last year around this time last year that we were almost over run by these red devils in our lodge... We only escaped by the skin of our teeth thanks to the fact that the Mother Inlaw is in fact a secret ninja warrior.. I fear this time we will bee lacking such skills. C & T may have Chinking skills but I believe they're both very lacking in macho skills :shock: So, unless these red devils have a strange aversion to two grown men squealing like school girls at a Justin Bieber concert then I fear we are in deeper trouble than I thought. :eek:
Those red devils are truly evil beasties..

tjt6768

ROR

delboy wrote:

If there two of them will that mean 2 Wongs make a Wight?

joanlawson

嗨！朋友！中国是个美好的国家”在汉语里怎么说？ 我需要练习汉语。

mig

Tony i think your spark is back,hadnt laughed so much for ages,bless you keep up the good wok.Mig

tjt6768

:eek: I hope that you are not sending secret massages back to your Chinese contact Joan Rawson :shock: :shock:
:roll:


Hey Mig, just wait till I do find it.. ROR

joanlawson wrote:

嗨！朋友！中国是个美好的国家”在汉语里怎么说？ 我需要练习汉语。

frogmorton

Might be with Cris' 'cope'???

They do go awol from time to time Tone...

be back soon hopefully

Poppyg1rl

Cheers for the laughs Tony, I think the spark is definately back either that or you are on some dubious medication... :shock: xxx

tjt6768

I'm afraid that this is me without the spark dear popster.
I am however determined to find it in the dark dark woods...
I believe Tony Wong will be heavily guarded by hoards of evil red fruits. They are flesh eating scum... I still bare the scars from last years encounter.. :shock:

Del.. I'm afraid that you may have been infiltrated too. For fear of offending someone I will resist in saying that THERE'S A CHINK IN THE ARMOUR.. :???:

julie47

Av you looked under the stairs for it :?:

Tony you haven't lost your spark reading this

Juliepf x

cacyhi

Tony, Delboy & Joan - whatever meds you are on - I think I need them !!!

tjt6768

Carol.. You should see me when I'm on the good stuff.. Lol

Julie.. Stairs :shock: We live in a ground floor flat :shock:

I'm telling you folks. I know for sure that Tony Wong has it. He's been spotted up in Cumbria earlier today using it as a fishing lure out on one of the lakes. Reports say that he had a small squadron of vine testicles with him as protection. Afterwards he went into a cafe and asked for a cuppa, insisted on tetleys :shock: I'm afraid the process has begun. It's far worse than I suspected.... I just hope that he doesn't fully transform before I can get to him in the woods and beat the clap out of him :???:
I'm going prepared. I'm taking an anti tom best just incase. It's made from woven Ra fur. The strongest substance known on the planet other than Chuck Norris's pubic hair. :eek:
Apparently for every ten Ra hairs it would only take one Chuck curl :shock:
Thing is, said curls are impossible to obtain. He never lets them out of his sight. Takes are told about a stray one that was once left on a toilet seat in Wisconsin. A hobo chanced upon it and became a ultimate fighting champ. He would tape the hair to his own nether regions to gain the ultimate power from it...
Then one day the unthinkable happened, after years of being a dirty hobo he bathed.. The hair was lost down the plug hole, he ended up back on the streets.. His fighting skills gone.. Rumour had it that an alligator chanced upon this stray item. The legend states that this beast is now fifty five foot long and has one hell of a roundhouse kick :shock:

joanlawson

cacyhi wrote:

Tony, Delboy & Joan - whatever meds you are on - I think I need them !!!

Sorry Carol, I can't help you as I'm not on any meds at all. It's just my natural silliness

valval

tony when you go hunting your get up and go have a look for mine this damp has taken mine for a ride can not get motivated at all was so easy last week to walk miles now struggaling to make self go empty bin lol

tjt6768

Hi Val.. I shall indeed forage in the forest for your spark too hun..
This holiday is turning into an even bigger mission than first thought.. :shock:
I had better get some extra training in with Chuck Norris...
I am however NOT going to be asking him for any body hairs :???:

barbara12

Tony...it might be looking for you...just go in the woods and whistle....hope you find it soon.....by the way our local Chinese has closed....something sinister going on....

tjt6768

The Chinese are definitely on the move and planning to attack soon.
Ra is aware if the threat and is preparing for battle next week. We are going to pretend to leave him here with the brother inlaw but is actually coming with us to the forest to fight along side me.
He has many more years experience fighting such foes than I have.