mellman

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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    frogmorton wrote:
    Val

    am I too late??

    I had to fetch some friends...for a barbershop quartet (+ 2)

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    Mellma must be cheered!!

    At ANY cost :wink:

    Love

    toni xxx

    it never to late to lift a friend all are welcome but feel we need a bigger bus

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    val
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Or a roofrack :shock:
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    well hope he decides what we singing should be interesting
    val
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Come on then, Mell! Give us some lyrics though, in my case, you'll probably have to provide the music as well.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    should i tell him i can not read music at all just looks like a load of dots with sticks to me lol
    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    i like once twice three times a lady but do not think it his kind of music lol
    val
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I can (in my opinion) give a good rendition of Mika's "Grace Kelly"
    If that's any help 8)
    Numpty
  • fowls48
    fowls48 Member Posts: 1,357
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Well i sing like a strangled chicken so count me out :lol:
    I can give you some lyrics though xx
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    fowls48 wrote:
    Well i sing like a strangled chicken so count me out :lol:
    I can give you some lyrics though xx

    what about conductor
    val
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,087
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    As you know val I'm part of the barbershop quartet (+2)

    But I found this wee chappie outside near the bus...

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    Love

    Toni xxx
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    fowls48 wrote:
    Well i sing like a strangled chicken so count me out :lol:
    I can give you some lyrics though xx

    Put me in fowls' choir. I appear to have all the qualifications plus I only have a range of about 1/2 octave.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I meant to ring him earlier but I forgot by the time we got back to the caravan :oops:
    I'll try and remember tomorrow...
    I really like Mell, he's a good lad but don't tell him I said that. If he asks tell him I said he's a soft southern gaylord..
    :D
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,087
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Everyone

    I have a message from the man himself....

    he really appreciates what Val has started (and everyone has contributed to), and promises to be on tomorrow. Today though he is in a lot of pain, didn't get up till two and is off back any minute.

    So....

    PLENTY OF TIME for REHERSALS :D

    I have brought along a bottle of cooking sherry if anyones vocal chords need some lubrication?

    LOve

    Toni xxx
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tjt6768 wrote:
    I really like Mell, he's a good lad but don't tell him I said that. If he asks tell him I said he's a soft southern gaylord..
    :D

    Newsflash - a soft southern gaylord has been seen marching toward Skeggy with a lump hammer labelled 'for tjt' and a very menacing expression on his face. he appeared to be mumbling something like "I'll show him who's a hard man." Anyone with the initials tjt is advised to hide behind a woman's skirts until further notice.

    Frog - I think fowls and I are in greatest need. You're a star!
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    well being a southern softy i will stick to cider any body want one ??? just for medicinal you know time for bed am putting all the right letters but in wong order oops good job got spell checker
    val
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Ooh yes please! I LOVE cider :D
  • lindalegs
    lindalegs Member Posts: 5,398
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I think Mell's a G&T guy ...................and it's my favourite Sunday tipple too, so I'll provide the G&Ts. :wink:

    Luv,
    Love, Legs x
    'Make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing'
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    sounds just what the doc ordered some drinks with pals and some music(i use the term loosely lol) mind you i never said good music but after a few drinks who can tell lol
    val
  • fowls48
    fowls48 Member Posts: 1,357
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    valval wrote:
    fowls48 wrote:
    Well i sing like a strangled chicken so count me out :lol:
    I can give you some lyrics though xx

    what about conductor
    A lightening conductor :lol:
    wonder if i look like Andre Previn :lol:
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    You lot are totally utterly blinkin barking, mad as a badgers honestly loons of the first order, that's why I love you Guy's your far from boring, now onto the music, you can play anything you like as bad as you like as I have terible tinnitus from my neck right now so wont' hear any of it!.
    Now seeming Val started it she gets a drink of her choice free all night long!, now for me old mate Tony it's time he was versed in the ways of us soft southern types and had a large PIM's and a round of cucumber and cress sandwitches to sort him out once and for all!. Well as for me my neck is still crap I've just taken two Nortrips and my mouth tastes awful but at least they're working or seem to be, problem is I get really strung out when my necks this bad it's worse than my knees but in a very different way, does that make any sense?.
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Mell,
    you rest up and take it easy.
    We will play you something soft and low.
    How about Black Sabbath's "Paranoid"?
    Take care,
    Numpty
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    It does make sense, Mell. Us lot on here are probably the only people it makes sense to but it does.

    Now then, slight problem with the drinks as I know Tony doesn't and Val doesn't much. I think this calls for Numpty and myself to help out a bit.

    (I hope the trend is upwards and it's great to see you back but, if pushed, I shall deny I ever wrote that. OK, just the one ())
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    stickywicket wrote:
    It does make sense, Mell. Us lot on here are probably the only people it makes sense to but it does.

    Now then, slight problem with the drinks as I know Tony doesn't and Val doesn't much. I think this calls for Numpty and myself to help out a bit.

    (I hope the trend is upwards and it's great to see you back but, if pushed, I shall deny I ever wrote that. OK, just the one ())
    And me...I am partial to a little tipple...yesterdays Mail..wine is good for arthritis... :D:D
    Mell its good to have you back, hope you are getting more rest..
    Love
    Barbara
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mellman01 wrote:
    now for me old mate Tony it's time he was versed in the ways of us soft southern types and had a large PIM's and a round of cucumber and cress sandwitches to sort him out once and for all!.

    Darn sarf we eat sandwiches-never had a sandwitch though!

    E :D
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,087
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tkachev wrote:
    mellman01 wrote:
    now for me old mate Tony it's time he was versed in the ways of us soft southern types and had a large PIM's and a round of cucumber and cress sandwitches to sort him out once and for all!.

    Darn sarf we eat sandwiches-never had a sandwitch though!

    E :D

    What about SAMWIDGES Elizabeth :wink:

    Good to see you back Mell....I totally understand 'necks' they are VILE really VILE :(

    Nice thread val - very kind of you :)

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