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New BUPA Programme

villiervillier Posts: 4,426
edited 15. Feb 2013, 09:02 in Community Chit-chat archive
You're a sick senior citizen and the
government says they are going to sell
your house to pay for your nursing care.
So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older
a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to
shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent
to prison..... where you will get three meals
a day, a roof over your head, central heating,
air conditioning and all the health care
you need!

Need new teeth? No problem.
Need glasses? Thats great.
Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart?
Theyre all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come
and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this?
Its the same government that just told
you that they cannot afford to pay for
your nursing care.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians
while you are at it.

Plus, because you are a prisoner you don't
have to pay income tax.

Is this a great country or what
Smile a while and while you smile
smile another smile and soon there
will be miles and miles of smiles
just because you smiled I wish your
day is full of Smiles

Comments

  • barbara12barbara12 Posts: 20,812
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Marie I always say we would be better in prison.....what a life eh...and never mind being locked in I dont get out much has it is... :roll: has for the bullets one would do ...but cant mention his name or I will be in trouble.... :shock: a clue he thought the war in Iraq was a good idea... :roll:
    Love
    Barbara
  • stickywicketstickywicket Posts: 25,977 ✭✭✭
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol:
    “There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong.” H.L. Mencken
  • frogmortonfrogmorton Posts: 25,804 ✭✭✭
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The oldies are always the best Marie

    Thank you for giving me a smile :D

    love

    Toni xxx
    Love

    Toni xxx
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