National Naked Gardening Day
knuckleduster
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I had to laugh
when I heard on the radio this morning that tomorrow (Saturday) is National Naked Gardening Day. I rang my neighbour to assure her that it would be safe for her to look out of her window as I had forbidden my husband to take part. I'm not getting my bits out either, not for nobody :oops: .
Janet xx

Janet xx
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:shock:
8) :oops:
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Janet I am fuming I missed this..I would love to romp in my garden and give my neighbours a shock..sorry its my age.... :oops:0
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Maybe it's just as well I am not allowed to do any gardening at present, might frighten the neighbour's children!0
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Nooooooo! :shock:0
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Funny story about that. One day I happened to overhear my mother say to my father in the vegetable garden "whatever you do, don't touch your penis". Wondering what on earth she was talking about, I asked. Apparently, after harvesting an unusually large crop of green and red peppers from the garden, my Dad ran inside to go to the bathroom. Well, we know that men have to touch there penis to hold it and aim when they go. My mother heard screaming and a howling from my father in the bathroom. She came running, thinking he was dying or something horrible. My dad had not washed his hands after handling the peppers, before going to the bathroom, so needless to say his penis was ON FIRE! So there was my mother applying yogurt onto my Dad's penis while he was howling like a banshee. I could write a book about my father!!
Moral of the story: What ever you do don't touch your penis! especially when gardening naked!0 -
Well I spent all day looking out nobody did any naked gardening. Mig0
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So did I Mig..we have two fit young men moved in next door but one..0
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My first thought, the neighbours might see me :shock:
My second thought, I might see them
That thought will take a good while to erase.. (shudders)0 -
This made me laugh, sorry I missed it all on saturday,0
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mig wrote:Well I spent all day looking out nobody did any naked gardening. Mig
Oh mig, what are you like0 -
Wow, I wish we had a day like this is in the States. There probably would be some laws about where you are able to garden though0
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