New BUPA Programme

You're a sick senior citizen and the
government says they are going to sell
your house to pay for your nursing care.
So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older
a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to
shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent
to prison..... where you will get three meals
a day, a roof over your head, central heating,
air conditioning and all the health care
you need!

Need new teeth? No problem.
Need glasses? Thats great.
Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart?
Theyre all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come
and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this?
Its the same government that just told
you that they cannot afford to pay for
your nursing care.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians
while you are at it.

Plus, because you are a prisoner you don't
have to pay income tax.

Is this a great country or what