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by the substanceIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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banana and evenIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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straightened it! so0
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mushy peas andIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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because the rightIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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of banana, obviouslyIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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as those peasIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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and began toIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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and twitch andIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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