as useless as.........?

carol101
carol101 Member Posts: 584
edited 8. Nov 2009, 14:03 in Community Chit-chat archive
Come on guys, how many 'as useless as.....' sayings can you come up with?

Let's see if i can start us off

1. As useless as a chocolate teapot

2. As useless as a chocolate fire guard

3. As useless as a pair of glasses on a man with one ear

4. As useless as an ash tray on a motor bike

5. As useless as a one armed juggler

6. As useless as a windshield wiper on a submarine

7. As useless as a one legged man in a butt kicking competition



Oh i'm done, over to you guys


Carol X

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Comments

  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    As useless as t#@'s on a bull
  • debbierose
    debbierose Member Posts: 403
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    as useless as a freezer in iceland
  • lindalegs
    lindalegs Member Posts: 5,399
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    As useless as me :shock: :shock:

    Luv Legs :lol::lol::lol:
    Love, Legs x
    'Make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing'
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    As useless as Gordon Brown :?: :?:

    Joan
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  • page35
    page35 Member Posts: 1,081
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Linda you are no way useless,
    you have been very useful to me :D
    page

    cant think of anything useless at mo :roll:
  • page35
    page35 Member Posts: 1,081
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    thought of one
    as useless as a glass hammer
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    .......useless as a knitted bucket.....

    Annie
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    as useless as a porthole on a submarine
  • carol101
    carol101 Member Posts: 584
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    As useless as a man in a nuns convent :oops:
  • minky67
    minky67 Member Posts: 2,328
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    as useless as a dog that dont bark
    as useless as a painkiller that doesnt kill pain
    as useless as my OH(not really but stepson is)
    as useless as me 1st thing in the morning
    as uselss s a bath with no plug
    debs
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    as usless as no ink
    as usless as lap top with virus
    as usless as size 12 trousers (to me lol)
    val
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    As useless as Gordon Brown, Hmm come to think of it as useless as an MP will do.
  • c4thyg
    c4thyg Member Posts: 542
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    As useless as an inflatable dart board.

    By the way, my hubby can juggle one handed!

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