Has anyone seen my spark

valval

please do not get any more hair can not stand hairy men lol

tjt6768

fear not Val. I shall not be going all Brian Blessed all of a sudden, although I may wear a yeti disguise in the woods to blend in. the red testicles will pay no heed to such a forest dwelling monster. Little will they know that my over sized ape man suit will be crafted from pure Ra fur.., impervious to attack..

right, believe it or not I'm wiped out tonight and am having an early one.

Goodnight peeps

CJHunter

MR T, Its happening all over, my Va Va Voom has gone too. Have hunted high n low, those Blighters
You have a serious situation on your hands.
Is it time to call in th A-Team ???

Please help....

cacyhi

Dont forget you are looking for my spark too ---
be very very careful out there tony (and ra, of course) 8)

valval

do not bother with the bunker babes we in bunker with rehab and lots of bottles of wine

tjt6768

This mission is looking more and more dangerous by the minute.
I'm now looking for a multitude of sparks and a va va voom :shock:
What the Hell are the Chinese up to? :???:
I believe they intend to turn Tony Wong into a.......
Superbeing :eek: :eek: :eek:
I reckon that they believe that with all this extra ooomph that he may have a chance against Ra.
What they don't know is that Ra has been collecting his own gumption..
So far he has managed to 'borrow' the fizz of:
Jeremy Clarkson
Vera Duckworth
Will Smith
And Harry Hill..

tjt6768

Not long to go now till my battle up in the forest. I will be victorious though, and return with all manner of sparks and va va vooms..
I'm taking my rucksack of giddiness to store said items in for the journey home on friday.
I might not be around too much between now and getting back, going to have to put myself in a trance before setting off. Then can't say for sure what signal will be kilter once up there.
I will do my best to let you all know how my battles with these evil scum go..
I've already packed my torch of considerable happiness, the one I found on the island of doom after the battle of thunk. That was a viscous battle, we lost many many men and a couple of mole beasts too... A sad day indeed. The enemy outnumbered us six to one, their leader,a terrible giant from the swamp lands of spam. He was evil from birth, left his mothers womb with a flick knife and the claws of a bear. Don't ask me what they were doing in his mother's womb in the first place but he stole em. :???:
His mother was have hippo half caribou.. His father was 100% whale. A very strange couple indeed. His half brother was a gentle soul, his father was an umpa lumpa.

Anyway i digress..

I should be starting my yoga.
Layers dear arthritic pals

joanlawson

Tony, I think you are well on your way to finding that spark again ( in fact, I don't think you ever really lost it )

Have a sooper dooper holiday

Love Joanx

tjt6768

Thanks Joan..
I'm quite sure it's gone though..
I have to confess to some road rage yesterday.. I started shouting at some poor bloke who I assumed had left his vehicle in the road parked up in front of some lights, no hazards our anything so it looked like he was waiting for the lights to change, when they did he dint move, so I blasted my horn thinking he'd just not noticed the lights change, then this fella appeared from behind at my side of the car in council work gear, out was a council anti graffiti van. He said 'that's parked up mate' without warning I just lost it with him and started shouting and swearing at him telling him to put some hazards on or something and it was a bloody stupid place to park etc.. He backed off saying that it want even his vehicle.. Oops.. I apologised and we shook hands, out was another council workers van. So as i went round the van of course the lights went red. At that point we heard him talking to the driver telling him that I'd just had a right go at him.. So I shouted again telling the driver to get it moved out of the way..
I think you lot would have been rather shocked.. I don't know why I lost it like that but the poor fella got a real shock...
Not like me at all..
I miss the spark, lol....

barbara12

Soon be there Tony...Im sure it will be waiting for you... :P

valval

tony you have been threw so much it bound to come out some how you need a good hol go and enjoy with luck you will feel less short fused when you get back val

tjt6768

Thank you ladies..

I really am not usually like that. I do shout and carry on sometimes but usually just to myself.. Poor fella.. Lol

cacyhi

Have a great holiday with your family tony - find your spark (and mine please) and come back with lots of stories of what went on up there in that forest with you and Ra. Enjoy and hope the weather stays good.

tjt6768

Thanks Carol. Will do my best Lol

tjt6768

Countryfile is up in northumberland at the minute on bbc1.. Keeps showing parts of the forest that Tony Wong is hiding in with my spark. Keep an eye out for him.. :shock:

valval

tjt6768 wrote:

Countryfile is up in northumberland at the minute on bbc1.. Keeps showing parts of the forest that Tony Wong is hiding in with my spark. Keep an eye out for him.. :shock:

have not seen him yet

tjt6768

Well, I'm sat in the car outside te's c o.. In Catterick. Just stopping off for a break and to stretch the old pins...
Been taking the scenic route so far, much nicer than the A1.
No sign of Tony Wong yet, lots of people in camouflage though, lol..
Catterick us a garrison town after all.
Got to stop Chris and Terry getting giddy with all the soldier boys around :shock:

Bye for now folks, I hope everyone is ok today.
Be in touch when I can :!:

tjt6768

Hello dear readers.
We are here safe and sound. It is stunning.. The lodge and the views. I've a smidgen of signal every now and then.

We are currently carving pumpkins. Lol
I've finished mine.. will try add a photo later..

valval

forget us enjoy your break you need it ((())) val

traluvie

Enjoy your break Tony..

Happy Halloween ..x

joanlawson

Glad to hear you've arrived, Tony. Have a great week

tjt6768

Thank you everyone.
We have just driven across to Alnwick, them three have gone for a walk but I've stayed in the car with my seat laid back, my knees are very painful now :roll:
Hope they will ease as my patch kicks in so I can have a wonder round too. It us absolutely glorious here today.. Wonderful warm sunshine :shock:
Love it..

julie47

Hi Tony, shame you are having to sit in your car and wait for your knees to place nice. I hope the patches work soon.
Take care and have a good day. Glad the sun is shining for you, not bad here either, but rather cool.

juliepf x

valval

even in car you can enjoy the country side hope you had good day have you got your wellys it might rain tomorrow ((())) val

barbara12

Hi Tony
Im so glad the weather is good for you, now like val says you forget about us lot (how could you ) and enjoy your holiday it does sound lovely.