NEW YEAR CRUISE OFF WE GO!!!

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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    And why not? Val's got the right idea and I'm going to join her. I feel lower than a worm's bum right now, woke up with this horrendous cold, why couldn't I wake up with some tasty man in my bed instead?

    It must belong to that woman with the shopping trolley who bit me........when I find her, going to give her hell.........not going to abandon ship, will go down with her..............it might be warmer down there!

    Anyone for another cocktail?

    Annie
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    Val, are you sitting in the lifeboat drinking cocktails :?: :?:
    yes fetched a jug full do u want one. trisher here as well not sure how we got here wheels in but even the umbrella her lol
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Well, that's four tasty wimmen in the lifeboat so far :!: :!: Hope the water isn't too deep for the captain :!:

    I'll have a G and T please, without ice. So what if it is a bit early in the day? Live dangerously, I say :!:
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    Well, that's four tasty wimmen in the lifeboat so far :!: :!: Hope the water isn't too deep for the captain :!:

    I'll have a G and T please, without ice. So what if it is a bit early in the day? Live dangerously, I say :!:
    here u go love this life boat has everything the captain gone quiet bless him must be the shock of seeing us in here with him did any one bring sun block
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Suddenly, out of the deep, a HUGE WHALE appeared, and tossed us back on board

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    Sorry, that's the biggest I could find :!: :!:

    SAVED AT LAST

    So now let's go to Mexico, as planned, shall we :?:

    Someone just fish the captain out of the water first, cos I can't steer this ship on my own.

    Where did that penguin come from :?:

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    Is that Trisher's umbrella he's got :?:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The eyes of Mexico are deep and broad, yet old and wise. These eyes have seen more history than can be told in a book. Even in our imaginations we can't begin to travel where Mexico has been.

    Sounds interesting
    :!: :!: :D
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Blazing with chilli fire, sizzling with sunshine and burning with Spanish party passion, holidays in Mexico are hot stuff. But aside from fabulous food, great weather and a nightlife that would put Ibiza in the shade, what have Mexico holidays got going for them? Well there's the chic, sleek all inclusive beach resorts for starters. Desert sands, Mayan ruins and the jungle. And with two coastlines, there's a whole lot of beach to be explored too.

    OK. that sounds good enough :!: :D:D

    We need some chilli fire to keep us all warm in this cold weather.

    Shall we have a Mexican party tonight :?:

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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Jan

    We got stuck in the ice, and we were all in the lifeboats, but were saved by a huge whale, thank goodness.

    There seems to be a penguin on board with us now though.

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    He looks friendly enough, so we can keep him as a mascot.

    We'll call him Nero ( he's an Emperor penguin :!: )
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    just as well was running out of drink. will go get a warm bath ready for party
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    PANIC OVER! It was all a mirage, nust have been the picked gherkins, Stilton, pork pie ad salt and vinegar crisps I had for supper last night.... :cry:

    It's chilli tonight, and very hot, so heaven knows what mirages THAT might produce :!:

    Anyway, Nero isn't a mirage. He's cute :!: Look, he can even play footie with you, captain :!:

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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I lost it long ago, but I'm still a nice person :!:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thought you said Cancun, Mexico.
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    any where so long as do not have to get in life boat again that umbrella will be the death of me any one got swimming ring i can borrow lol
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Val

    Glad to see you. Where is everyone tonight :?: Are they still drying out from being in the lifeboat :?:

    Anyone fancy some Mexican chilli and a drink :?:
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    Hi Val

    Glad to see you. Where is everyone tonight :?: Are they still drying out from being in the lifeboat :?:

    Anyone fancy some Mexican chilli and a drink :?:
    yes please think they all sat by a fire getting warm. though it nice and warm here and this chilli very hot have u got large bottle of water f035.gif
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    Mexico? I thought we were supposed to be in Cuba? I need some cigars!

    You are getting me all in a mix-up, captain. Where is Cancun :?: You said that was where we were going. Isn't that in Mexico :?:

    But we could double back to Cuba if you Wanta.
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    pixyandfaries wrote:
    some one deside where we are !!! :shock:
    well i am next to bar and do not care where we r will be nice suprise in the morning
    val
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I've lost the plot :!: All I wanted was some new jewellery live from Mexico................but now I come to think of it I've always wanted to go to Peru.....................

    No chilli, thanks, could I have something good for a cold? I dunno, think I fancy beans on toast...........or cod's roes on toast..........think I need another Night Nurse.........

    Annie
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    Anyhoo we are now parked up in Cancun.. that's in Mexico right? , I must speak to that Navigator woman, I must admit that that my confidence in her navigation skill was shaken when I saw her with a A_Z of the 7 Seas :roll:

    This was what the captain said this morning, and he's forgotten already :!: Now who's losing the plot :?: :?:
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    pixyandfaries wrote:
    and i blame you !! :lol::lol:
    it was me sorry messed with the compas lol please do not make me walk the plank had had one or two to many
    val
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Val

    You won't walk the plank while I'm here

    Trish xx
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    trisher wrote:
    Val

    You won't walk the plank while I'm here

    Trish xx
    thanks would fall off half way down the way i wobble these days
    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    pixyandfaries wrote:
    valval wrote:
    pixyandfaries wrote:
    and i blame you !! :lol::lol:
    it was me sorry messed with the compas lol please do not make me walk the plank had had one or two to many

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    this fantastic made me laugh out loud
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I'm having to wipe the tears of laughter away as I type. That is so funny, a good antidote to the black dog of my other thread :!: :lol::lol:
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    I'm having to wipe the tears of laughter away as I type. That is so funny, a good antidote to the black dog of my other thread :!: :lol::lol:
    it is so good she clever to find it
    val

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