Arthers Annual Booze Crooze
All forumers please note:-
It is my intention to hold a cruise aboard our usual ship, from the usual venue, leaving on Wednesday next, be there or be aaaaaaah left behind. The ship comes equipped with full PPE, painkillers (especially bottled in Scotland!), all the latest films and I have requested ladies beachwear this time, so no excuses. Chef has written down all the best meals to keep us happy, pasties for the southerners and fish and chip snacks and crispy bits for the northeners.
p.s. I have brought a captains hat from the £1 shop so do we have a volunteer to wear it? We need volunteers for many posts so please apply.
love and kisses, airwave.