It's time to re-open the M.A.S.H. unit

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  • chris7
    chris7 Bots Posts: 2,696
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Good idea DD :grin:



    Where do I stick this?? :lol::lol:

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    Chris
  • bobbyger
    bobbyger Member Posts: 155
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    my mum says no problems, anyone for a cuppa?
  • julie47
    julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol:
    what a carry on in here dd. It has made me smile. (well laugh aloud really but don't want carrying away to looney bin)

    How on earthdo you remember everyones ailments?

    can I get out mi bed once a day to swiffer the floor. Thats easy enough for me. Sat on mi elec chair , holding swiffer and going backwards and forwards and round and round :grin:

    tony thats some tan. The blokes blood pressure is gonna be sky high :lol:

    Hope its tetley tea, our tony wont drink anything else.

    ooh and its good that bobbyger is ok after his foot op.

    well I is gonna pull covers up now then and have 40 winks before (whos making tea/dinner) barbara comes round wi meds :lol:
  • bobbyger
    bobbyger Member Posts: 155
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    my father's doing the cooking as long as you dont mind chicken madras
  • julie47
    julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh wow thats fab. I am awake now then :lol:
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Sorzz I late, I werse in the supermarket buying the drin(hic)sssss, oohhhh dears, I (hic) ohhhhh bloooomin minds mudddllllll(hic) mess(hic), I'll com bak latersss(hic). Nurrses slashed ter waist??? (hic) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................


    Its a grin, honest! 8)
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I'm glad our esteemed barman is behaving true to form - at least we have gemma to keep him under control - gemma? gemmapetken? Oh gawd: that's two of 'em under the affluence of incahol.

    So, bobbyger's daddy's done a curry? Way-hey! Sounds good to me! I think we have both Kingfisher and Cobra behind the bar . . . . well, we did. 'Nuff said.

    chris7, that is one wicked thermometer - I have a number of orifical suggestions but please make sure you clean it well between each administration. We don't to catch anything really nasty, do we? (I'm even sounding like a nurse now, I hate it when they go 'Where's our towel then?' etc)

    juliepf, you watch yourself please with all that swiffing - tho let's face it, you can really get around and you are very efficient.

    You know what? I reckon that today, in here, has not gone too badly, one way and another, considering the fact that I didn't warn anyone this was going to happen. You are a smashing lot of people, you really are. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • theresa4
    theresa4 Member Posts: 696
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    wow wish Id found this earlier Im nicely tucked up in a warm cosy bed with my meds and cups of tea brought to me, could get used to this I may not leave EVER! 8) :lol:
    There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart...pursue those. --Michael Nolan



    Theresa xxx
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thats better an hour in bed, I'll just have a whiff of that nitrous oxide..... phew ...........headache gone! Right lets get on with business, what job am I doing....? Did anyone park the mobile unit (caravan), it seems to have moved and the shed, someones painted it with ........ a flower mural, oh well, 1960's here we come.

    Now we should be getting organised, did that gypsy turn up and sharpen that craftknife? We'lll need that, who's going down the chemist and buying some ether? Come on, I've orgainsed the staff canteen, I can't do everthing! Who was tearing up those old sheets and wheres that old fire engine stirrup pump gone to?

    Thats it, I'm gonna have to rest you know.......

    8) Its a grin, honest!
  • bobbyger
    bobbyger Member Posts: 155
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    okay everybody, dinner is served. two popadoms each, we have to ensure there are enough for everyone.
    Lime pickle anyone?
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh bless, he thinks he's on call for surgery. It's OK airwave, you can stand down, they've all been done - oh, apart from julie47 - whaddaya know about necks? Not much? That's OK, I've got a Ladybird Guide to Neck Surgery here, read up then perhaps we'll let you have a bash. Meanwhile would you go and sort out your bar staff please?

    Cor! Pappadoms! My favourite! Any onion salad? Thanks, daddybobbyger! DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Rob... thank your dad....he makes a mean madras.....better got out this uniform before it burst.....right everyone the meds trolley is delayed....suck ice cubes while you wait... :lol:
    nurse Babs...god it sounds like a carry on film... :eek: :lol:
    Love
    Barbara
  • traluvie
    traluvie Member Posts: 2,579
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    bobbyger wrote:
    my mum says no problems, anyone for a cuppa?

    Tea 1 sugar pls...

    Whats for tea???

    Feeling a bit sick so can i have something light pls??
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  • tillytop
    tillytop Member Posts: 3,460
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Right, Nurse Tilly reporting for night duty!

    There will be no more of this shenanigans on my shift! Everyone in bed and lights out by eight or there will be trouble!

    :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil
  • traluvie
    traluvie Member Posts: 2,579
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    8 thats a bit early Nurse Tilly...

    You will have to give me a pack of amtriptyline to knock me out lol...
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh Barbara! You do make me laugh! Be prepared tho, my sweet, to cram yourself back into it tomorrow - it cheered up all the boys in here! Even Robertls grinned! (he's a shy boy, you know). Now that's a thought - I wonder if he would be prepared to do some pet therapy tomorrow with his lovely hounds? I will go and ask him nicely and if he says no I will ask him nastily and threaten him with our security guys (we don't have any but he don't know that!)

    Just thought - Robertls has guns (of the bang-bang sort, I dunno about his muscles). I'll just ask nicely. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • caterina57
    caterina57 Member Posts: 1,424
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh Matron, My uniform is so hot and I think I am allergic to it can I take it off? I'm ready for the evening meds to be given out. Why is there a bucket of sleeping pills?
    Cath
  • traluvie
    traluvie Member Posts: 2,579
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Evening Nurse Cath..

    How are you?? :smile:
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  • caterina57
    caterina57 Member Posts: 1,424
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Now tracy you should be in bed I am going to tell matron of you!!!
    I am fine - I think!
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Caterina57, is your uniform the same as Barbara's? I need to get summat different methinks, I cannot have the staff wandering about in their undies and bathrobes, it doesn't give that good an impression. Mind you, the bronzed tea lady does!

    Right, Nurse Tillytop will be about soon, be warned: she is one strict lady and will not take any nonsense! Me? I am off to bed, I am tired. Night all, sleep well and please, please keep the noise down. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    right ladies and gentlemen....I am back with your sleeping meds....t57125.gif i borrowed um off Crises farm.. :lol:
    Love
    Barbara
  • caterina57
    caterina57 Member Posts: 1,424
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Barbara that is brilliant, send some round here please
    Cath
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    here you go Cath....t57125.giflook after um wont you... :lol:
    Love
    Barbara
  • prefabkid47
    prefabkid47 Member Posts: 1,316
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi all

    I would be quite willing to have the task of propping up the bar (it's the least I can do,since it will no doubt be propping up me) :roll:

    But please remember that I can't multi task being a mere male. :lol:

    Ron
    ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy''. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oddly enough there is no shortage of bar proppers, despite a drunken barman in head-to-toe Lycra - :shock: - I think it's gemmmapetken that pulls 'em in (so to speak). prefab you are more than welcome - your round, methinks! Mine's a septuplet. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben

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