Three word story
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deep white lines0
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down the middle0
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of her forehead0
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making her lookIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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like Benidorm's Madge0
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or possibly like
:?: :? who she?If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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a child with0
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( :shock: Aaaargh )
no sense ofIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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sanity I think0
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therefore I amIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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definitely not amused0
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like Queen VictoriaIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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who really wasn't0
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very amusing herselfIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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though no-one dared0
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tell her so0
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in case sheIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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lost her temper0
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and started screamingIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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very, very loudly0
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"Off with their..."If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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hands, knees and..0
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especially their bumpsadaisiesIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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which really hurt0
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