Turkey sandwich

Airwave!
Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471
edited 2. Jan 2016, 18:24 in Community Chit-chat archive
I love turkey sandwiches and a certain level of moaning will get me one. Lo and behold one was produced for me, I asked for some ham in, just to complement the turkey. Swmbo took the sandwich, put ham in and took the turkey out (there was a suggestion that I would like to wear it.......).

Confused gentleman. :candycane:

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  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    with or without mayo ?
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Had SWMBO spent most of the festive season at the stove feeding the family? If so I can understand that response :wink: . I'm not a great one for sandwiches but if I want one I make it, arthritis notwithstanding, so it turns out as I want.

    Scrub the mayo, piccalilli all the way! DD

    PS Excellent use of complement there Airwave! - so refreshing to see it used correctly.
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I know we shouldn't really hand out medical advice, Airwave, but, in the interests of saving you a trip to A&E...

    1. Take two slices of bread.

    2. Take turkey and ham from fridge and cut enough of both to fill sandwich.

    3. Apply whatever you desire to the bread.

    4. Insert meat.

    5. Eat.

    It really is so simple even a bloke can manage it :wink::lol:
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  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ooh Airwave..you are treading a fine line there..I take it her indoors didn't get a nice present..or maybe she would have left the turkey in... :lol:
    Love
    Barbara
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Swmbo had an easy pleasant Xmas, daughter did the cooking, the kitchen is off limits to us mere mortals (men) unless she is busy, at work etc or its 7am and she needs tea, I know where my place is!

    Mayo with turkey....nah although picklelily could be interesting? Branson pickle is my staple.


    Now the next big question in life, who gets the tap end? :candycane:
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,032
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Now the next big question in life, who gets the tap end? :candycane:[/quote]

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  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Airwave, I take back all my former sarcasm. If you can still manage two-in-a-bath you have my deepest respect. It's all I can do to get one in and out these days.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Well the end was not happy, thinking that there was some turkey left in the fridge I asked again but it had gone off, so I will have to wait until next year!





    Re: the bath, I never said I could get out of it again.........



    It's a grin, honest :xmas_cool:

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