NEW YEAR CRUISE OFF WE GO!!!

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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    After everything I said about healthy living this morning, I'm sitting here with a big box of chocolates, and scoffing the lot :!: :!:
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  • minky67
    minky67 Member Posts: 2,328
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Ah Bless Joan.
    I have a triple CD set brought for me from my ex husband the last CD is my favourite & its all the las vegas songs he did.

    I love, daddy please dont cry & in the getto, but if im feeling down they can make me cry buckets.

    Trisher, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts :wink:

    Right wheres that pig im straving, Joans had me running round the deck & swimming all day. Talk about keep fit its more like fit to drop :lol: Havent even had time to do my hair :shock:
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I've put the choccis away now. Time for dancing :!: :!:
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  • minky67
    minky67 Member Posts: 2,328
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    This Elvis impersonator came to the pub i used to run for a gig.
    He came to the bar for a drink with a lady.
    I said to him ''its ok thats on the house, does your mum what a drink''
    It was his wife :shock: & she wasnt happy. :lol::lol:

    Then in his break he was chatting to me & she accused me of chatting him up :shock: she nearly knocked me out with her handbag. :shock: He's left her at home tonight & she doesnt know he's here :wink::wink: Thankfully, she even banned him from playing at the pub again. :shock: Now thats good for business ah!!!

    so steady on girls. :lol:
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    OK - that pig was nice - any more crackling? Ooooh, lovely. A pineapple and coconut milk drink please cos I like the taste and I will be there on the dance floor.........

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    Annie
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Nuts Whole Coco nuts make a big difference when you loose your bra :shock:
  • chris7
    chris7 Bots Posts: 2,696
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Thanks Debs :D

    The Elvis guy is good eh!! :D Think I'm done in with all the dancing now and these coconut bras do chaff a bit after a while. :?
    Thanks for the lovely dinner Joan you have got everyone looking after us well.
    Am off to me cabin now as lots of adventures tomorrow and we haven't even had to call on Trish's trusty brolly yet!! :lol:
    Hope Annie and Trish haven't been lured to the bar again, you know what Annie is like with a brandy! not to mention maybe finding strange men in her bed :shock:
    Sleep well when you are done partying.
    Chris :wink:
  • minky67
    minky67 Member Posts: 2,328
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Night Chris,
    dont forget to take the coconuts of before bed :wink:
    If you get peckist in the night they'll come in handy :wink::lol:
    just dont get the hairy bits stuck in your teeth :wink::lol:
    night luv debs
  • joyful164
    joyful164 Member Posts: 2,401
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    It was a lovely evening. Food was good
    Pity I cannot dance. The pain in my feet,ankles hips and arms is rather bad tonight.
    I thought you all looked really pretty, even you Rehab.
    Didn't know you could sing so good. Sent me to sleep.

    I don't suppose you could come and sing me to sleep now could you.

    I won't tell Joan

    Joy
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
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    trisher wrote:
    Nuts Whole Coco nuts make a big difference when you loose your bra :shock:

    Just what did you put in the coconut milk, Trish? I've just had a glassful and I feel ever so slightly peculiar.

    Annie
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    chris7 wrote:
    Thanks Debs :D

    The Elvis guy is good eh!! :D Think I'm done in with all the dancing now and these coconut bras do chaff a bit after a while. :?
    Thanks for the lovely dinner Joan you have got everyone looking after us well.
    Am off to me cabin now as lots of adventures tomorrow and we haven't even had to call on Trish's trusty brolly yet!! :lol:
    Hope Annie and Trish haven't been lured to the bar again, you know what Annie is like with a brandy! not to mention maybe finding strange men in her bed :shock:
    Sleep well when you are done partying.
    Chris :wink:


    nite nite Chris have a peaceful one

    love Trish xxx
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Nite, nite Chris - just off to check the bed (I live in hope).

    Annie
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    annie_mial wrote:
    trisher wrote:
    Nuts Whole Coco nuts make a big difference when you loose your bra :shock:

    Just what did you put in the coconut milk, Trish? I've just had a glassful and I feel ever so slightly peculiar.

    Annie

    Annie

    it's an old Hawian custom Annie. 100's of 100rs0's years secrets. You will feel even more peculiar as the night wears on.

    You will see the Moari dancers!!
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Anyone seen Jan, the baby hasn come has it???

    jan where are you?
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Sorry I had to leave for a while, but I hope you all enjoyed the party.

    I think tomorrow we might go ashore somewhere, but I will have to consult my map first as the cap'n seems to have lost his.
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  • minky67
    minky67 Member Posts: 2,328
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    trisher wrote:
    Anyone seen Jan, the baby hasn come has it???

    jan where are you?
    Hi Trisher, I dont know.
    Ive just been on facebook & she's left a message says she going off a bit & contact her other ways :?
    thats all i know. Im sure she's not abandoned ship already :wink:
    debs
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
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    There now, and I thought it was the MTX making me feel peculiar. I might have known you were up to something.............I'd better retire to my cabin if I'm going to feel even more peculiar, wouldn't like to frighten the horses!

    I can't wait to find out where we will be tomorrow, Joan. Could it be a beautiful calm, peaceful bay with white sand where the sea is warm and I could do a bit of skinny-dipping?

    A picnic on the beach, yes.............I'm sure the cabin boys could cope with that, a beach barbie with the rest of the pig cold. Yum Yum.

    See you all tomorrow!

    Annie
  • minky67
    minky67 Member Posts: 2,328
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Hi, How far are the seychelles (sp ) for Annie's request on pure white beaches & warm sea's.?

    Looks like Elvis has left the building.

    Chris has retired with her coconuts for the night.

    Any1 still up for a cocktail or 2???
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Only me Debs

    - 9 in some places crikey. Yes lets go to shore somewhere.

    Another cocktail?

    Or is it an early night????

    Trish xxx
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    GOOD MORNING SHIPMATES

    Today we are visiting the island of St Lucia.

    Palm trees, and beautiful beaches, so get your bikinis on, girls. Enjoy the lovely warm sea, and relax on the beach.

    Tonight there is a street party on the island.

    Pulsating rhythms of Caribbean music, bright lights, bars, and lots of lovely seafood; squid, lobster, octopus, and shrimp. Lots to drink, so hope we can stagger back on board afterwards.

    Where's that captain gone :?: :?: :?:
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  • margaretschild
    margaretschild Member Posts: 197
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    joanlawson wrote:
    GOOD MORNING SHIPMATES

    Today we are visiting the island of St Lucia.

    Palm trees, and beautiful beaches, so get your bikinis on, girls. Enjoy the lovely warm sea, and relax on the beach.

    Tonight there is a street party on the island.

    Pulsating rhythms of Caribbean music, bright lights, bars, and lots of lovely seafood; squid, lobster, octopus, and shrimp. Lots to drink, so hope we can stagger back on board afterwards.

    Where's that captain gone :?: :?: :?:

    Hi all,

    have I had trouble trying to find you lot!

    first of all I missed the boat, turned left instead of right somewhere on the M1, then managed to find a row boat, missed another sign post just outside of the Channel, but kept rowing,

    Got chased by the umpa lumpas on some island where i stopped for a coconut and water, met some rather handsome gentleman who wanted to bathe me, but the pot was rather small and had a fire underneith it! so I threw the carrots and onions at them (funny they were in the bath with me) then I ran back to my boat and rowed and rowed, then I got out and pushed it into the sea!

    and here I am - have I missed much, has Robbie Williams been on yet?

    Please can I have a pina colada?

    Linda
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Hi Linda

    Well, you've missed a few things, but I 'm glad you got here in the end after such a dangerous journey :!:

    Robbie has been on already, and he is being passed around, so you'll have to wait your turn in the queue, I'm afraid. I will tell you when your number comes up.

    We're in St Lucia today, so relax on the beach. Pina Colada coming your way :!:

    Joan
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  • margaretschild
    margaretschild Member Posts: 197
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Thank you Joan

    If Robbie is busy is Laurence Fox free, I could do with a back massage
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Yes, he is free, so enjoy the massage :!:

    Robbie says he might meet up with you later at the street party :!: :wink:
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  • margaretschild
    margaretschild Member Posts: 197
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    joanlawson wrote:
    Yes, he is free, so enjoy the massage :!:

    Robbie says he might meet up with you later at the street party :!: :wink:

    I may be gone for quite a while :roll: :roll: :o
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