Bookings now being taken for a New Year cruise on SkylARC

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joanlawson
joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
edited 21. Dec 2009, 19:23 in Community Chit-chat archive
Hi everyone

Further to Carol's Christmas thread, I thought you might enjoy a New Year cruise on the SkylARC.

Leaving Southampton on 30th December, we could be in Madeira for New Year to see the firework display over Funchal harbour on New Year's Eve. After that, who knows :?:

I hope Captain Rehab will be our captain again. Otherwise, we'll have to get Fat Kev back from orbiting the earth.

Please let me know if you are interested, and remember, it is open to ALL :!: :D

Joan
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  • angel1
    angel1 Bots Posts: 1,464
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    Wonderful. Just what I will need by then Joan.


    Now I want the bestest cabin on board. with every luxury you can provide for me. I"m worth it!!!.........Ange.
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    Hi Ange

    You are definitely worth it :!: :D As you know, the SkylARC is renowned for being the most luxurious liner in the world, with all cabins furnished to your individual specifications, so just say what you want, what you really ,really want, and it will be provided.
    Joan
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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
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    A suite with a jacuzzi and personal sauna, please, Joan. A large drinks cabinet (full, of course), and some toning tables next door.....
    lots of spare shelves for my books..........sounds like heaven!

    Annie

    PS - can I have one with a porthole, please - I do like to see who's driving the ship.........
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    annie_mial wrote:
    A suite with a jacuzzi and personal sauna, please, Joan. A large drinks cabinet (full, of course), and some toning tables next door.....
    lots of spare shelves for my books..........sounds like heaven!

    Annie

    PS - can I have one with a porthole, please - I do like to see who's driving the ship.........

    Hi Annie

    Your requests have been noted and approved. Do you want a hunky masseur to go with the toning tables :?:

    Joan
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    Hi Jan, I have no idea who or what you are talking about, but whatever floats your boat :!: :!:
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  • angel1
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    Right Joan, you did say anything!

    I would like a verandah, with a hot tub. A fridge full of Roederer Cristal - I heard Joan Collins drinks that! - champagne. A chocolate fountain with Godiva chocolate, and a bowl of freshly picked strawberries, re-plenished every two hours, to dip in. I will need a walk-in wardrobe for all the amazing designer clothes I will be bringing. A superking size water bed, with pale lilac Egyptian cotton sheets. And, do you know, I wouldn`t mind an intro to George Hamilton. Saw him last night, and he`s still got it for me!........Ange.
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    Hi Jan

    I understand now! I thought you wanted a sewer in your cabin :!: :lol: Yes, he is rather gorgeous, so you may have him if you wish. No need for you to climb the Stairway to Heaven with the captain then :?:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    angel1 wrote:
    Right Joan, you did say anything!

    I would like a verandah, with a hot tub. A fridge full of Roederer Cristal - I heard Joan Collins drinks that! - champagne. A chocolate fountain with Godiva chocolate, and a bowl of freshly picked strawberries, re-plenished every two hours, to dip in. I will need a walk-in wardrobe for all the amazing designer clothes I will be bringing. A superking size water bed, with pale lilac Egyptian cotton sheets. And, do you know, I wouldn`t mind an intro to George Hamilton. Saw him last night, and he`s still got it for me!........Ange.

    Hi Ange

    I think you have very strange taste in men, but everyone to their own :!: A water bed on a ship will be an interesting experience :!:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    pixyandfaries wrote:
    i would surly be in my own heaven joan! :roll: :D

    Too true :!: :lol::lol:
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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
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    joanlawson wrote:
    annie_mial wrote:
    A suite with a jacuzzi and personal sauna, please, Joan. A large drinks cabinet (full, of course), and some toning tables next door.....
    lots of spare shelves for my books..........sounds like heaven!

    Annie

    PS - can I have one with a porthole, please - I do like to see who's driving the ship.........

    Hi Annie

    Your requests have been noted and approved. Do you want a hunky masseur to go with the toning tables :?:

    Yes, please, Joan.....also a large supply of sun-warmed peaches each day and a fresh sliced pineapple.
    Does he come with an extended use warranty?

    Annie

    Joan
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    Joan

    Can I get on this cruise, I have been waiting for you to do this again. We did enjoy the last one.

    I don't mind where you put me, I would like the Crystal room if any spare.

    Are there any restrictions??????????

    Plenty of drinks, balls and other entertainment. Are we goig to cruise a lot of countries.

    I'm sure Val would wan to be on it, can you put her name down?

    Trisher xx
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    annie wrote

    Yes, please, Joan.....also a large supply of sun-warmed peaches each day and a fresh sliced pineapple.
    Does he come with an extended use warranty?

    Annie

    Who the pineapple :?: :?: :?:

    trish who has never seenan extenden warranty on a pineapple before :shock:
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    trisher wrote:
    Joan

    Can I get on this cruise, I have been waiting for you to do this again. We did enjoy the last one.

    I don't mind where you put me, I would like the Crystal room if any spare.

    Are there any restrictions??????????

    Plenty of drinks, balls and other entertainment. Are we goig to cruise a lot of countries.

    I'm sure Val would wan to be on it, can you put her name down?

    Trisher xx

    Hi Trisher

    I assumed you would be coming, and also Val, so I have advance booked your cabins. You have got the Crystal suite, with a wonderful big soft bed and crystal chandeliers hanging from the ceiling. There are absolutely no restrictions, so enjoy yourself.
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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
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    trisher wrote:
    annie wrote

    Yes, please, Joan.....also a large supply of sun-warmed peaches each day and a fresh sliced pineapple.
    Does he come with an extended use warranty?

    Annie

    Who the pineapple :?: :?: :?:

    trish who has never seenan extenden warranty on a pineapple before :shock:

    You'd be surprised what you can get guaranteed, these days, Trish!

    Annie
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    rehab44 wrote:
    Ah Hoy! Shipmates It's me your trusty Captain Rehab, sorry I am late, I was having a bit of a tussle with a whale, lovely lady, but a tad noisy in bed.. anyhoo

    Pipe me aboard Mrs Christian d015.gif

    Batten down the hatches and shiver me tubers, the passengers seem a rum lot..
    I will be in my cabin if you need me

    HOORAY :!: :!: :D:D Thanks, Captain Rehab. So we know where we can find you if we are damsels in distress then :?: :?:
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    Jan

    I looked that up. I have now come over all unnecessary :shock:

    You should have put a warning on that my hands are all of a quiver gosh I cannot even write now look nk,mkmkik

    Trish who needs more than smelling salts :oops:

    xxx
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    Excuse me rehab, can I wisper in your ear Joan name IS MRS LAWSON woops was that a bit loud

    trish xx
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    Joan

    Thank you. I was very comfy in there last time. That's why I'm coming o this one

    What about Chris save her one next to mine I'm sure she will like it.

    trish xxx
  • joyful164
    joyful164 Member Posts: 2,401
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    If I sign up for this cruise, hope I fare better than the last one.
    So poorly, had to stay in my bunk the whole time.

    Lets go for it. I will have to leave the OH at home though. He's not safe to bring on. Too much competition for rehab.

    joy
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    trisher wrote:
    Excuse me rehab, can I wisper in your ear Joan name IS MRS LAWSON woops was that a bit loud

    trish xx

    Trish

    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh :!: :!:

    Joan
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    joyful164 wrote:
    If I sign up for this cruise, hope I fare better than the last one.
    So poorly, had to stay in my bunk the whole time.

    Lets go for it. I will have to leave the OH at home though. He's not safe to bring on. Too much competition for rehab.

    joy

    Hi Joy

    I'm glad you are joining us. You can be our ship's artist, and we can have a group painting done, if you agree.

    You are not allowed to be ill this time. It's against the ship rules. Why don't you bring your OH? Rehab would probably appreciate the rest.

    Joan
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    trisher wrote:
    Joan

    Thank you. I was very comfy in there last time. That's why I'm coming o this one

    What about Chris save her one next to mine I'm sure she will like it.

    trish xxx

    Reservation for Chris made, next to yours, Trish :D
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    Jan

    The sewer man

    trish xxx
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    Jan, you brazen hussy :!: :!: You're nearly as bad as me :!: :!: :lol:
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  • chris7
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    Hi Joan b020.gif

    Count me in too please, especially if Jan is taking that Sawyer bloke, she has to sleep sometime!

    Sorry I've been at the red wine, you know what that does :wink:

    Chris :wink:

    p.s. Where is Madeira, I don't get out much. Thought it was a cake?
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