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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Captain Joan

    Brolly is coming it has been very handy this week. I just don't understand why the girls have their back to the walls when I get it out.

    Granted Val did have an unfortunate mishap on our first cruise we went on.

    What is the Rehabber what??? What does that mean he is going to be nice to us or will he charge us up to go to a space club?

    Trish xxx
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Nothing would surprise me, Trisher :!: :D
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    How come I get the sweaty jobs

    For goodness sake look at my face during the last session!!!!!!

    Wot ya complaining about :?: :roll: You looked pretty happy as far as I could tell. Which man wouldn't be after seeing all we goddesses prancing about in scanty leotards :?: Mind you, as we are weightless, you might have to rescue a few of us who are stuck up on the ceiling. With your military training, it should be a piece of cake :!: :D
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    This is the moment when Trisher steps outside the mother ship to repair the thingamabob, otherwise kinown as the JG-47 unit. Don't ask me what that does. I only drive the thing :!:

    Right Trisher, I've got the umblical cord, and I won't let go :!: Out you go into the unknown :!: Hold on to that umbrella :!: :!:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Trisher :!: Trisher :!: Where are you :?:

    Have you mended the thingamabob yet :?:
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Joan I here you that is afirmative roger Missions control

    Yes I have my brolly da ya think I would have come without it???

    I'm here looking for the thinggy me jig look out the port window and you will see me.

    OOPPSS I dropped it. Oer it is floating away.

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    Oer something is looking at me. Thought you said there was nothing out here only space an comets and stars well what is this.

    Trish does a summersault in mid air and turns the camera around

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    Joan, captain, commander or whatever

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  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Right who brought the flippin Tribble on board then?!
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    mellman01 wrote:
    Right who brought the flippin Tribble on board then?!
    Oh dear....thats the Trouble with Tribbles! :shock:

    bloody right Len they are breeding like mad they are now into the air ducting so the whole sihp is in peril of being over run, mind you on the up side if you microwave one their just like chicken!
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Excise me Del Mel Rehab Joan

    Tribbles Is that the equivelent to breeding like rabbits on earth??? :shock:

    I have lost the thinngy Joan. Wait a minute I will have a rummage, er... no that is no good. errmm ah that might be better, right now mould it here pull it over this bit that looks better.

    Commander, Joan Captain Can you hear me..Roger Mission Control
    Permission to come aboard before I get Tribblleized.

    I have fixed it I had a bit of chewing gum so I stuck that on it....can I come back in now?
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Mell Opps Del

    Well, none of us want to go down that. We won't get out. Can't someone steer us away from it.

    Look at Earth, that looks nice all blue and white. Look there goes a comet just missed us.

    Trish xx
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mellman01 wrote:
    rehab44 wrote:
    mellman01 wrote:
    Right who brought the flippin Tribble on board then?!
    Oh dear....thats the Trouble with Tribbles! :shock:

    bloody right Len they are breeding like mad they are now into the air ducting so the whole sihp is in peril of being over run, mind you on the up side if you microwave one their just like chicken!

    Those Tribbles are getting everywhere, and they're even dancing now :!: :shock:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45h9uCDpGh0&feature=related

    We'd better microwave a few for breakfast, and then have Tribble leftovers for lunch and tea. Don't forget to take the fur off first though if you want to avoid indigestion.
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I have fixed it I had a bit of chewing gum so I stuck that on it....can I come back in now?

    OOOOhhh, SORRY TRISHER     You've been floating about for so long out there that I forgot all about you :!: :shock:

    Well done for your skill and enterprise in using that bit of chewing gum to repair the thingamabob.

    You have saved the ship, so I hereby award you the Arthurship Badge of Honour getimage.gif

    Oh, and you can come back in now :!: :D
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

    Greetings fellow voyagers,

    There's a film show in the theatre on Level 5 tomorrow evening. Trailers are being shown on your personal communicators right now.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzQ2woQSBzQ

    Never a dull moment on the Arthurship!!

    Captain JL
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    delboy wrote:
    [quote="rehab44"... she also claims to be able to dance.. wimmen! :roll:

    Like THIS th_icon_drooling.gif[/quote]

    Should I assume that Del and Rehab are the two male dancers :?: I had no idea that you two are so flexible :!: :lol:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Just in case you are getting bored on this journey into the unknown, here's some useless information about space:

    Astronauts cannot burp in space

    Astronauts get taller when they are in space.

    If you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there's no air pressure.

    In space, astronauts cannot cry properly, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow down their faces!

    The heart of an astronaut actually gets smaller when in outer space.

    A car traveling 100 mph would take more than 29 million years to reach the nearest star (to our solar system)

    All of the Earth's continents are wider at the north than in the south - and nobody knows why.

    It takes eight and a half minutes for light to get from the sun to earth.

    The population of the Earth has more than doubled since 1950.

    JL
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    delboy wrote:
    I have fixed it I had a bit of chewing gum so I stuck that on it....can I come back in now?

    Hang on, I know all things are possible on the Arthurship but removing one's helmet while in a vacuum to take a piece of gum out of your mouth is likely to be fatal.
    Poetic licence, she also claims to be able to dance.. wimmen! :roll:

    Excuse Me, I feel I'm being bullied here. Fisrt of all I did not take my helmet off, there is a flap at the side of my helmet I opened it quickly and took it out.

    I saved you all from the fate of death by burning up. I risked life and limb to fix the thingmy jig and my brolly too. :shock:

    What is that over there looking at us look :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    It must be a Tribble, Trish. Leave it alone, never trouble Tribbles till Tribbles trouble you!

    I think I might get one - are they like gremlins? Mind you, got a number of house gremlins as it is. Better not let them loose in a spaceship.

    Thank you for repairing the CP-trac Roto thingywhatsit. You can't have a spaceship without one, you know.

    Would any one like some trifle?

    Annie
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Would any one like some trifle?

    Ooh, yes please, Annie :D Float some over to me please :!:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    reporting back for duty captin,been awall wipin bums

    Too much information :shock: :shock:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    RED ALERT :!: :!: RED ALERT :!: :!:

    I've just received this message:

    crackle, crackle.....

    Calling occupants on inter-planetary craft.
    We have been observing your ship.
    We ask if you come in peace.
    Can we set up a dialogue with you?

    ......crackle..........crackle

    Greetings, occupants of inter-planetary craft.
    We will enter your docking porthole and present our credentials.
    We have language determining devices to pin to your team's lapels as you are finding our dialogue to be rubbish.
    We are looking to a long term relationship - (not marriage)
    Please lower the temperature of your craft to -5 degrees to accommodate our survival in your environment.

    ........crackle.........crackle

    Better put our emergency woolly vests on before we freeze to death.

    Prepare for aliens presenting their credentials :!: :!: :shock: :shock:

    Captain JL
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Excuse me Commander errm whatever Joan Woolley vest times. Does that mean we need Jean to knit us wooly knickers???

    She has been idle for so long well last time Jean was out as when we had Arthurs club open with the glass lift and Fat Kev.

    Should we employ her now? Jean, we need woolley knickers only you can save us from having frost bite on our bums can you help :shock:
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Yes Jean, this is an emergency :!: :!:

    Urgent supplies of woolly knickers and vests are needed before the aliens invade the Arthurship :!:

    Get yer knitting needles out at once to save our nether regions please.

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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Jean, Oh please get you needles knitting we are all in peril if you don't having frost bite there well it can start all sorts of problems.

    Annie throw another tribble I mean trifle please.
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Just seen the first alien in the docking port:

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    AHHH. ain't he sweet?? No arms though! How's he going to hug me?
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  • jean123
    jean123 Member Posts: 642
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    So many pairs of woolly knickers :shock: The only wool I have is my usual pink fluffy stuff...will that do for delboy and rehab, and shall I make them skimpy if they are to dance :?: :?: I will do it if I can have pictures :wink:

    Jean

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