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    carol101
    carol101 Member Posts: 584
    edited 8. Nov 2009, 14:03 in Community Chit-chat archive
    Come on guys, how many 'as useless as.....' sayings can you come up with?

    Let's see if i can start us off

    1. As useless as a chocolate teapot

    2. As useless as a chocolate fire guard

    3. As useless as a pair of glasses on a man with one ear

    4. As useless as an ash tray on a motor bike

    5. As useless as a one armed juggler

    6. As useless as a windshield wiper on a submarine

    7. As useless as a one legged man in a butt kicking competition



    Oh i'm done, over to you guys


    Carol X

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    • mellman01
      mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      As useless as t#@'s on a bull
    • debbierose
      debbierose Member Posts: 403
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      as useless as a freezer in iceland
    • lindalegs
      lindalegs Member Posts: 5,399
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      As useless as me :shock: :shock:

      Luv Legs :lol::lol::lol:
      Love, Legs x
      'Make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing'
    • joanlawson
      joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      As useless as Gordon Brown :?: :?:

      Joan
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    • page35
      page35 Member Posts: 1,081
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      Linda you are no way useless,
      you have been very useful to me :D
      page

      cant think of anything useless at mo :roll:
    • page35
      page35 Member Posts: 1,081
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      thought of one
      as useless as a glass hammer
    • annie_mial
      annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      .......useless as a knitted bucket.....

      Annie
    • mellman01
      mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      as useless as a porthole on a submarine
    • carol101
      carol101 Member Posts: 584
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      As useless as a man in a nuns convent :oops:
    • minky67
      minky67 Member Posts: 2,328
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      as useless as a dog that dont bark
      as useless as a painkiller that doesnt kill pain
      as useless as my OH(not really but stepson is)
      as useless as me 1st thing in the morning
      as uselss s a bath with no plug
      debs
    • valval
      valval Member Posts: 14,911
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      as usless as no ink
      as usless as lap top with virus
      as usless as size 12 trousers (to me lol)
      val
    • mellman01
      mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      As useless as Gordon Brown, Hmm come to think of it as useless as an MP will do.
    • c4thyg
      c4thyg Member Posts: 542
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      As useless as an inflatable dart board.

      By the way, my hubby can juggle one handed!

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