Arthritic Pub Signs

stickywicket
stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
edited 29. Feb 2012, 12:43 in Community Chit-chat archive
A fellow forum member & I were discussing the possibilities of this yesterday. Here are a few to start you off. I'm sure you lot can come up with some inventive stuff.

The Aching Arms
The Creaky Joint
The Rose and Went Back to Bed
The Crooked Everything
The Very Oddfellows
The Pred and Moonface
The Crossed Crutches
The Dot & Carry One
The Red Knuckles
The Limp Inn
The Swallow and Be Damned
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright
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  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi SW
    Well we have all heard about our
    The Wonky Legs...im sure she wont mind me using it.. :lol:
    sorry mi minds gone blank...will be back later x
    Love
    Barbara
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oooooooh! This could be fun! (DD waddles orf for a think.)
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The five yells
    The six yells
    The eight yells


    Elizabeth
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The Damn and Blast It. (it's been a rough day) DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • julie47
    julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The dicky hip
  • Darwin
    Darwin Member Posts: 45
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    No walkabout
  • Darwin
    Darwin Member Posts: 45
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The Grizzly Flare
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Royal broke....
    in bed n dying -Red Lion)

    Elizabeth
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Nuked skeleton- Duke of Wellington.


    E x
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • elnafinn
    elnafinn Member Posts: 7,412
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The New Knee Inn
    The Inn Flamed

    Elna x
    The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything.

    If you can lay down at night knowing in your heart that you made someone's day just a little bit better, you know you had a good day.
  • elnafinn
    elnafinn Member Posts: 7,412
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Just Hobbled Inn

    Elna x
    The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything.

    If you can lay down at night knowing in your heart that you made someone's day just a little bit better, you know you had a good day.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I knew you could all bring a smile to my face. Thank you guys and keep your INNventions coming, please.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    the hot flush
    The creaky bones
    The tired n weary
    The done inn
    The swollen finger
    The spinal crack
    The balls twit hall :D
    The **** it hall
    The suffer inn
    The new joint
    The hip joint
    The aching bones
    The twisted knuckle
    The knobbly knee
    And...
    dedicated to our lovely DD after her recent mishap...
    The swearing lady :? :lol:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The prod & poke
    The drug cabinet :D (my local lol)
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • suncatcher
    suncatcher Member Posts: 2,174
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    old puffin inn
    puffin inn on the hill
    Struggles rest
    Ineeda rest
    slow inn
    old ball n socket hip joint
    Joanne
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    the sleepless night :x
    The struggle on
    The crippled man
    The human barometer
    The tribunal :x (not my favourite haunt lol)
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The fat igue


    E x
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The stick & grabber
    The dossette strip :shock: Woohoo.. Lol
    The clackerator's wheel
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The done & dusted
    The aches & pains
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • prefabkid47
    prefabkid47 Member Posts: 1,316
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The Forum
    Arther's Return
    The Clatterator
    Pain Duller Inn
    The Pre Op
    Clinic Inn
    The Blood Results
    Pocket Duty Arms
    The Blue Badge Inn
    ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy''. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I hope they have lots of disabled parking at the blue badge Inn.


    E x
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • prefabkid47
    prefabkid47 Member Posts: 1,316
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    A few more for you to visit............ :D
    The Diclofenac Arms
    Rituximab Tavern
    The Narproxen Ale House
    The Gabapentin Hotel
    Enbrel Inn
    Humira Arms
    The Metho and Folic Social Club
    ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy''. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
  • Colin1
    Colin1 Member Posts: 1,769
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The Rheumy Hotel

    The Mobility Arms

    the cripels rest

    The Clubed Foot
    WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Great stuff, everyone. I think my favourites so far are:
    Darwin's 'The Grizzly Flare'
    Elna's 'The New Knee Inn' (I'm a frequent drinker there.)
    TJT's 'The Done Inn'
    Prefabkid's 'The Metho & Folic Social Club' (Another of my haunts.)
    Del's 'The Epipen Inn' (Don't try to name it after you've had a few.)

    I loved tkatchev's comment on parking at The Blue Badge Inn but I suspect most of you guys prefer to do your drinking in Del's 'The Nurse's Arms'.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The Docs arms for us then Sticky
    or
    The handsome Surgeons arms
    or
    the young docs arms.

    Elizabeth x
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein