Husbands who'd have em !

mig

On the back of our kitchen door the one from the kitchen to the dinning room are two hooks one holds aprons the other holds a large shopping bag with the smaller bags folded in it and it's been there for years,so he makes a cuppa and is coming thru with it pushes the door which swings back hits him and he spills the tea all over the carpet which is beige so he had to clean it up there was a pause within he expected me to clean it up,no way mate ,so he has now decided WE must find somewhere else to keep the bags,why am I posting this well if I don't get it off my chest he just might find the tea chucked over him when it's cooled down of course.Mig

ichabod6

You sound just like my bride.

frogmorton

:roll:

That 'pause'!!!!!!!!!

They all do it

stickywicket

I'm not quite sure you've got the hang of married life yet, mig.

1. If it goes wrong it's your fault, not his.
2. When the kids do something brilliant they are his kids. When they behave like idiots they are, at best our kids but probably just yours.

I suggest you insist that he decides the best new place for the bags. Preferably it will be inaccessible to you so he'll have to stir himself every time you need one. Pretty soon he'll be hanging them on the door again.

Frog - brilliantly laconic, as ever

barbara12

Mig I'm with Toni the pause.. they practice it or does it come natural to the male species..I can just see you with your arms folded... yes let him pick were you put the bags.... :shock: no not there... :roll:

stickywicket

barbara12 wrote:

.I can just see you with your arms folded...

Don't forget the rolling pin, Barbara

tkachev

frogmorton wrote:

:roll:

That 'pause'!!!!!!!!!

They all do it

I managed to knock my Sons plate onto the floor, which happened to have large amounts of tomato ketchup still on it (why do the smother their plates in so much sauce when they know they won't be eating it)? and of course it landed sauce side down onto a beige carpet.

We had a slight pause.....

Elizabeth x

mike26

Dont do it mig please (chuck tea )
it was a beige carpet after all, perhaps you can put all plastic bags in cubard
so it dosnt come into contact with his holyness
ah dear what would you ladies do with out us :? (please dont answer this)
the next cuppa his holyness makes will be like necktar
best wishes mike26..(a tea drinker)

bubbadog

Oh mig! Like you we have a cream/beige carpet, which has seen many an accident! We have a vax carpet cleaner to try and save the poor carpet. We really need new carpet because of when poor Beauty was ill near the end of his life and kept having accidents. But at the moment it's not worth it because we have 2 carpet munchers who use the carpet as a claw sharpener. We are currently training them to use the giant cat tree but their at the stage of ignoring their mommy & daddy!!

ichabod6

Hello sw,

You are obviously married to a Lancashire lad, you lucky lady.

stickywicket

I often ponder on how lucky I am to be married to a pie-eater.

villier

My household being sole occupancy.....................I can hang my bags any where I wish psychology mig xx

mig

He hasn't come up with another place to put the bags yet till he does they are on the kitchen door,methinks that's where they'll stay. Mig