Bookings now being taken for a New Year cruise on SkylARC

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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    OK Delboy

    Mobbing on order, but I can't promise it will be gentle :!: :lol:
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  • margaretschild
    margaretschild Member Posts: 197
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Good Evening all,

    Please can I have a cabin with a balcony, jacuzzi and full wine cabinet, I will need a very large wardrobe for my evening gowns, and I recommend that you all wear sunglasses at the dinner table just incase my sequins dazzle you - Oh and will the fireman from the cafe
    be going?

    Will Robbie Williams be doing the cabaret?

    Linda
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    My evening gowns are covered with pearls, rubies, sapphires and diamonds - **** the sequins (collective gasp, please).

    My suite should be big enough to accommodate my personal masseuse, hairdresser and maid and have a dressing room/wardrobe room and a spare room just in case.

    I should like fresh fruit and flat champagne for breakfast and perhaps a morsel or two of lightly browned toast with proper Cornish butter.

    ..........and a special place of honour for my blue shoes........

    Annie
  • margaretschild
    margaretschild Member Posts: 197
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    After a discussion with my other half, he has showed a desire to come with me as my personal escort, therefor could you please cancel the fireman, - I much rather have the hubby in a tux.

    Oh and that brings me onto a further booking, could I please change my booking to a double room with balcony, king size bed, and an extra dressing room for said hubby to include a large wardrobe for his suits.

    I will need a personal maid to attend to the ironing, a hairdresser and make up assistant.

    I would like fresh strawberrys in the room at all times and a bottle of the finest malt whiskey for my wonderful hubby
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Well mine is just plain I only have a few diamanti and sequins the ones I mean.

    Anyway I thought we did not have to buy Ball gowns they are already on board.

    Well if it has changed I will be wearing my diamonte thongs and matching bra's 8)

    Trish xxx
  • margaretschild
    margaretschild Member Posts: 197
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    trisher wrote:
    Well mine is just plain I only have a few diamanti and sequins the ones I mean.

    Anyway I thought we did not have to buy Ball gowns they are already on board.

    Well if it has changed I will be wearing my diamonte thongs and matching bra's 8)

    Trish xxx

    I may well choose from the gowns on board but I do like my own things when I cruise, don't they itch? the diamonte thongs i mean,

    I am still hoping for Robbie Williams in concert at the theatre, and Harry Potter at the cinema. This will give a perfect end to a busy day on the beach and eating cream teas on board
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    trisher wrote:
    Well mine is just plain I only have a few diamanti and sequins the ones I mean.

    Anyway I thought we did not have to buy Ball gowns they are already on board.

    Well if it has changed I will be wearing my diamonte thongs and matching bra's 8)

    Trish xxx

    Watch out for Rehab - he borrowed somebody's pink thong and never returned it!

    Annie
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    margaretschild wrote:
    After a discussion with my other half, he has showed a desire to come with me as my personal escort, therefor could you please cancel the fireman, - I much rather have the hubby in a tux.

    Oh and that brings me onto a further booking, could I please change my booking to a double room with balcony, king size bed, and an extra dressing room for said hubby to include a large wardrobe for his suits.

    I will need a personal maid to attend to the ironing, a hairdresser and make up assistant.

    I would like fresh strawberrys in the room at all times and a bottle of the finest malt whiskey for my wonderful hubby

    Hi

    Glad to hear you are joining us on the cruise, and your requirements for your cabin have been noted. Your wishes are my command :!:

    You are very welcome to bring your husband too, as long as you realise that there are quite a few ladies on board who will stop at nothing.

    On the last cruise, Fat Kev, our second mate, had to escape by climbing into a space shuttle, and was blasted off into space, a fate which he found preferable to surrendering to the lust of the ladies on board.

    Joan
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    annie_mial wrote:
    trisher wrote:
    Well mine is just plain I only have a few diamanti and sequins the ones I mean.

    Anyway I thought we did not have to buy Ball gowns they are already on board.

    Well if it has changed I will be wearing my diamonte thongs and matching bra's 8)

    Trish xxx

    Watch out for Rehab - he borrowed somebody's pink thong and never returned it!

    Annie

    Annie, you are very coy :!: I'm sure it was your pink thong :!: :lol: He's probably added it to his extensive collection :!: :lol:
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Believe me

    If he Rehab takes or touches my thongs, they will itch in places where he.******never knew possible. They are made to measure I'll have you know.

    Trish :D
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    trisher wrote:
    Believe me

    If he Rehab takes or touches my thongs, they will itch in places where he.******never knew possible. They are made to measure I'll have you know.

    Trish :D

    Measure what, Trish?

    Annie - who's pondering the question
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    AAAAAAAAaaaaannnie

    You made me drop my pen I can't tell you know. Anyone around to pick up my pen

    no

    ok

    Trish xx
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ok bit late joining u what we all up to where we going do i need skis ??? hope it some where warm love the snow but loads to do and do not want to go out and do it lol. think will have nap before we get going with all the fun
    val
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Val, welcome back - thought you'd disappeared forever again! I hope it is somewhere warm, too, I'm cheesed off with snow already. Don't mind just looking at it, but it makes living awkward!

    Trish is already plotting her next escapade.

    Annie
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Val and Annie

    We are going to Madeira for the New Year celebrations, to see the fireworks over the harbour, and then we will head off somewhere really warm like the Caribbean, I think. Well. that's what the posh people do, isn't it :?:

    So pack your bikinis, girls. No skis, Val. The captain will approve,I think :!: :lol::lol:
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