Twelve Days Of Christmas
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Excellent!!!0 -
Oh gosh! I am new here and if I carry on reading this thread I will end up on the floor laughing, not a good idea as I will never be able to get up again. Keep up the good works people as they say "laughter is the best medicine", beats methatrexate anyday
Cheers for that Lin. x0 -
Aaaaaaagh! I've been wrestling with Silent Night and she goes and beats me to it - and in some style! Well done Sticky, another gem.
Right, this ain't a carol, it's the Cornetto Song, otherwise known as O Solé Mio (I thnk).
Oh damn and blast it
I am in pain
My bl**dy body
Has failed again
I'm tired of feeling rough
Despite the drugs
Doing their stuff.
I stab and swallow
The meds they give
They are supposéd
To help me live
My life, up to the full
but all I find
Is I feel ill.
Thanks to this forum
I know I've found
So many people
From all around
Who know how tough it is
To cope with living
With arthritis.
DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0 -
Come...they told me... perupapumpum
We have new meds for you...perupapumpum
And if your hip stil hurts....perupapumpum
We can inject your bum...perupapumpum
rupapumpum...rupapumpum, NOT MY BUM
You're not injecting me...perupapumpum
Especially not the rear....perupapumpum
You'll have to catch me first...perupapumpum
Well that's not hard to do...perupapumpum
rupapumpum...rupapumpum, NOT MY BUM
We'll give you a head start... perupapumpum
But with your dodgy parts...perupapumpum
We will have time for tea...perupapumpum
Then we'll come and get thee...perupapumpum
rupapumpum...rupapumpum, NOT MY BUM
oK, i give in....perupapumpum
You can inject my bum....perupapumpum
A tiny scratch you'll feel...perupapumpum
Oh lies, it made me squeal...perupapumpum
rupapumpum...rupapumpum, OWWW MY BUM
Dee x0 -
I think we have an epidemic and I, for one, am loving it.
DD and Dee - thank you. These are great.
I'm still laughing at the image of Dee being chased by a rheumatology nurse with hypodermic and, young DD, if, as is often said, the first line should really grab one and set the scene, yours is an extremely expressive cracker.If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright0 -
These are absolutely fab. Think you missed your forte, you are all extremely good comedy song writers xxxx0
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Oh boy! Deedee that's corking! - perupapumpum indeed! I shall be singing that all afternoon. DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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Oh what a fantastic thread you lot!!!
Thank you so much
I will also be singing perupapumpum all night :roll:
Anyone with the patience to write it that often deserves a round of applause
Toni xx0 -
PerumpapumpumChristine0
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Oh DD and Dee, those are real doozies!!0 -
Nice one Numpty
colinWHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE0
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