Definitions

Politician
.Someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.

Stalemate
A leading cause of divorce.

Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Tears
The means by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

Argument
A discussion that occurs when you're right, and continues until he realizes it.

Thesaurus
A dinosaur that studies words.

Caesarean section
High-rent area in Rome.

Skeleton
A collection of bones with the person scraped off.