It's time to re-open the M.A.S.H. unit

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  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    oh have we got a bar....nobody told me.. :eek: you prop it up Ron....I will be back later.... :grin:
    Barbara x
    Love
    Barbara
  • prefabkid47
    prefabkid47 Member Posts: 1,316
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    barbara12 wrote:
    oh have we got a bar....nobody told me.. :eek: you prop it up Ron....I will be back later.... :grin:
    Barbara x


    Consider it propped,don't rush back anybody.

    Ron
    ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy''. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Yup, you're off duty Nurse Barb, have a large one. Oo-er missus! DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • caterina57
    caterina57 Member Posts: 1,424
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Yes I need to prop the bar and sample some of its goodies, I have just finished my shift it s hard been a nurse! Paticularly with those wild patients, me and Barbara both need a large one
    Cath
  • traluvie
    traluvie Member Posts: 2,579
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Any chance of a night cap pls nurse??
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  • julie47
    julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    DD if airwave is doin mi surgery can I just nip to the bar. Need someat strong to help me sleep. You know I have been havin nightmares lately.
    Hope the illustrations in yer book are clear.
    Hope that caravan and scalpal are clean. Do you mind if I swiffer first. :grin:
    Well night every one.........hic.....I hate whisky.....but I think I am aneathatizzzzzzzzzzed s065.gif now.
  • traluvie
    traluvie Member Posts: 2,579
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Night Julie..

    You want me to look after ya whiskey for you?? you don't want it confiscated by the nurses.. I 'll keep it safe...x
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  • julie47
    julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Morning folks

    hope you alll slept ok. The whiskey helped me (never drink but its what I have heard) I slept like a log.
    Tracy good job you took it off me , I was in another world, the place started spinning.

    Right is bobbygers dad doing breakfast too?

    toni a nice cuppa please.

    (cor listen to me, sound like lady muck :lol: )
  • traluvie
    traluvie Member Posts: 2,579
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Feeling really nausea's this morning. . Reckon I might stay in bed all day . . Oh no have an appointment to go to at 11-15 . . Need to get me **** together quickly lol. .
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  • bobbyger
    bobbyger Member Posts: 155
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Of course my dad is doing breakfast, Full scottish for everyone:
    Bacon, Sliced sausage, haggis, tattie scones, mushrooms and fries egg. Beans are available for those who want it.

    He's also taking requests for dinner tonight.

    Meanwhile I'm going to lie on the sofa and catnap all day. only got an hours sleep last night, just couldn't get my leg in a comfortable position.
  • caterina57
    caterina57 Member Posts: 1,424
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Whats dads menu for Dinner tonight? might need to place an order
    Cath
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Morning all, Matron here, I apologise for my late appearance - I don't quite know where the morning has gone! I think I can hear barbara12 trying to get her uniform on - yup, that squeaking and creaking is very suggestive of that, hang on - Barb! BARB! I left some talcum powder there for you, sprinkle that and - oh, you have? It still won't go on? I'll get some oil, hang on . . . .

    Right, I have to inform everyone that the M.A.S.H. unit will be closing at 6pm tonight - it's Friday and mell needs his shed (oops, sorry, workshop) back for the week-end. As you old habitués will know, the unit is only ever open for a short period (it's an exhausting place to be and it takes days to for airwave to dry out) so you will all have to make alternative arrangements for the week-end. Right, time to spray oil on barbara12 and find the tea lady - anyone seen frog yet? DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • caterina57
    caterina57 Member Posts: 1,424
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Morning Matron, here for duty but.... Oil AND Rubber uniforms Oh no not a day of that please!!!!!
    Cath
  • gemmapetken
    gemmapetken Member Posts: 263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    morning!
    sorry i was AWOL last night, singing at my schools "open mic night" the only teacher too!! LOL
    And then hubby took me out, couldnt turn that down im afraid!!

    How are we all?

    Gxxx
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    No wonder airwave got into such a state then - was it him that 'decorated' livinglegend's art work? I doubt it was Nurse Tillytop, though mind you, some of the desecration is flowers . . . . . .

    I have no idea where the tea lady is, so you'll have to make do with me . .


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    Not a pretty sight (well, I have been ill.)
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,026
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I'm here - don't panic!!!


    DD I really dont think the idea is for you to eat everything OFF the trolley....no.....you are supposed to give it to the victims....a...patients!! p050.gif
  • chris7
    chris7 Bots Posts: 2,696
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hope all the inmates, I mean patients are having a restful snooze?


    If not I have some nice injections which may help!! n020.gif:grin:

    We could certainly do with a little less of this!
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    Hopefully by closing time with plenty of this n010.gif

    Everyone will be feeling d040.gif

    Fingers crossed and gentle hugs to all the patients. ((( )))

    Chris

    ps since the tea trolley is bereft of tetleys, jammy dodgers, treats left by Robs mum, and the illicit hooch! :shock: Wondered why the staff were a bit wobbly. Lunch will be served shortly. :grin::grin:
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I am in bed, eating biscuits. Wang us a cuppa, there's a good girl! DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Cor, chris7, you like the grisly side of all this, doncha? Whacking great thermometers, injections, I reckon you have missed your natural calling! :grin:
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,026
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    dreamdaisy wrote:
    I am in bed, eating biscuits. Wang us a cuppa, there's a good girl! DD


    Honestly :roll: t19121.gif

    Morning Chris7 - at least someone is working eh? :roll:
  • chris7
    chris7 Bots Posts: 2,696
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Who me??? a050.gif

    I haven't even mentioned the lump hammer yet!
    That should get them all moving eh! :lol::wink:

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    Chris who is also still in bed, well it is duvet day part two. :grin:

    nice to see you back Toni. :grin:
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,026
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thanks Chris

    It IS kinda nice to BE back :wink:

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  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Sorry I’m late, you guys. I was composing the MASH unit’s poem which I’ve just put up on the poetry forum. I came as quick as I could and, flippin’ ‘eck, that was quite some ride, strapped to the outside of the ‘copter.

    Please may I be under Hawkeye either as a patient or trainee medic – I’m….er….flexible. If memory serves me right he can soon fill me in on the rudiments of anatomy.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • prefabkid47
    prefabkid47 Member Posts: 1,316
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    julie47 wrote:
    Morning folks

    hope you alll slept ok. The whiskey helped me (never drink but its what I have heard) I slept like a log.
    Tracy good job you took it off me , I was in another world, the place started spinning.

    Right is bobbygers dad doing breakfast too?

    toni a nice cuppa please.

    (cor listen to me, sound like lady muck :lol: )



    Glad you slept like a log,but a bit uncomfortable when you wake up in the fire place. :???:
    Old jokes never die just fade away (wish my OA and RA would do the same!)

    Ron
    ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy''. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh prefabkid, boom-boom!

    Hello stickywicket, it was lovely of you to pop in and visit us all, I appreciate it. I have read the poem - everyone listen! Go to the poetry sticky on chitchat NOW and read stickywicket's fabulous take on 'If'. It's at the bottom of p14. It's seriously good stuff. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben

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