BOOKINGS BEING TAKEN FOR CRUISE NUMBER 3

annie_mial

trisher wrote:

Val

Have I bought the wrong man back methinks I have But who was he with a swordfish up his bummper then :shock:

Examine him carefully, Trish......I think it is the Captain, you just went the other way round to him. It can't be Fat Kev, 'cos he's still trying to steer the boat...........he's going to bump into something if he's not careful. If someone could detach the half a pound of beefburger in a bun from his face he might be able to see better!

Annie

snowball

Anybody know if its captain yet, fat Kev is not doing to well can't seem to move the burger from his his face :shock:
Julie

trisher

I'm sure it is the real captain

Whispering shhh I caught a glimsp of him when he was putting on the knicker, and he had that tattooed on him :shock: It must be him.

Val is it him?

snowball

trisher wrote:

I'm sure it is the real captain

Whispering shhh I caught a glimsp of him when he was putting on the knicker, and he had that tattooed on him :shock: It must be him.

Val is it him?

come on Val take a look

valval

trisher wrote:

I'm sure it is the real captain

Whispering shhh I caught a glimsp of him when he was putting on the knicker, and he had that tattooed on him :shock: It must be him.

Val is it him?

well where was the tattooe is his on his******** was it there a little gun or that what i think it was??????

annie_mial

I think it's the Seventh Egg Seal tattooed on his thigh! Doesn't that make him a Prince? I'm sure he picked it up when we floated up the motorway on his garden.

Annie

joanlawson

rehab44 wrote:

ssssssssss.. crackle..snap and pop..hhhhhhhhisssssss, going down with all hands.. both o them.. mayday mayday gurgle gurgle!!!

Sending out rescue helicopter immediately, captain!!!!

Sorry for slow response, but I got caught in a time warp somewhere near Wanganui and didn't see your SOS :!:

Tread water or something till we rescue you :!: :!:

Number One

Oh, I just read back and think I'm a bit late :!: Has he already been rescued :?: Oh well, the thought was there :!:

snowball

Number one i think he's wearing black frilly knickers :shock:
Julie

joanlawson

So what's new :?:

naseebapnaapna

now that the fun is ove, can we go and do some sight seeing, please?

i haven't done any proper cruising yet i feel left out.

sangita

joanlawson

OK Sangita

We are in Wanganui tomorrow, a beautiful town in New Zealand. We'll go for a sight-seeing trip around the town, followed by a leisurely lunch. Annie can stop off to see her daughter.

naseebapnaapna

that sounds looovelllyyyyyyyy

thanks

sangita

trisher

joanlawson wrote:

rehab44 wrote:

ssssssssss.. crackle..snap and pop..hhhhhhhhisssssss, going down with all hands.. both o them.. mayday mayday gurgle gurgle!!!

Sending out rescue helicopter immediately, captain!!!!

Sorry for slow response, but I got caught in a time warp somewhere near Wanganui and didn't see your SOS :!:

Tread water or something till we rescue you :!: :!:

Number One

Oh, I just read back and think I'm a bit late :!: Has he already been rescued :?: Oh well, the thought was there :!:

I had already rescued him Joan. The girls asked me to get him. He was up the mast with a sword fish harpooning him somewhere on his person.

joanlawson

Flippin Heck, Trisher :!: No wonder he sent out an SOS :!: :!: :shock:

snowball

Joan you should have seen her Trish even rescued me, i went overboard and lost my dress :oops:
Julie

naseebapnaapna

are you all dry now, julie?

how was the water?

sangita

snowball

naseebapnaapna wrote:

are you all dry now, julie?

how was the water?

sangita

Just about Sangita but i have had a few large brandys and am now seeing double :roll:

naseebapnaapna

well julie, i'm preapring ot go to bed, so i'll nick some of your brandys off you, ad send you off to bed first

make sure you get there safely

take care

sangita

snowball

Nite Sangita sleep well
julie xx

naseebapnaapna

(hey, who's there? i've got lots of brandy from julie's room. she's now asleep. who'd likeot join me to have a few toddy's?)

(sangita) whisper whisper whisper

valval

naseebapnaapna wrote:

(hey, who's there? i've got lots of brandy from julie's room. she's now asleep. who'd likeot join me to have a few toddy's?)

(sangita) whisper whisper whisper

think she is asleep now will put top back on bottle and put in side . will leave glass of water near the bed ans some res**ve just in case she has hangover when she wakes hope she ready in time for busses leaving

joanlawson

Hi Shipmates

Here we are in Wanganui on a beautiful sunny morning.

In the early 1900s, visitors called the Whanganui River the 'Rhine of New Zealand'—it is the longest navigable river in the country, with 239 rapids and stunning bush scenery. There are many ways to explore the Whanganui River—jet boat, kayak, canoe, raft, paddle steamer—or on the end of a fly-fishing rod.

This morning we will be shooting the rapids on the river, so be prepared for a bumpy but exciting ride :!:

valval

joanlawson wrote:

Hi Shipmates

Here we are in Wanganui on a beautiful sunny morning.

In the early 1900s, visitors called the Whanganui River the 'Rhine of New Zealand'—it is the longest navigable river in the country, with 239 rapids and stunning bush scenery. There are many ways to explore the Whanganui River—jet boat, kayak, canoe, raft, paddle steamer—or on the end of a fly-fishing rod.

This morning we will be shooting the rapids on the river, so be prepared for a bumpy but exciting ride :!:

glad did not get drunk last night what shall i wear for that and where we going for dinner will i need any special clothing for that can we leave it on bus to meet us later

joanlawson

Don't worry, Val. All clothing will be provided. Don't know where for dinner, but somewhere good :!:

snowball

Morning aw bad head Val thankyou for the res***ve its starting to go away i think :shock: rapids :shock:
Julie