Is the Cane and Able open yet...........
annie_mial
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or have I got to wait another week with my tongue hanging out? Can someone prise the landlord away from his latest floozie and get him down here to sort out some drinks?
Annie
Annie
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Well Annie .................... :!: :shock:
He hasn't been too well, so don't know whether he will be available.
Maybe :?:
Joan0 -
tell u what help your selves key under mat just drop money in till but do not touch the egg or your life will not be worth living and stay down stairs unless u have safety rope on good luck mine sotherncomfort and lemonade will put £3 in till will manage with out iceval0
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Fair enough - I'll have a brandy and ginger and keep you company, Val. How's your brolly....err, I mean your computer now?
Annie0 -
no brollys trisher banned going to get her a safty one still waiting for adaptor taking ages to get her they blaming postal strike lol son is a post men so know this area was hardly hit back to normal in a week so will have to wait and see. think might just have another do not want u drinking on your ownval0
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hey the man him self is here at last we bow down before u oh masterval0
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I think I'd better have another large one, my agog nearly gave up then.
Where have you been all my life, you handsome brute?
Annie0 -
that was a drink wasnt it lol. here u r even wiped the glass for u do not want dirty glasses for the boss. gave u a double hope that ok where my xmas kiss ???
val0 -
rehab44 wrote:annie_mial wrote:I think I'd better have another large one, my agog nearly gave up then.
Where have you been all my life, you handsome brute?
Annie
As if I'd tell you.............
Annie0 -
Rehab
I noticed that Alan De Laud mentioned about his organ???
Well, can I tell you something, now this is not a wind up.
I have a large organ, I know people have bigger organs than me.
With mine, I scratch it, I wash it gently, I rub it gently and really take care of it.
I make sure it does not get too hot or too cold.
What is my organ, you may ask, well mine is my skin the biggest organ of all in our body.
Trish0 -
I'm here girls
Just been having my tea.
I have left my brolly outside Val,
Right lets have an early party shall we, bout loads of music, I will have a large JD and coke please, well it is Christmas.
What music do you want on??? Annie, Val, Joan, Rehab
Trish0 -
valval wrote:hey the man him self is here at last we bow down before u oh master
Do we???
Well I will bow my head. Oh Gord lord or Rehab, I'm sure you are the same man.
Oh Lord, where is the key, to the booze, we are all full of merryment and good cheer,
Why O why our master is here.
Is that ok Val?0 -
rehab44 wrote:Sounds good to me, you may hug me
Careful, Trish - he's very fragile.........better give him a pint of Old Squeamish before he passes out.........
Right, jukebox is on, wiv a bit of Meatloaf belting out........is that what you mean't, Rehab?
Annie0 -
Hope you feeling a bit better rehab or should I say lord and master
Gis us a large bucket of red please
Wot was Joe thinking singing with George Michael!! :? Is he crazy?
AND Ollie got MY Robbie. I mean Robbie Williams likes Ollie????
Pooh, I'm gutted.
Chris0 -
Right,
Ok girls I've put on Christmas party mixed. There you are Lord and master, one coke, you can't have anything else your not well.
Annie, Val, Joan another round for you?
Crisps, anyone?0 -
rehab44 wrote:annie_mial wrote:rehab44 wrote:Sounds good to me, you may hug me
Careful, Trish - he's very fragile.........better give him a pint of Old Squeamish before he passes out.........
Right, jukebox is on, wiv a bit of Meatloaf belting out........is that what you mean't, Rehab?
Annie
I used to do a mean tango - shall we practice a bit?
Anie0 -
Rehab, of course you may lead - I always let my lords and masters lead me...........
I've got my blue shoes with the killer heels on.......
Annie0 -
Annie
Would you like us to leave the room, ermmm well,
Chris, want are you drinking, Don't worry over Ollie, they will all get contracts.
Ahhh got your white tux on Annie put a bit of blusher on him. Val got a carrot? Thanks right I'll put this on
Frosty the snowman, twirl him Annie, talalalala Sing up Val, our lord is dancing, Come on Chris clap your hands
Frosty the snowman, dalala
He looks the part, with his white tux0 -
trisher wrote:Annie
Would you like us to leave the room, ermmm well,
Chris, want are you drinking, Don't worry over Ollie, they will all get contracts.
MMMM, yes, 've vant to be alone' (a very bad imitation of a Garbo accent)...........Rehab??
Annie0 -
...and then stops again - they've forgotten their music sheets. With that little hiatus over, the pose is struck again........as Annie lingeringly runs her hand across the manly form in front of her and picks up the beat with her left foot...............0
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Annie twirls out sensationally, accompanied by a loud ripping noise........unperturbed, she dances on now wearing a pink Viella vest and some rather sexy bloomers...........carefully she hooks her right leg through Rehab's in order to carry out a rather astounding back flip across his arm.........0
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The camera never lies..............I can't deny it's me.............but it was taken some time ago :!: :!:
Annie0 -
rehab44 wrote:annie_mial wrote:The camera never lies..............I can't deny it's me.............but it was taken some time ago :!: :!:
Annie
Yeah, when I was a brunette........I never did like that dress.....
How about another round? I've got a bit of a thirst after all that exercise.
Annie
What dance are we doing next?0 -
If you pop behind the bar you can grab some nuts (BEHAVE!)try and use the ones that are past their sell by date
These ones? I'll just give em a roast first. :shock:
They needed a bit of something.
Val, she's gone again
Trish xxx0 -
Hi, Trish, did you like our dance? Have another JD and coke to go with the nuts. Have we got any plain crisps?
Annie0
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