Is the Cane and Able open yet...........

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  • chris7
    chris7 Bots Posts: 2,696
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    My usual bottle of red, and a straw please :shock:

    Got any nuts??

    Chris :wink:
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Hi

    Glad to see the bar is open. Need a pick me up.

    Red wine please, lots of it :!:

    Joan
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Well, that's typical :!: Just when I arrive, the landlord disappears :!:

    Just have to help myself :!: :lol:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Oh there you are :!: Service isn't very good in this place :!:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Did you find them :?:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    No thanks, I'm nutty enough as it is :shock:
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    No one arrived only me again?

    Right will have a JD and coke please landlord.

    Stingy are'nt you no decorations up? Do we have to supply our own?

    Trish x
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    If the landlord would desist in his amorous pursuits for just two bl**dy minutes and get us a little drinkie, we'd be grateful.
    How long do we have to stand here?

    OK, Trish, I'll just stand on the back of your chair for a mo, that's it, hup we go, right, a JD and coke for you and a large brandy and ginger for me..............................there we are!

    Annie
  • chris7
    chris7 Bots Posts: 2,696
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Hi Annie and Trish

    I've been here a while just helping meself and putting money in till of course.

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    Have sent you a pm Trish but I'm no techy either I'm afraid.


    Chris :wink:
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Neither am I Chris, but now that I can do this

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    I'm going to spend all tonight practising!


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    It was like this outside today and also

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    like this :!:

    Annie
  • chris7
    chris7 Bots Posts: 2,696
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Well done Annie

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    These little fellas my favourite. Wish I could explain to Trish how to do these. Can't explain to her how to keep more than one window open at a time and swop between them. Hope her son can help her out and show her when he visits. I usually have to rely on Joseph or my 13 yr old niece to help me out :oops:
    Chris :wink:
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Chris

    What have you been drinking whose going to see you home tonight at you Youu'r as issed as a newt. hic cup

    You can't stand up Chris, well not seen you like this before.

    Trish xxx
  • chris7
    chris7 Bots Posts: 2,696
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Don't worry Trish I haven't far to go home. :wink:
    I can bandle me hooze, I mean handle me booze!
    OOOps! hic whoopsa daisy who put that chair there?
    Chris :wink:

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    PS can you see this guy or have I really had enough?
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I've had 3 brandies and I'm going before I start seeing double. Got an alcoholic lunch tomorrow and it's going to snow again, I'm also three sheets to the wind, I posted this long before I finished it,

    H E L P!

    Annie

    Nite (hic) nite all
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Oh dear................you sound as rissed as a pat..

    Better get off home with you..........

    Nite each..........Rob x
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    whistel as we work
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    just popped in to spring clean
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    want it to shine for the re-opening rehab who going behinde the bar or shall we put an honesty pot out
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    rehab44 wrote:
    GRAND RE-OPENING

    The Cane and Able Bar and Grill has nearly completed a full and very expensive refit....under the management of Alan D Lord, Rehab44, Fat Kev and a bevy of beautiful male and female staff a complete re branding is nearing completion.

    The old function room, snug and ladies bog has been gutted and replaced by a new night club to be called Arthur's

    The stairway to heaven has been replaced with a glass lift which leads directly to the chill out room (ex passion pit) for executive members.

    This will be a members only club and the usual conditions for membership still apply. (i.e. large cheques
    and offers of sexual favours)


    Alan D Lord and Rehab44 will manage the cocktail bar, Fat Kev will run the restaurant and we are hoping to have two of the countries top DJ's Dellboy and Mellman to complete the stafffing

    The opening night is by invitation only.

    Standby for further info

    HOORAY :!: :!: It all seems to have gone very up-market though, so I hope it won't be too exclusive.

    Now I am getting REALLY worried. Will I qualify for membership :?: Will I get an invitation to the opening night :?: Will I be able to handle the rejection if I don't :?:

    Joan ( on the verge of a nervous breakdown )
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  • quietwaters
    quietwaters Member Posts: 288
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    helloooooo!
    how do you get membership for this club? and can I join please? I'm a professional drinker!
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I do hope the Stairway to Heaven has had the splinters fixed.

    The last time the landlord was taking me up there, well I had a splinter 6 iches deep on my person. :shock:

    Lets just say I never got up there, I was so disapointed, I don't get to go out much so was really looking forward to going there and testing it.

    I will have a JD and coke with ice on the side, You can all have a drink on me.

    I will put money in till. Last time I did that, I put the money in, as soon as I did that it closed so quick I never got my change. Funny that happend every time.

    Got very bruised fingers
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    How do I know if I'm excutive enough to qualify???. Suppose I will have to go somewhere else. Nobody loves me :cry:
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    delboy wrote:
    trisher wrote:
    I do hope the Stairway to Heaven has had the splinters fixed.

    The last time the landlord was taking me up there, well I had a splinter 6 iches deep on my person. :shock:



    You may find that wasn't a splinter :shock:

    Really, never thought of that :) Did not know they were pointed at the end
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Well is 40DD big enough?
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Free Drinks Well can I have........crash Trish has fainted free drinks.

    Are you ok landlord??? Your egg looks better. A lift to the Stairway to Heaven.

    Hope it don't break down when we are in it.

    I will have a JD and coke. Do we still get nuts to munch??
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    trisher wrote:
    Well is 40DD big enough?
    Oh Trish...I can't measure up to that...38c will they let me in do you fink :roll:
    Love
    Barbara
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Blimey, I can't measure up to it either, now.......36D. This time last year it was a bit different! Ever so slightly larger.

    Slip me a brandy and ginger out through the window.....my need is great ...............

    Annie
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