Husbands who'd have em !

mig
mig Member Posts: 7,150
edited 29. Apr 2014, 11:07 in Community Chit-chat archive
On the back of our kitchen door the one from the kitchen to the dinning room are two hooks one holds aprons the other holds a large shopping bag with the smaller bags folded in it and it's been there for years,so he makes a cuppa and is coming thru with it pushes the door which swings back hits him and he spills the tea all over the carpet which is beige so he had to clean it up there was a pause within he expected me to clean it up,no way mate ,so he has now decided WE must find somewhere else to keep the bags,why am I posting this well if I don't get it off my chest he just might find the tea chucked over him when it's cooled down of course.Mig

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  • ichabod6
    ichabod6 Member Posts: 963
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    You sound just like my bride.
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 26,680
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :roll:

    That 'pause'!!!!!!!!!

    They all do it :lol:
    Love

    Toni xxx
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,253
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I'm not quite sure you've got the hang of married life yet, mig.

    1. If it goes wrong it's your fault, not his.
    2. When the kids do something brilliant they are his kids. When they behave like idiots they are, at best our kids but probably just yours.

    I suggest you insist that he decides the best new place for the bags. Preferably it will be inaccessible to you so he'll have to stir himself every time you need one. Pretty soon he'll be hanging them on the door again.

    Frog - brilliantly laconic, as ever :lol:
    "The deeper sorrow carves into your being the more joy you can contain." Kahlil Gibran
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,094
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Mig I'm with Toni the pause.. they practice it or does it come natural to the male species..I can just see you with your arms folded... :lol: yes let him pick were you put the bags.... :shock: no not there... :roll:
    Love
    Barbara
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,253
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    barbara12 wrote:
    .I can just see you with your arms folded...

    Don't forget the rolling pin, Barbara :wink:
    "The deeper sorrow carves into your being the more joy you can contain." Kahlil Gibran
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    frogmorton wrote:
    :roll:

    That 'pause'!!!!!!!!!

    They all do it :lol:

    I managed to knock my Sons plate onto the floor, which happened to have large amounts of tomato ketchup still on it (why do the smother their plates in so much sauce when they know they won't be eating it)? and of course it landed sauce side down onto a beige carpet.

    We had a slight pause.....

    Elizabeth x
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • mike26
    mike26 Member Posts: 416
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Dont do it mig please (chuck tea )
    it was a beige carpet after all, perhaps you can put all plastic bags in cubard
    so it dosnt come into contact with his holyness :o
    ah dear what would you ladies do with out us :? (please dont answer this)
    the next cuppa his holyness makes will be like necktar :lol:
    best wishes mike26..(a tea drinker) :lol:
  • bubbadog
    bubbadog Member Posts: 5,544
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh mig! Like you we have a cream/beige carpet, which has seen many an accident! We have a vax carpet cleaner to try and save the poor carpet. We really need new carpet because of when poor Beauty was ill near the end of his life and kept having accidents. But at the moment it's not worth it because we have 2 carpet munchers who use the carpet as a claw sharpener. We are currently training them to use the giant cat tree but their at the stage of ignoring their mommy & daddy!!
  • ichabod6
    ichabod6 Member Posts: 963
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hello sw,

    You are obviously married to a Lancashire lad, you lucky lady.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,253
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol:
    I often ponder on how lucky I am to be married to a pie-eater.
    "The deeper sorrow carves into your being the more joy you can contain." Kahlil Gibran
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    My household being sole occupancy.....................I can hang my bags any where I wish :lol: psychology mig :D xx
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    smile another smile and soon there
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    just because you smiled I wish your
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  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,150
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    He hasn't come up with another place to put the bags yet till he does they are on the kitchen door,methinks that's where they'll stay. Mig