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mig
mig Member Posts: 7,154
edited 21. Jun 2013, 23:42 in Community Chit-chat archive
So he decided he would have some cheese and crackers at supper time ,we had two new pieces of cheese one Red Leicester and one mature cheddar "which one shall I open" he asks "whichever one you fancy "says I "you pick one " says he " but your going to eat it "says I , so he ended up in a sulk and a strop with plain crackers ,because I didn't decide which one he wanted. WHY DO WE BOTHER. Mig

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  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    :lol:
    I bet if you'd chosen one, it would've been the wrong one anyway! :roll:
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,322
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Numptydumpty wrote:
    :lol:
    I bet if you'd chosen one, it would've been the wrong one anyway! :roll:


    Numpty is quite correct :roll:
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    It'll have to be his 'n hers cheeses, mig.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    :lol: I take it he was a bit 'cheesed' off mig :lol: xx
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    smile another smile and soon there
    will be miles and miles of smiles
    just because you smiled I wish your
    day is full of Smiles
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Ah. Yes. Silly Mr Mig but I guess we married ones do see this type of behaviour from time to time. The scene: DD's kitchen.

    Me: Do you want tea or coffee?

    Him: What are you having?

    Me: That's irrelevant, I can make both, I have the technology. (well, most of the time)

    Him: I'll have what you're having.


    Why? WHY? Just tell me what you want. His mum was the same. Do you want a drink, Mum? Yes please. What would you like? Whatever you're having. :roll: My mum, however, was different.

    Would you like a drink, Little Mum?

    Yes please, I would like a coffee, make sure it's strong with hot milk and at least two sugars. I'll have it in the little blue cup.

    She would then trot into the kitchen to supervise. Why? WHY? :lol:
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Talking of mothers-in-law, mine used to ask' "Would you like a cup of coffee?"

    "No thanks."

    "Tea?"

    "No thanks. I'm not thirsty."

    "Lemonade?"

    "No thanks. I'm really not thirsty."

    "Orange juice? Water? I think we have some sherry left?

    "I'll have a coffee please."
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • fowls48
    fowls48 Member Posts: 1,357
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    My Dad

    Would you like tea ,Yes Please , £1.00 :lol:
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,322
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    My Mum once made my Dad a cup of coffee and tea due to his indecision :shock:

    He never tried that again :wink:

    love

    Toni xxx
  • Boomer13
    Boomer13 Member Posts: 1,931
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Oh SW, you really described my mum perfectly!! It was always exhausting :lol:

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