The Cauldron

mig
mig Member Posts: 7,152
edited 1. Nov 2014, 08:53 in Community Chit-chat archive
So it's nearly that time again and the cauldron has pea and ham soup in it please come and dip your mugs in so we can get it scrubbed hold that just leave it ,it will be a good base for what ever we brew. :roll: Mig
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  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,413
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Pea and ham? That doesn't sound right. Is there a shortage of eyes of newt and toes of frogs? There must be some roadkill around somewhere.

    Right, I shall dig out my broomstick and revise my spell-making techniques. Better take cover, everyone. Who knows what will happen?

    (Exits stage left, cackling.)
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,280
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    halloween.gif Im all ready will go and look for road kill...
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,413
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Blimey, Barbara, you don't look a bit how I imagined you :wink:
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,280
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I feel a bit off colour today :lol:
  • toady
    toady Member Posts: 1,632
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    For some reason I feel a little nervous :?
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,152
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh so you should with a name like Toady 8) Mig
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,280
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh so you should with a name like Toady 8) Mig :lol::lol: if we cant find any road kill then Toady it is...unless you can come up with a spell ..sorry Toady no hard feelings.. :lol:
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,413
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Toady, I think you should be Queen of the Coven.

    I've not collected any roadkill yet but I can chuck into the cauldron far too much household dust plus the chipped paint that Mr SW has sanded off and left on the floor. I shall examine my fridge later. There's bound to be plenty of lethal stuff in there.
  • Boomer13
    Boomer13 Member Posts: 1,931
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I have earwigs, worms and spiders.....I'm relieved about the scrubbing :)
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Boomer13 wrote:
    I have earwigs, worms and spiders.....I'm relieved about the scrubbing :)

    Boomer, I'm sure you can get a tablet for that! :o:lol:
  • toady
    toady Member Posts: 1,632
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    A contribution from my cupboard :lol:

    pud2010_zps820f7b5d.jpg

    Well it's certainly matured now :lol:
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,152
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Got any custard ? Mig
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,413
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Shouldn't it be bat's blood :?
  • Boomer13
    Boomer13 Member Posts: 1,931
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Right, scrubbing tablets, I forgot.

    I have witches' weeds and thorn apples for the pot this year. Going to be a good brewwwww.
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 28,487
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    p040.gif

    Daisycat has brought some contributions too.....

    chewed spider's legs (size large :shock: )
    small mouse
    and a slug stuck to her tail....nice :?
  • applerose
    applerose Member Posts: 3,621
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I'll check my fridge when I get home. I think I threw out any perishables but,if there's anything left, it should be good and mouldy after a week. And I occasionally get the odd slug wandering through the kitchen so I'll throw them in too.
  • toady
    toady Member Posts: 1,632
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    frogmorton wrote:
    Daisycat has brought some contributions too.....

    chewed spider's legs (size large :shock: )
    small mouse
    and a slug stuck to her tail....nice :?

    Ew!!! As a kitty person I am all too familiar with the above. I wish you hadn't qualified the spider's legs as to size, I am shuddering with memories of 'those' sort.. horrid twiggy things!! Perfect for the cauldron though! Well done Daisycat, what an ideal 'familiar' for the coven. :D
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,413
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I think I'd rather have the spider's (partial) legs than the slug.

    All great for the pot though.

    I'll chuck in what's left of my son's magnificently - but prematurely - carved pumpkin. The squirrels found it and enjoyed it :lol:
  • Boomer13
    Boomer13 Member Posts: 1,931
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    We have some spectacular mushrooms for the caldron, even some spooky green ones.

    Rats, rats & more rats......one of the joys of rural life. How many would we like? I'm sure I can fill the caldron.....We are infested this year. The only positive is that they have brought an owl, and he or she sits and hoots and literally howls at night outside my bedroom window.
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,152
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    15351026230_1821a9abeb_m.jpgWitches garthering all invited,fancy dress optional.
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Toady, what a magnificent example of larder laziness! :lol: Last night we made significant progress through a jar of tartare sauce until Mr DD spotted the date: Best Before September 2013. I thought it said 2014. :oops: (Note to self, wear your specs more often.) Anyway, so far so good gut-wise but I'll luz it in the pot, just to be on the safe side. DD
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,413
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Tripe :wink:
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Make sure that tripe is from our overflowing reject bin. DD
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,413
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :shock: We have a reject bin :o Oh dear :oops:
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Of course we don't, I am trying to convey that our tripe is a quality product. :wink: DD
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