The Cauldron

mig

So it's nearly that time again and the cauldron has pea and ham soup in it please come and dip your mugs in so we can get it scrubbed hold that just leave it ,it will be a good base for what ever we brew. :roll: Mig

stickywicket

Pea and ham? That doesn't sound right. Is there a shortage of eyes of newt and toes of frogs? There must be some roadkill around somewhere.

Right, I shall dig out my broomstick and revise my spell-making techniques. Better take cover, everyone. Who knows what will happen?

(Exits stage left, cackling.)

barbara12

Im all ready will go and look for road kill...

stickywicket

Blimey, Barbara, you don't look a bit how I imagined you

barbara12

I feel a bit off colour today

toady

For some reason I feel a little nervous :?

mig

Oh so you should with a name like Toady 8) Mig

barbara12

Oh so you should with a name like Toady 8) Mig if we cant find any road kill then Toady it is...unless you can come up with a spell ..sorry Toady no hard feelings..

stickywicket

Toady, I think you should be Queen of the Coven.

I've not collected any roadkill yet but I can chuck into the cauldron far too much household dust plus the chipped paint that Mr SW has sanded off and left on the floor. I shall examine my fridge later. There's bound to be plenty of lethal stuff in there.

Boomer13

I have earwigs, worms and spiders.....I'm relieved about the scrubbing

Numptydumpty

Boomer13 wrote:

I have earwigs, worms and spiders.....I'm relieved about the scrubbing

Boomer, I'm sure you can get a tablet for that!

toady

A contribution from my cupboard



Well it's certainly matured now

mig

Got any custard ? Mig

stickywicket

Shouldn't it be bat's blood :?

Boomer13

Right, scrubbing tablets, I forgot.

I have witches' weeds and thorn apples for the pot this year. Going to be a good brewwwww.

frogmorton

Daisycat has brought some contributions too.....

chewed spider's legs (size large :shock: )
small mouse
and a slug stuck to her tail....nice :?

applerose

I'll check my fridge when I get home. I think I threw out any perishables but,if there's anything left, it should be good and mouldy after a week. And I occasionally get the odd slug wandering through the kitchen so I'll throw them in too.

toady

frogmorton wrote:

Daisycat has brought some contributions too.....

chewed spider's legs (size large :shock: )
small mouse
and a slug stuck to her tail....nice :?

Ew!!! As a kitty person I am all too familiar with the above. I wish you hadn't qualified the spider's legs as to size, I am shuddering with memories of 'those' sort.. horrid twiggy things!! Perfect for the cauldron though! Well done Daisycat, what an ideal 'familiar' for the coven.

stickywicket

I think I'd rather have the spider's (partial) legs than the slug.

All great for the pot though.

I'll chuck in what's left of my son's magnificently - but prematurely - carved pumpkin. The squirrels found it and enjoyed it

Boomer13

We have some spectacular mushrooms for the caldron, even some spooky green ones.

Rats, rats & more rats......one of the joys of rural life. How many would we like? I'm sure I can fill the caldron.....We are infested this year. The only positive is that they have brought an owl, and he or she sits and hoots and literally howls at night outside my bedroom window.

mig

Witches garthering all invited,fancy dress optional.

dreamdaisy

Toady, what a magnificent example of larder laziness! Last night we made significant progress through a jar of tartare sauce until Mr DD spotted the date: Best Before September 2013. I thought it said 2014. :oops: (Note to self, wear your specs more often.) Anyway, so far so good gut-wise but I'll luz it in the pot, just to be on the safe side. DD

stickywicket

Tripe

dreamdaisy

Make sure that tripe is from our overflowing reject bin. DD

stickywicket

:shock: We have a reject bin Oh dear :oops:

dreamdaisy

Of course we don't, I am trying to convey that our tripe is a quality product. DD