The Cauldron

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  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    15365530960_9ec590d366_m.jpg Get ready to start brewing.
    DO NOT THROW ANY TRIPE IN UNLESS IT CAN MOVE ON ITS OWN !
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,712
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    :shock: If it can move on its own it's probably still inside the cow. Do we chuck Buttercup in?
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
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    Yep in she goes I've conjured a shrinking spell.
  • Boomer13
    Boomer13 Member Posts: 1,931
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    have green tripe, rotting slugs, decaying chicken feet. All of which match my mood. :mrgreen:

    Don't forget the ergot this year witches/warlocks!
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
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    Hubble bubble toil and trouble.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,712
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    Mig, I'd recognise you anywhere :wink:
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • toady
    toady Member Posts: 2,124
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I have some limp & unlovely cabbage greens, and I could chuck in a small tin of cat food - 'tuna with a squid garnish' - that I once unwittiingly bought and never gave my cat because it was just so.. :shock: :shock: I never got up the nerve to open it. A tentacle dangling over the edge of the cauldron might add a certain something..

    (I'd offer Daisycat first dibs on it but it's even older than the xmas pudding. :lol: )



    Looking forward to the off. :D
  • Boomer13
    Boomer13 Member Posts: 1,931
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    I'm cleaning my fridge tomorrow :mrgreen: There are some unknown and unrecognisable things in there. In fact, my fridge may be the cauldron......
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
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    A grumpy old man.
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
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    Casting a spell.
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
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    15044519124_6c3f9bc665_m.jpg

    IT WORKED
  • Boomer13
    Boomer13 Member Posts: 1,931
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    :lol::lol:
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,712
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    I suppose by now you'll have leapt onto his horse and galloped off into the sunset together.

    (Where's the 'wistful' icon when you need it?)
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
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    Leapt? LEAPT? :shock: I know she's doing OK with the humira but this is an arthritis forum. :| Leaping is so not allowed but with such a transformation I guess it could happen. :wink:

    May I chuck in my new meth pens? I haven't used one but I seriously don't like the look of 'em. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
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    And also luz in today's warm weather - it's all wrong. :x DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
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    There is an awful smell rising from the cauldron,think it was the tripe that did it. Mig
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,712
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    :shock: Shhh! Don't tell anyone.

    Right, then. Are we all ready for tonight's Tripe or Treating? I've swept up all the leaves and berries that keep getting swept and trodden into the house along with the odd slug and bits of worms. Bunged 'em in. We're going to have a delicious broth. How long has it been brewing now? Several weeks, methinks. Maybe we should give it a stir.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Boomer13
    Boomer13 Member Posts: 1,931
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    mig wrote:

    IT WORKED
    .........But he's not lycra-clad, are you sure you used the right spell?
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
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    But it's Mr Darcy,Mr Darcy can wear whatever he likes. :oops: Mig
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
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    Or whatever he doesn't like :oops: xx
    Smile a while and while you smile
    smile another smile and soon there
    will be miles and miles of smiles
    just because you smiled I wish your
    day is full of Smiles
  • applerose
    applerose Member Posts: 3,621
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Oh Villier, I've gone all hot and bothered. :oops:
    Christine
  • toady
    toady Member Posts: 2,124
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    Happy stirring everyone :D mind what you are casting in my direction, I might turn into a human being, and that would never do - nasty things. :wink:
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,712
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    Better not let Mr Darcy come near you then, Toady. Not that there's much chance with Mig clinging to him like a limpet.

    I think there's a shade too much sugar in the cauldron.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Thers not much left in the cauldron do i clean it or leave it to mature for next year ?
    You will never guess what happened to Mr Darcy. Mig
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,712
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    Oh yes I can. I assume he was the poor chap in shredded lycra carrying a bag of fruit in one hand and a tripe sandwich in the other :wink:
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
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