AC Coven Meeting Tonight

stickywicket

OK ladies and honorary ladies. Tonight should be our finest witching hour. Shall we meet up under the blasted oak around midnight? Bring your own cauldrons, eyes of newts, toes of frogs – usual fare. Familiars welcome as are suggestions for the agenda. As a starting point I’d like to suggest that my orthotists are force fed a diet of stewed surgical shoes they got wrong with a side serving of insoles marinated in blood. Over to you.

LignumVitae

Insoles marinated in blood after being placed in Mr LVs shoes for a while, that'll teach them! See you there

Turbogran

Just dusted the cobwebs of the broomstick Sticky ready. dont forget to add the toenail clippings to add a bit of crunch ha ha

julie47

Just pickled some snails (shells left on for fibre) and slugs.

Let the hair grow out of the mole on my face for added effect, eyes are blood shot and i am sickly pale so yes i am ready. Just got to get the hat from under the stairs.

see you there

xx

dreamdaisy

I have treated myself to a new hat in honour of this august day (purple satin, feathers, net and two satin roses, a pic might follow) and although the broomstick has a faulty brake light I'll risk the wrath of the traffic gods. Blasted oak here I come. DD

mig

Got some fungus growing on the lawn ,will pick them for the cauldron.Mig

stickywicket

Is anyone allergic to cannibalism? Mr SW is annoying me today. I was considering tipping him into the cauldron.

LignumVitae

Go for it so long as he isn't stringy. Mr LV has gone out but until he went, he too could have been a candidate...maybe we need a spell for annoying OHs?

villier

Got some pickled toads eyes and deep fried bat wings, the broomstick has just had a service so ready to go............see you all there

Happy Halloween xx

stickywicket

LignumVitae wrote:

Go for it so long as he isn't stringy.

Stringy Not for the last 40 years or so. He's sponsored by T*tl*y's B*tt*r.

Numptydumpty

Cry of wolf,
Screech of owl,
Scum scraped from a dirty towel,
Wing of bat,
Slime of eel,
Hard skin scraped from an old mans heel,
Gizzard of rat, left to rot,
All mixed in with a bucket of snot,
Sprinkled liberally with a vulture's feather,
Will banish arthritis and pain forever.

Well so it says on the packet. May also work on moody spouses, I shall experiment tonight.

dreamdaisy

Ooooh cracking! Numpty's been a busy girl today - and to good efffect. So, spouse trouble in the Numpty household? FYI, wife slaying husband is mariticide, husband slaying wife is uxoricide. DD

Turbogran

Oh Numpty that's a good one really made me laugh.

stickywicket

Love it, Numpty. **** the arthritis. Let's try it out on the spouses first.

Turbogran

totally agree Sticky

villier

Wish I had a spouse to try it on..... lol......... oh the evil bit must be in me xx

stickywicket

I'm just wondering where and how Numpty acquired the 'bucket of snot'. That's one hell of a cold

Numptydumpty

I thought you said you didn't have a spouse. :shock:

stickywicket

Am I missing something here? Like....my spouse?

Numptydumpty

Sorry, that was in answer to Villiers pot. :oops:

Numptydumpty

Sorry again, I meant to write post, not pot.
Too many " trick or treaters " almost 30 so far!

villier

I don't Numpty but would love one just to try the spell on...... hehehehe

stickywicket

Help yourself to mine, Marie. He's definitely for the pot tonight.

mig

It's not the witching season but I think we must gather ,there is a lot of people that could do with a spell or two,from a cleaning spell to a sunshine spell .I need another miserable old git spell he's really getting on my nerves ,he gets on his soap box and doesn't shut up,I can sometimes tune him out but then he asks are you listening to me ,eh no .So ladies lets gather and sort everyone out.Mig

katekelly

I haven't got fungus growing on the lawn but I do know there is some on oh's toe nail -if I bring that can I join in please?

stickywicket

With you 100%, Mig.

I read your post on NB’s thread (LWA) about Mr Mig not noticing corners when cleaning. Could I add to that more of Mr SW’s blindspots?

The pedestal bit of the washbasin/loo
Skirting boards
Shower screen
Windows
Behind any furniture that requires moving (even though the dirt is clearly visible without it being moved)

I could go on – and, indeed, I do (I am told)

Anyone have a Mr-Muscle-in-lycra spell? Someone easy on the eye who will enjoy sprucing the house up after pouring me a nice glass of CB. I have optimistically chucked several pairs of tatty undergarments (male) into the cauldron.