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Slosh
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As a teacher one of the most important skills is being able to keep a straight face at times. This is why.
I was doing an assessment this afternoon on a pupil with special needs
Me: What is a dinosaur?
Pupil: A dinosaur is an animal that was around in 1998 but I'm not sure of the exact date.
I was doing an assessment this afternoon on a pupil with special needs
Me: What is a dinosaur?
Pupil: A dinosaur is an animal that was around in 1998 but I'm not sure of the exact date.
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Second best quote from a year 6 girl.
"She just called me Madonna. I'm not an old creaky popstar"0 -
Kids - don't you just love 'em!!0 -
Oh Slosh, that takes me back! I would love to post my favourite real-life quote but the forum rules forbid: it came from a 7 year old boy in my class of mixed 6 - 7 years old, uttered in St Saviours, Knightsbridge, on a Monday morning as the vicar was wandering down the aisle to 'do' our weekly church service for the whole school.
My favourite written howler is 'Russians use a Acrylic alphabet.' One of my former pupils called apostrophes 'sky commas' - isn't that a lovely phrase? DD0 -
And I thought dinosaurs were extinct0
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blimey that does make em feel old..I'm from the 1950s
I remember a program that used to have children answering questions, it was brilliant to listen to them
..bet you get some laughs..
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