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  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    :lol::lol::lol:
    Excellent!!!
  • holliesfan
    holliesfan Member Posts: 5
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Oh gosh! I am new here and if I carry on reading this thread I will end up on the floor laughing, not a good idea as I will never be able to get up again. Keep up the good works people as they say "laughter is the best medicine", beats methatrexate anyday :lol:
    Cheers for that Lin. x
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
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    Aaaaaaagh! I've been wrestling with Silent Night and she goes and beats me to it - and in some style! Well done Sticky, another gem.

    Right, this ain't a carol, it's the Cornetto Song, otherwise known as O Solé Mio (I thnk).

    Oh damn and blast it
    I am in pain
    My bl**dy body
    Has failed again
    I'm tired of feeling rough
    Despite the drugs
    Doing their stuff.

    I stab and swallow
    The meds they give
    They are supposéd
    To help me live
    My life, up to the full
    but all I find
    Is I feel ill.

    Thanks to this forum
    I know I've found
    So many people
    From all around
    Who know how tough it is
    To cope with living
    With arthritis.


    DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • deedeeitsme
    deedeeitsme Member Posts: 321
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    Come...they told me... perupapumpum
    We have new meds for you...perupapumpum
    And if your hip stil hurts....perupapumpum
    We can inject your bum...perupapumpum
    rupapumpum...rupapumpum, NOT MY BUM

    You're not injecting me...perupapumpum
    Especially not the rear....perupapumpum
    You'll have to catch me first...perupapumpum
    Well that's not hard to do...perupapumpum
    rupapumpum...rupapumpum, NOT MY BUM

    We'll give you a head start... perupapumpum
    But with your dodgy parts...perupapumpum
    We will have time for tea...perupapumpum
    Then we'll come and get thee...perupapumpum
    rupapumpum...rupapumpum, NOT MY BUM

    oK, i give in....perupapumpum
    You can inject my bum....perupapumpum
    A tiny scratch you'll feel...perupapumpum
    Oh lies, it made me squeal...perupapumpum
    rupapumpum...rupapumpum, OWWW MY BUM

    Dee x
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,714
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    :lol: I think we have an epidemic and I, for one, am loving it.

    DD and Dee - thank you. These are great.

    I'm still laughing at the image of Dee being chased by a rheumatology nurse with hypodermic :lol: and, young DD, if, as is often said, the first line should really grab one and set the scene, yours is an extremely expressive cracker.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • wall1409
    wall1409 Member Posts: 294
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    These are absolutely fab. Think you missed your forte, you are all extremely good comedy song writers xxxx :lol:
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
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    Oh boy! Deedee that's corking! :lol: - perupapumpum indeed! I shall be singing that all afternoon. :) DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,427
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Oh what a fantastic thread you lot!!!

    Thank you so much :D

    I will also be singing perupapumpum all night :roll:

    Anyone with the patience to write it that often deserves a round of applause :D

    Toni xx
  • applerose
    applerose Member Posts: 3,621
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Perumpapumpum :lol::lol::lol:
    Christine
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    :lol::lol:
    Oh DD and Dee, those are real doozies!!
  • Colin1
    Colin1 Member Posts: 1,769
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    Nice one Numpty
    colin
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