Bestir yourselves ladies of the AC coven
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Obvious innit
You dry them out on the end of the broomstick (a few short flights should do the trick), get your pestle and mortar, grind them to a fine powder and then flog it to the nearest snake oil salesman as a new cure for arthritis. Remember it's vital not to mention any specific kind of arthritis because that way all the poor, unsuspecting clods of earth, of any arthritic persuasion, will invest their hopes, not to mention their hard-earned cash, in it. Oh, and please write me a cheque for a substantial amount for that advice
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright0 -
Have you seen the new channel advert on sky? It's called 'lifetime' and it has a programme called 'The Witches of the East End' watched the pilot 'on Demand' it was pretty good! Maybe you ladies (witches!) will enjoy it? :? Lifetime Channel starts this evening.0
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Sticky, you did make me laugh, thank you. Cheques on it's way via an automated broomstick.....0
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Oh Anna, you know these new-fangled automated ones are not to be trusted. What's the betting that cheque never reaches meIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright0 -
Not to be trusted???? But it's brand new with all the latest gee-gaws and an onboard GPS system. I paid a lot in dried frogs' toenails & bat wings for it.......0
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