Bestir yourselves ladies of the AC coven

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mig
mig Member Posts: 7,154
edited 4. Nov 2013, 12:10 in Community Chit-chat archive
Dust off your cloaks and straighten your hats
Clean the cauldron and find the cat
Check your broom and get ready to fly
The witching time is nearly here.


New members welcome. Mig
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  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I have my cauldron and book of spells......
    p040.gif oooow
    Love
    Barbara
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,731
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I'm dusting and cleaning and checking and brewing
    The old AC coven will soon be a-stewing.

    Well done, mig. I was thinking, fondly, of the coven a couple of days ago. Shredded mouse anyone?
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    My hat's in the loft, it has tears and rips,
    My cauldron' s under the sink, catching drips,
    My broom' s almost bald, but not quite,
    My cloak must have shrunk, it's so tight :oops:
    But don't you worry, don't you fret,
    I've never missed a Hallows eve, well not yet!
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,731
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Double double toil and trouble
    Verses in and cauldron bubble.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    My spell book is bound
    My cauldron is bubbling
    It wont be long now
    Till the coven is huddling



    OK OK I know it is rubbish, brain fog has descended, I tried :oops: :lol: x
    Smile a while and while you smile
    smile another smile and soon there
    will be miles and miles of smiles
    just because you smiled I wish your
    day is full of Smiles
  • numptynora
    numptynora Member Posts: 782
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I shall be giving the eye of newt dipped in hemlock to the little horrors that knock on my door!!!!

    I hate Halloween, I'm a curmudgeonly old git
    Numps x
    Pets come into our lives, and then leave paw-prints on our hearts.
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    There's a potion brewing that should keep the little dears away.
    I have just googled no trick or treating posters and there are a lot out there or you can contact your local police force who have their own posters but I don't know if they actually do any good. Mig
  • Boomer13
    Boomer13 Member Posts: 1,931
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    OK now I know I'm in the right place, fellow curmudgeons. It's lights out early at my house. I know it's antisocial and I don't care.
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I had forgotten about the coven - thank you for the timely reminder!

    Eye of doc with leg of nurse
    I have a newt in my little purse.
    Thumb of mouse and ear of cat
    I have a plan for all of that.
    Armpit of goat plus
    Sweat glands of frog
    Can only lead to . . . . .

    a new anti TNF.
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,731
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    :lol::lol::lol: Nice one, DD. Classic end line.

    Eye of mole and toe of fish.
    Toss them in and make a wish.

    All arthritic hips and knees.
    Lob them in the cauldron, please.

    Knobbly fingers, knobbly toes.
    Backs, necks, shoulders and elbows

    Chuck 'em all into the pot
    Let us stew the whole damned lot.

    We will make a noxious brew
    then we'll force-feed it to.....who?

    (Your choice.)
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • bubbadog
    bubbadog Member Posts: 5,544
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    anti-kid posters at the ready
    the cauldron's scrubbed clean
    It's that time of year for bubba's house to be mean!! :mrgreen::mrgreen:
  • Boomer13
    Boomer13 Member Posts: 1,931
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Worms in the cereal
    Beetles in the flour

    Soon it's to be the witches' hour
    A dab of toad
    A dib of fly,
    Soon we will have that magic, I sigh.

    Fly once a year, encircle the globe
    Brooms all aquiver, us in our robes
    Pull on your hats, people of AC coven

    Soon bad bones will fly
    released from their prison

    Blood enriched with frogs, toads and blight
    Fatigue will be gone at least for one night

    Griselda's yell will call us all
    to sip from the cauldron and so break the spell.
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Snort of owl
    And laugh of mole
    I find myself
    In a rather deep hole.

    Crunch of snail
    And sniff of cow
    I find that I am
    Not happy now.

    So it's time to blend
    And time to mix
    Because I have
    A curved cicatrix.

    (But I won't tell you where!) :wink:

    DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • LignumVitae
    LignumVitae Member Posts: 1,972
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Applying warts and revving up the old broom stick
    Hey little fighter, things will get brighter
  • numptynora
    numptynora Member Posts: 782
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I've printed out a poster telling them not to knock on my door....Politely of course!!


    When is it??
    Numps x
    Pets come into our lives, and then leave paw-prints on our hearts.
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    It's nearly time ,just a last few things to chuck in the cauldron. Mig
  • purpleowl
    purpleowl Member Posts: 231
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Do they pay any intention to notices!! One year I had 2 eggs smashed under the outside doormat. I didn't find the mess until a few weeks later by then it was too late and a new mat was needed! The neighbour had eggs thrown all over her conservatory roof. She came around and accused my boys!! I'm pretty sure it wasn't them but I've been shocked by a lot of things which I've been told now that they are older. So who knows!

    However these days I think it's more of a fun thing!! :roll:

    However I am not looking forward to tomorrow tonight, I too will shut up shop and cast a spell! :lol:

    Trish xx
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Heres some last mim frogs Mig.. r015.gif and a snail o045.gif took me a while to catch this one...not long now. c035.gif
    Love
    Barbara
  • Boomer13
    Boomer13 Member Posts: 1,931
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Working on my "no fireworks" spell. They're so hard on the animals; many get lost running in panic. Locking the place down while I work the spell. Have some slugs, insects, bat-wings to add to the brew.
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Am currently working on a common sense spell . Mig
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Good luck with it my lovely, that is a venture into the dark side and no mistake. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    common sense spell..let me know if you find it ...and does it work on men :roll:
    Love
    Barbara
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Men are easy to fix something which get the stuffing knocked out of it aren't ,me cauldrons off the boil now something's very wrong in AC land. Mig
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Have emptied the cauldron and washed it out,it's under the sink in the cafe. Mig
  • Boomer13
    Boomer13 Member Posts: 1,931
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Since you've put it away, now what do I do with all the leftover ingredients...

    My spell was a flop...