Bestir yourselves ladies of the AC coven

mig

Dust off your cloaks and straighten your hats
Clean the cauldron and find the cat
Check your broom and get ready to fly
The witching time is nearly here.


New members welcome. Mig

barbara12

I have my cauldron and book of spells......
oooow

stickywicket

I'm dusting and cleaning and checking and brewing
The old AC coven will soon be a-stewing.

Well done, mig. I was thinking, fondly, of the coven a couple of days ago. Shredded mouse anyone?

Numptydumpty

My hat's in the loft, it has tears and rips,
My cauldron' s under the sink, catching drips,
My broom' s almost bald, but not quite,
My cloak must have shrunk, it's so tight :oops:
But don't you worry, don't you fret,
I've never missed a Hallows eve, well not yet!

stickywicket

Double double toil and trouble
Verses in and cauldron bubble.

villier

My spell book is bound
My cauldron is bubbling
It wont be long now
Till the coven is huddling



OK OK I know it is rubbish, brain fog has descended, I tried :oops: x

numptynora

I shall be giving the eye of newt dipped in hemlock to the little horrors that knock on my door!!!!

I hate Halloween, I'm a curmudgeonly old git

mig

There's a potion brewing that should keep the little dears away.
I have just googled no trick or treating posters and there are a lot out there or you can contact your local police force who have their own posters but I don't know if they actually do any good. Mig

Boomer13

OK now I know I'm in the right place, fellow curmudgeons. It's lights out early at my house. I know it's antisocial and I don't care.

dreamdaisy

I had forgotten about the coven - thank you for the timely reminder!

Eye of doc with leg of nurse
I have a newt in my little purse.
Thumb of mouse and ear of cat
I have a plan for all of that.
Armpit of goat plus
Sweat glands of frog
Can only lead to . . . . .

a new anti TNF.

stickywicket

Nice one, DD. Classic end line.

Eye of mole and toe of fish.
Toss them in and make a wish.

All arthritic hips and knees.
Lob them in the cauldron, please.

Knobbly fingers, knobbly toes.
Backs, necks, shoulders and elbows

Chuck 'em all into the pot
Let us stew the whole damned lot.

We will make a noxious brew
then we'll force-feed it to.....who?

(Your choice.)

bubbadog

anti-kid posters at the ready
the cauldron's scrubbed clean
It's that time of year for bubba's house to be mean!!

Boomer13

Worms in the cereal
Beetles in the flour

Soon it's to be the witches' hour
A dab of toad
A dib of fly,
Soon we will have that magic, I sigh.

Fly once a year, encircle the globe
Brooms all aquiver, us in our robes
Pull on your hats, people of AC coven

Soon bad bones will fly
released from their prison

Blood enriched with frogs, toads and blight
Fatigue will be gone at least for one night

Griselda's yell will call us all
to sip from the cauldron and so break the spell.

dreamdaisy

Snort of owl
And laugh of mole
I find myself
In a rather deep hole.

Crunch of snail
And sniff of cow
I find that I am
Not happy now.

So it's time to blend
And time to mix
Because I have
A curved cicatrix.

(But I won't tell you where!)

DD

LignumVitae

Applying warts and revving up the old broom stick

numptynora

I've printed out a poster telling them not to knock on my door....Politely of course!!


When is it??

mig

It's nearly time ,just a last few things to chuck in the cauldron. Mig

purpleowl

Do they pay any intention to notices!! One year I had 2 eggs smashed under the outside doormat. I didn't find the mess until a few weeks later by then it was too late and a new mat was needed! The neighbour had eggs thrown all over her conservatory roof. She came around and accused my boys!! I'm pretty sure it wasn't them but I've been shocked by a lot of things which I've been told now that they are older. So who knows!

However these days I think it's more of a fun thing!! :roll:

However I am not looking forward to tomorrow tonight, I too will shut up shop and cast a spell!

Trish xx

barbara12

Heres some last mim frogs Mig.. and a snail took me a while to catch this one...not long now.

Boomer13

Working on my "no fireworks" spell. They're so hard on the animals; many get lost running in panic. Locking the place down while I work the spell. Have some slugs, insects, bat-wings to add to the brew.

mig

Am currently working on a common sense spell . Mig

dreamdaisy

Good luck with it my lovely, that is a venture into the dark side and no mistake. DD

barbara12

common sense spell..let me know if you find it ...and does it work on men :roll:

mig

Men are easy to fix something which get the stuffing knocked out of it aren't ,me cauldrons off the boil now something's very wrong in AC land. Mig

mig

Have emptied the cauldron and washed it out,it's under the sink in the cafe. Mig

Boomer13

Since you've put it away, now what do I do with all the leftover ingredients...

My spell was a flop...