Ra. More stuff you don't know. (the cat, not the disease'

tjt6768

Never Mrs. The nutty juice is the only thing keeping me sane :?

Mrstjt6768

tjt6768 wrote:

Never Mrs. The nutty juice is the only thing keeping me sane :?

Fine, I suppose. Just make sure you switch off by the time I get home.

tjt6768

Wibble

tjt6768

He also created the London underground. Although he wanted to call it the fallopian tube :shock: :? That was explained to him by his good friend screaming Lord Byron.. They had become friends whilst trekking in the Andes.. They never made it as far as the Armes
they did however discover a new species of clemency. A small furry animal with long talons and a venomous peepee :?

True story

barbara12

Mrstjt6768 wrote:

barbara12 wrote:

tjt6768 wrote:

He was meant to be the second dali lama but had to decline he position as he was about to usurp Idi Amin, backed only by his army of ants. They were lead by the very brave captain Adam. When Ra asked him if he wanted to join him he said 'of course, I'm Adam-ant.' :?

He also invented. .
gangrene, coagulation, the word polyp, Joan Beaz, crampons and divinity.

True story

Tony whatever you are on, can I have some pleasessss

:roll: :roll: Oh no, not again!!

I wish he would leave it alone :oops:

I love it... glad my hubby doesn't come on here...Mrsstj you have your hands full there..

barbara12

tjt6768 wrote:

He also created the London underground. Although he wanted to call it the fallopian tube :shock: :? That was explained to him by his good friend screaming Lord Byron.. They had become friends whilst trekking in the Andes.. They never made it as far as the Armes
they did however discover a new species of clemency. A small furry animal with long talons and a venomous peepee :?

True story

So RA knew all about the underground.... :roll: we didn't in the North..think it was kept quiet in case we needed some of the money for hospitals and schools....oops turning into Mell only he is from the South.... venomous peepee indeed...

tjt6768

Sadly Ra also invented southerners. But he isvery very sorry for that.
It was during his marajuana phase :shock:

tjt6768

He was really good friends with Picasso. Ra wad the one that introduced the artist to absinthe :? That was another creation of his. He was actually trying to make some green boot polish for the witch from Oz. They had a brief fling back in 1923. She wanted to settle down but Ra was a player.
He was also involved with a bunch of daleks and Rita Hayworth at the same time so a marriage was out of the question.

True story

bubbadog

If Ra invented the Underground did he invent the over ground and wombles!! Boom Boom!!

tjt6768

Lol
you're as daft as me bubba

bubbadog

I prefer to be daft than depressed!! I think the whole bubba household is daft must be something in the water! My OH well he is just daft as a brush and as for Arnie & Willow! I think Arnie has some bubbadog in him, he loves nothing more than to play fetch in the garden but he is to lazy to bring the ball back he will watch it in your hand as soon as I throw the ball and shout fetch he's off like a whippet chasing it. And as for Willow she has a thing for eating any bugs whatever they are! So if they where to join Ra & bubba in the undercover work it would be like a Police Academy movie!

tjt6768

More stuff Ra invented:


Kettle drums, sandwich spread, kilns, Jude Law, brisket, Malaga, gore, prisms, spinal tap, terrapins, dread, lettuces, carbuncles, haze, blind faith, turds, terrapins, javelins, the hairy bikers, Lord Lucan's disappearance, gelatin, close encounters, nine, spitoons, the word but, Dolly Parton's ample bussom, those gaps that must be minded in the tube system, the dye that Noel Edmund uses for his beard, bingo wings, crispy noodles and much much more......

barbara12

You mad beggar...welcome back :balloon: ...hope things are a little easier for you..x

tjt6768

Ta luv.. xxx

villier

Mad as a box of frogs but we wouldn't have it any other way :jheart: xx

tjt6768

Wibble :balloon:

tjt6768

He also invented:

Viscous, carbons, literacy, grimmer, bisexual frogs, driftwood, David Niven's hair, pyjamas, condemnation, Steve and much much more.


He was once a stand up comedian for a while, had a double act with his pal Al. Unfortunately for Al, his surname was Jazeera :shock: so that didn't last long.
He had an affair with Thomas Eddison way back when. Tought him a few things about positive and negative energies etc. Guess who took the credit though :roll: