The Cauldron
mig
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So it's nearly that time again and the cauldron has pea and ham soup in it please come and dip your mugs in so we can get it scrubbed hold that just leave it ,it will be a good base for what ever we brew. :roll: Mig
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Pea and ham? That doesn't sound right. Is there a shortage of eyes of newt and toes of frogs? There must be some roadkill around somewhere.
Right, I shall dig out my broomstick and revise my spell-making techniques. Better take cover, everyone. Who knows what will happen?
(Exits stage left, cackling.)If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Blimey, Barbara, you don't look a bit how I imagined youIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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I feel a bit off colour todayLove
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For some reason I feel a little nervous :?0
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Oh so you should with a name like Toady 8) Mig0
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Oh so you should with a name like Toady 8) Mig if we cant find any road kill then Toady it is...unless you can come up with a spell ..sorry Toady no hard feelings..Love
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Toady, I think you should be Queen of the Coven.
I've not collected any roadkill yet but I can chuck into the cauldron far too much household dust plus the chipped paint that Mr SW has sanded off and left on the floor. I shall examine my fridge later. There's bound to be plenty of lethal stuff in there.If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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I have earwigs, worms and spiders.....I'm relieved about the scrubbing0
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Boomer13 wrote:I have earwigs, worms and spiders.....I'm relieved about the scrubbing
Boomer, I'm sure you can get a tablet for that!0 -
A contribution from my cupboard
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Got any custard ? Mig0
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Shouldn't it be bat's blood :?If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Right, scrubbing tablets, I forgot.
I have witches' weeds and thorn apples for the pot this year. Going to be a good brewwwww.0 -
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I'll check my fridge when I get home. I think I threw out any perishables but,if there's anything left, it should be good and mouldy after a week. And I occasionally get the odd slug wandering through the kitchen so I'll throw them in too.Christine0
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frogmorton wrote:Daisycat has brought some contributions too.....
chewed spider's legs (size large :shock: )
small mouse
and a slug stuck to her tail....nice :?
Ew!!! As a kitty person I am all too familiar with the above. I wish you hadn't qualified the spider's legs as to size, I am shuddering with memories of 'those' sort.. horrid twiggy things!! Perfect for the cauldron though! Well done Daisycat, what an ideal 'familiar' for the coven.0 -
I think I'd rather have the spider's (partial) legs than the slug.
All great for the pot though.
I'll chuck in what's left of my son's magnificently - but prematurely - carved pumpkin. The squirrels found it and enjoyed itIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright0 -
We have some spectacular mushrooms for the caldron, even some spooky green ones.
Rats, rats & more rats......one of the joys of rural life. How many would we like? I'm sure I can fill the caldron.....We are infested this year. The only positive is that they have brought an owl, and he or she sits and hoots and literally howls at night outside my bedroom window.0 -
Witches garthering all invited,fancy dress optional.0
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Toady, what a magnificent example of larder laziness! Last night we made significant progress through a jar of tartare sauce until Mr DD spotted the date: Best Before September 2013. I thought it said 2014. :oops: (Note to self, wear your specs more often.) Anyway, so far so good gut-wise but I'll luz it in the pot, just to be on the safe side. DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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TripeIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright0 -
Make sure that tripe is from our overflowing reject bin. DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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:shock: We have a reject bin Oh dear :oops:If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Of course we don't, I am trying to convey that our tripe is a quality product. DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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