Is the Cane and Able open yet...........

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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Landlord

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    I was thinking something a little bit more romantic, I am wearing this white tux, the dance floor is empty and I am in the mood for some groin to groin dancing!

    And there was me thinking you were ill :!: :!: :!: :roll: :roll:

    Joan
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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    Hi Landlord

    Quote

    I was thinking something a little bit more romantic, I am wearing this white tux, the dance floor is empty and I am in the mood for some groin to groin dancing!

    And there was me thinking you were ill :!: :!: :!: :roll: :roll:

    Joan

    He wasn't half an hour ago, Joan.

    Annie
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    So I see :!: :!: :shock: :shock:
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Joan

    I swear I saw him in his white tux on. Val handed me a carrot, I stuck on his nose and I put on Frostie the Snowman for them to dance too!

    I think he melted Joan, it was not our lord and master he was just a snowman!!!!!

    Annie's dress ripped she ended up in her pink vest and long bloomers so it must have been Frosty :D Val and I were singing

    Trish
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    It was my sexy bloomers which melted the snowman, I'll have you know!

    But Rehab was definitely there at the beginning of the dance. I know those arms so well, firm but gentle, loving but not demanding.......................................want another dance, Rehab?

    Annie
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Wait a min Annie I'm giving him some oxygen, Don't like the look of him though.

    I'm very concerned for him. Did someone say he has had a jab.

    Annie did you errmmm jab rehab? No. ok.

    This is not good at all what are these little flaky pinkie bits on him?

    His ears are going around, his nose is changing, had Swine flu jab, he's turning into a pig, look at his curly tail :shock:

    I don't think he will be able to dance Annie, his little legs have turned into Trotters :shock:

    Trish
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oink, oink, grunt.........

    Annie
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    annie_mial wrote:
    It was my sexy bloomers which melted the snowman, I'll have you know!

    But Rehab was definitely there at the beginning of the dance. I know those arms so well, firm but gentle, loving but not demanding.......................................want another dance, Rehab?

    Annie

    Sorry Annie, he saved the last dance for me.
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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    annie_mial wrote:
    It was my sexy bloomers which melted the snowman, I'll have you know!

    But Rehab was definitely there at the beginning of the dance. I know those arms so well, firm but gentle, loving but not demanding.......................................want another dance, Rehab?

    Annie

    Sorry Annie, he saved the last dance for me.

    Ah, well, I'll have to go and find another plaice....

    Annie
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    No Val about yet?

    I do hope she has not gone to clean the gents out. Nor gone upstairs.

    Trying to find Val, Val,

    Annie

    No dancing with Rehab, if you do you will have to hold on to his trotters :shock:

    Trish xxxo
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thanks Rehab

    As I'm first in I trust my drink is free :D

    Just to get the crowd in??????? :shock:

    Trish xx
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    trisher wrote:
    No Val about yet?

    I do hope she has not gone to clean the gents out. Nor gone upstairs.

    Trying to find Val, Val,

    Annie

    No dancing with Rehab, if you do you will have to hold on to his trotters :shock:

    Trish xxxo

    'Tis OK Trish - I love little piggies, saw some adorable ones last week just like Rehab.

    'This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at home, this little piggy danced with Annie...........'

    Annie
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    trisher wrote:
    Thanks Rehab

    As I'm first in I trust my drink is free :D

    Just to get the crowd in??????? :shock:

    Trish xx
    Help yourself my dear, grab a stiff one for me while your down there

    But not too tight, Trish

    Annie
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ErrrrmmrTrish having a look EEEMMMEE

    Oh goodness look at this hheeheehee It's all limp and shrunken haaha. oppps

    Some one been eating frankfurters down here :shock:

    Trish xx
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    annie_mial wrote:
    trisher wrote:
    No Val about yet?

    I do hope she has not gone to clean the gents out. Nor gone upstairs.

    Trying to find Val, Val,

    Annie

    No dancing with Rehab, if you do you will have to hold on to his trotters :shock:

    Trish xxxo

    'Tis OK Trish - I love little piggies, saw some adorable ones last week just like Rehab.

    'This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at home, this little piggy danced with Annie...........'

    Annie
    :D Indeed I did my little bit of crackling

    Ooh, I like that, tasty, crunchy and very satisfying!

    Annie
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    I'll just bump this up for all the wimmen who are expected to come in and drown their sorrows or whatever after the X factor

    Result any minute now, so either celebrations or devastation :!: :!: Which will it be :?: :?:

    Can't stand the tension much longer :!: :!:
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    This little piggie danced with Annie until his trotters caught her dress and left her standing in her bra and thong.

    The that little piggie then ran away and said he'd done nothing wrong. :shock:

    trishxx
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    rehab44 wrote:
    I'll just bump this up for all the wimmen who are expected to come in and drown their sorrows or whatever after the X factor

    Result any minute now, so either celebrations or devastation :!: :!: Which will it be :?: :?:

    Can't stand the tension much longer :!: :!:

    Paul MacCartney wow what a show tonight Simon's enjoy this

    Trish
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Trisher

    Thanks for coming to my rescue and calming my nerves :!: I like Paul, but not really right now :!: :!:

    Joan
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Jan

    What is wrong? What do you want? What Meds

    I have a lot, so what do you want?

    Trish xx
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    JOE HAS WON
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    HOORAY :!: :!: DRINKS ALL ROUND, LANDLORD :!: :!:

    JOE HAS WON :!: :!: :!: :D:D:D
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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Mine's a large brandy and ginger!

    Annie
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    pixyandfaries wrote:
    annie_mial wrote:
    Mine's a large brandy and ginger!

    Annie

    ooowww never heard of this one, obvi nice or ya wouldnt drink it 8)

    Neither had I, Jan, until a friend told me that brandy is a painkiller. I don't like brandy, but I do like ginger, so I put the two together. I'm a bit of a lightweight now, one (large one) is enough and b*gger me, it works!

    That's my excuse!

    Annie
  • chris7
    chris7 Bots Posts: 2,696
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Good idea rehab :D

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    bit scary out there eh!

    Chris :wink:

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