NEW YEAR CRUISE OFF WE GO!!!

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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    bertyboy wrote:
    i would join you lot but too many flights have been cancelled and i keep having to be frisked by the maffita :lol:

    You don't need a flight to join this cruise.

    Just take a flight of fancy, mix with a strong imagination, and you are here :!: :!:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    :shock: There is?

    Yes, at least one, but they were always my favourites.
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    pixyandfaries wrote:
    joanlawson wrote:
    rehab44 wrote:
    :shock: There is?

    Yes, at least one, but they were always my favourites.

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    It was the challenge of trying to tame them :!: :lol:
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ouch what a thing to wish. hope u all slept ready for today wonder what we will get up to
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    HI SHIPMATES

    Sorry I'm late up this morning. Had a lie-in in my cabin, having nice dreams.

    I think we are off to Cuba today, according to the captain.

    Mellman keeps promising to join us if he can escape from the pressures of work.

    Joan
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  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Does anyone know where Roger the cabin boy has got too??
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    HI SHIPMATES

    Sorry I'm late up this morning. Had a lie-in in my cabin, having nice dreams.

    I think we are off to Cuba today, according to the captain.

    Mellman keeps promising to join us if he can escape from the pressures of work.

    Joan
    does he work 24/7 there always time to join in lol
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi, Mell

    Welcome aboard at last :!: :!:

    Roger :?: :?: The artful dodger :?: :?: Didn't know he was here.
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  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Work 24/7 nope just sit here all day twiddling me thumbs I does. I use tto work shift but not anymore now I get some sleep at nights.
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mellman01 wrote:
    Work 24/7 nope just sit here all day twiddling me thumbs I does. I use tto work shift but not anymore now I get some sleep at nights.
    glad some people sleep lol i did not manage it and could not come on here as had visitor on settee as busses stopped running lol
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Mell

    Forget the work :!: :!: Just come for a swim in the pool, and then soak up the sun. It will do you good :!:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    valval wrote:
    mellman01 wrote:
    Work 24/7 nope just sit here all day twiddling me thumbs I does. I use tto work shift but not anymore now I get some sleep at nights.
    glad some people sleep lol i did not manage it and could not come on here as had visitor on settee as busses stopped running lol

    Hi Val

    Buses in the Caribbean Sea :?: :?:

    Good excuse for having an overnight visitor in your cabin :?: :?:
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    valval wrote:
    mellman01 wrote:
    Work 24/7 nope just sit here all day twiddling me thumbs I does. I use tto work shift but not anymore now I get some sleep at nights.
    glad some people sleep lol i did not manage it and could not come on here as had visitor on settee as busses stopped running lol

    Hi Val

    Buses in the Caribbean Sea :?: :?:

    Good excuse for having an overnight visitor in your cabin :?: :?[/quot

    do not tell rehab but it was a young female one lol he will throw her in irons as stow away
    val
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    Hi Mell

    Forget the work :!: :!: Just come for a swim in the pool, and then soak up the sun. It will do you good :!:

    Righty ho be right there!. eh last time I was on a cruise back in Italy in 1990 I had me bum pinched by two really nice young things, trouble was standing behind them was the war office so me little world went up in smoke, I will never forget the look on her face though! :lol:
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Val

    He said there was a stowaway :!: Maybe he's found her already :?: He has a built-in radar for pretty young women, you know :!:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mellman01 wrote:
    joanlawson wrote:
    Hi Mell

    Forget the work :!: :!: Just come for a swim in the pool, and then soak up the sun. It will do you good :!:

    Righty ho be right there!. eh last time I was on a cruise back in Italy in 1990 I had me bum pinched by two really nice young things, trouble was standing behind them was the war office so me little world went up in smoke, I will never forget the look on her face though! :lol:

    Must be a nice bum then :!: :wink: :shock:
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  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Yes so I'm told I wish the same could be said for me knees as well!
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Give your knees a bit of TLC, Mell. Here, strong rubbing oil to apply and then expose them to this beautiful sun!

    Hope they don't get sunstroke!

    I'm off to the bar for a post-lunch drinkie, anyone coming along? It's too early to go in the pool.

    Annie
  • minky67
    minky67 Member Posts: 2,328
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Rehab, my dear perhaps a compass & satnav would come in handy on board here.
    Even Jack Sparrow would be handy, Is he available :?: Only as a second mate to your Captin Sir.

    Right im off for a drink in the bar, its been a bit quiet on board today, so it looks like i'll be drinking on my own.( nothing unusual there then ) :wink:
    Gin & orange i thinks.
    debs
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    Anyhoo we are now parked up in Cancun.. that's in Mexico right? , I must speak to that Navigator woman, I must admit that that my confidence in her navigation skill was shaken when I saw her with a A_Z of the 7 Seas :roll:

    Hi Captain

    Thought we were going to Cuba :!: :!: Was it all that talk of G Spots which distracted you :?:

    Anyway, Mexico should be fun, so we will stay a while.
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab have u got one of those compases that u think where your heart lies and it points in that direction lol
    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    I think we are stuck in the ice....look a polar bear on the starboard bow a035.gif

    WE ARE DOOMED" Quick get some woman on the bow to sing a song by that Canadian Bird :shock:

    Abandon Ship... Tasty wimmen and the Captain to the Boats
    i better wait for next one r u sure u can not mend it with sticky back plastic ??????????????. thought we were tied up to doc we do get around
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    I think we are stuck in the ice....look a polar bear on the starboard bow a035.gif

    WE ARE DOOMED" Quick get some woman on the bow to sing a song by that Canadian Bird :shock:

    Abandon Ship... Tasty wimmen and the Captain to the Boats

    Where did that iceberg suddenly appear from :?: :?: One minute I was sitting there sunning myself, and the next minute we are DOOMED :!: :!:

    What are we going to do, Captain :?: We're ALL Tasty wimmen, so there won't be enough room in the lifeboats for all of us :!: :!: You'll just have to swim for it :!: Use Fat Kev as a buoyancy aid :!:
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    got my arm bands so will be ok can i have some of that ice for my drink
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Val, are you sitting in the lifeboat drinking cocktails :?: :?:
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